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posted by StichxAngel4eva
Tigerstar's and Darkstripe's store. Darkstripe happened to have bought an ipod...



Tigerstar: Darkstripe is anyone gonna come?

Darkstripe: Tik tok around the clock but the party dont stop no oh oh ooh

Tigerstar: oh god

*Leopardstar walks in*

Leopardstar: Do you have any good pranks to play on Firestar?

Tigerstar: Yep! we sure do! Darkstripe! Can you get the list?

Darkstripe: oooo caught in a bad romance, rah rah rahrah romamama

Tigerstar: *shakes head* Ok I'll just get it

Leopardstar: You know, I could help you with your shop.

Tigerstar: Ok thanks!

Leopardstar: oi Darkstripe! What song you're listening to?

Darkstripe: meet me at the hotel room *sing tht 4 times*

Leopardstar: Umm, ok? *Walks to the hotel*

Tigerstar: *Comes with the list* Where did she go?

Darkstripe: Baby are you down, down, down, down, dooowwwnn, doowwwnnn, even if the sky is falling down

*Brokenstar walks in*

Brokenstar: Do you have any Firestar dart board?

Tigerstar: That's one of our most popular items

Darkstripe: She's nothing like a girl ever seen before, nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore im tryna find the words to describe this girl without bein disrespectful damn girl! damn she's a sexy chick

Brokenstar: WHAT?

Tigerstar: Sorry about Darkstripe

Brokenstar: mmmm hmm

Tigerstar: *goes to get dart board*

Darkstripe: I gotta feelin, that tonight's gonna be a good night

Brokenstar: It is?

Tigerstar: Yes, cuz tonight we're gonna gang up and bash Firestar

Brokenstar: Really? I've got to get all my followers! *runs & gets followers*

Clawface: I WANNA KILL GRAYSTRIPE FOR KILLING ME!

Blackstar: With any luck you'll get to

*Longtail and Dustpelt walk in*

Longtail: Why are there evil dead gatos here??

Dustpelt: HOLY CRAP! LETS GO!

*Hawkfrost walks in*

Hawkfrost: Ok I've arrived!

Darkstripe: Meet me halfway, right at the borderline is where I'm gonna wait, for you

Hawkfrost: I see he likes the ipod i gave him for Easter.

Tigerstar: Yeah, a bit too much

Brokenstar: Do you have any Firestar-Haters T-Shirts?

Tigerstar: Yep! *Throws a t-shirt at all of the of Brokenstar's followers' heads*

*Onestar walks in*

Blackstar: I thought you liked Firestar!

Onestar: Not any more.

Tigerstar: Good. *Accidently grabs a glass bottle instead of a T-Shirt and throws it at Onestar's head*

*SMASH!*

Onestar: Arghh..

Tigerstar! OMG Sorry!

Onestar: *Grabs a glass bottle and throws it at Tigerstar but he dodges and it smashes into Brokenstar's head*


Darkstripe: You belong with meee

Brokenstar: *Falls over unconscious*

Onestar: Hey! You weren't supposed to dodge that!!

Tigerstar: But it would have wrecked my pretty little rosa, -de-rosa nose!

Hawkfrost: (O_o)

Tigerstar: What?

*Leopardstar walks back in and yowls at Darkstripe*

Leopardstar: YOU SAID TO GO MEET YOU AT THE HOTEL!

Darkstripe: eh, eh, nothin else i can say

Blackstar: Are they having an affair?

Clawface: Looks like it...

Leopardstar: No we're not!

Darkstripe: Let's have some fun this beat is sick, i wanna take a ride on the disco stick

Hawkfrost: Yeah they are

Leopardstar: No!! *storms out of the club*

Hawkfrost: At least she's gone

*Brokenstar wakes up again*

Brokenstar: Where are the cheetos?

Tigerstar: In the cupboard!

Onestar: Where's the mountain dew?

Tigerstar: In the fridge! Duh!

Onestar: Can I have a Mountain Dew?

Tigerstar: Yes you can have Mountain Dew just go get one!

PART 2:

Clawface: GUESS WHAT DUDES!

Everyone: What?

Clawface: I'M A DUDE!

Tigerstar: I can see that.

Darkstripe: Dang it! My iPod's ran outta battery.

Tigerstar: It's about time too.

Leopardstar: During the break I made a biblioteca section of the club!

Onestar: *Says boredly* Very exciting.

Hawkfrost: Do you want me to put new batteries in your iPod?

Everyone except for Darkstripe: NO!

Hawkfrost: Fine, fine. Take a chill pill yo girlfriends!

Part 3:

Darkstripe: I'm gonna sing now. BEAT IT! JUST BEAT!

*Firestar & Graystripe & Sandstorm run in*

Firestar: WHAT IS THIS?? ONESTAR??? I THOUGHT YOU'D RATHER BE ON MY SIDE THEN TIGERSTAR'S!!!

Onestar: O_o

Clawface: Now's my chance to kill Graystripe!

Blackstar: There ya go.

Tigerstar: NOW EVERYONE! NOW'S OUR CHANCE TO KILL FIREKIT!

Everyone: YEAH!!!

*They kill Firestar... That's how he's gonna die...*

Tigerstar: Ah. He's dead.

Hawkfrost: Now we can bully him in StarClan!!!

*Thistleclaw randomly walks in*

Thistleclaw: He peace dudes!

*Thistleclaw walk's back out*

Tigerstar: Okay...

Brokenstar: Let's go to StarClan and take some chill pillz.

Leopardstar: Good idea.

Darkstripe: It's all about us, it's all about, it's all about us.

Hawkfrost: It is?

*Gotta think mais sorry...*
posted by StichxAngel4eva
(Tigerstar walks into the library)

Leafpool: Welcome to the first and only Warrior gatos library! We have every book you will ever need!

Squirrelflight: And we mean it!!!

Tigerstar: Do you have any books on how to rip Firestar's pelt off?

Leafpool: Actually, we have several books on the subject! Would you like 101 Ways to Rip Firestar's Pelt Off por Brokenstar, 62 and One Half ways to Claw Firestar's eyes out, por Darkstripe, or would you like 738 ways to kill Firestar and then some, written por Mousefur!

Mousefur: (shifty eyes)

Tigerstar: I'll take all three!

Squirrelflight: (Checks out books) Thank...
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posted by Rapidtail
"Come on, Bouncepaw!" yelled Falconfur. The kit was only 3 moons old, but Smokestar insisted on
starting training early, but no battles until they were really old enough, he sent them into their first battle as close as he could to 8 moons. One day,their deputy, Birchheight, brought back the bodys of Bouncepaw`s only sister, Summerflame,and his mother, Sweetwish. Bouncepaw`s father was killed por a texugo before he was born, and his mother sister reeked of texugo and death. Bouncepaw`s whole family was murdered por the same badger. " I`ll flay that badger", and he ran out to do just that. He came back with the badgers body. "He killed my family,I made him pay!". He was given his warrior name, Bounceflame,in memory of his sister.
"But he`s not old enough" protested a few other cats.
"He went out to tackle that texugo alone ,even though he is too young, he deserves it.
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