Awhile after being in Canada for a few weeks a few humans decided to tranquilize me and bring me BACK to area 51. But this time they didn't allow me to escape. they must have put a homing device in me to identify me or something. And they gave me a new name... 245878372 Delta. They injected me with a green serum and put me in a semi circular devise. And as they did so I over-heard a conversation.
"Sir, 245878372 Delta is ready."
"Lets do it then." Then I saw him push a red button and then the devise I was in started humming quit literally then I found myself among a group of dogs.
"What the fuck just happened?!?!"
"Well I cant tell you that but I can tell you your in the ano of 2277 and your in The Capital Wasteland!"One of them replied.
"One... How the hell did I get from 2011 to 2277... Two... What the hell is 'The Capital Wasteland'?"
"The Capital Wasteland is what used to be 'Washington D.C.'"