Tigerstar's and Darkstripe's store. Darkstripe happened to have bought an ipod...
Tigerstar: Darkstripe is anyone gonna come?
Darkstripe: Tik tok around the clock but the party dont stop no oh oh ooh
Tigerstar: oh god
*Leopardstar walks in*
Leopardstar: Do you have any good pranks to play on Firestar?
Tigerstar: Yep! we sure do! Darkstripe! Can you get the list?
Darkstripe: oooo caught in a bad romance, rah rah rahrah romamama
Tigerstar: *shakes head* Ok I'll just get it
Leopardstar: You know, I could help you with your shop.
Tigerstar: Ok thanks!
Leopardstar: oi Darkstripe! What song you're listening to?
Darkstripe: meet me at the hotel room *sing tht 4 times*
Leopardstar: Umm, ok? *Walks to the hotel*
Tigerstar: *Comes with the list* Where did she go?
Darkstripe: Baby are you down, down, down, down, dooowwwnn, doowwwnnn, even if the sky is falling down
*Brokenstar walks in*
Brokenstar: Do you have any Firestar dart board?
Tigerstar: That's one of our most popular items
Darkstripe: She's nothing like a girl ever seen before, nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore im tryna find the words to describe this girl without bein disrespectful damn girl! damn she's a sexy chick
Brokenstar: WHAT?
Tigerstar: Sorry about Darkstripe
Brokenstar: mmmm hmm
Tigerstar: *goes to get dart board*
Darkstripe: I gotta feelin, that tonight's gonna be a good night
Brokenstar: It is?
Tigerstar: Yes, cuz tonight we're gonna gang up and bash Firestar
Brokenstar: Really? I've got to get all my followers! *runs & gets followers*
Clawface: I WANNA KILL GRAYSTRIPE FOR KILLING ME!
Blackstar: With any luck you'll get to
*Longtail and Dustpelt walk in*
Longtail: Why are there evil dead gatos here??
Dustpelt: HOLY CRAP! LETS GO!
*Hawkfrost walks in*
Hawkfrost: Ok I've arrived!
Darkstripe: Meet me halfway, right at the borderline is where I'm gonna wait, for you
Hawkfrost: I see he likes the ipod i gave him for Easter.
Tigerstar: Yeah, a bit too much
Brokenstar: Do you have any Firestar-Haters T-Shirts?
Tigerstar: Yep! *Throws a t-shirt at all of the of Brokenstar's followers' heads*
*Onestar walks in*
Blackstar: I thought you liked Firestar!
Onestar: Not any more.
Tigerstar: Good. *Accidently grabs a glass bottle instead of a T-Shirt and throws it at Onestar's head*
*SMASH!*
Onestar: Arghh..
Tigerstar! OMG Sorry!
Onestar: *Grabs a glass bottle and throws it at Tigerstar but he dodges and it smashes into Brokenstar's head*
Darkstripe: You belong with meee
Brokenstar: *Falls over unconscious*
Onestar: Hey! You weren't supposed to dodge that!!
Tigerstar: But it would have wrecked my pretty little rosa, -de-rosa nose!
Hawkfrost: (O_o)
Tigerstar: What?
*Leopardstar walks back in and yowls at Darkstripe*
Leopardstar: YOU SAID TO GO MEET YOU AT THE HOTEL!
Darkstripe: eh, eh, nothin else i can say
Blackstar: Are they having an affair?
Clawface: Looks like it...
Leopardstar: No we're not!
Darkstripe: Let's have some fun this beat is sick, i wanna take a ride on the disco stick
Hawkfrost: Yeah they are
Leopardstar: No!! *storms out of the club*
Hawkfrost: At least she's gone
*Brokenstar wakes up again*
Brokenstar: Where are the cheetos?
Tigerstar: In the cupboard!
Onestar: Where's the mountain dew?
Tigerstar: In the fridge! Duh!
Onestar: Can I have a Mountain Dew?
Tigerstar: Yes you can have Mountain Dew just go get one!
PART 2:
Clawface: GUESS WHAT DUDES!
Everyone: What?
Clawface: I'M A DUDE!
Tigerstar: I can see that.
Darkstripe: Dang it! My iPod's ran outta battery.
Tigerstar: It's about time too.
Leopardstar: During the break I made a biblioteca section of the club!
Onestar: *Says boredly* Very exciting.
Hawkfrost: Do you want me to put new batteries in your iPod?
Everyone except for Darkstripe: NO!
Hawkfrost: Fine, fine. Take a chill pill yo girlfriends!
Part 3:
Darkstripe: I'm gonna sing now. BEAT IT! JUST BEAT!
*Firestar & Graystripe & Sandstorm run in*
Firestar: WHAT IS THIS?? ONESTAR??? I THOUGHT YOU'D RATHER BE ON MY SIDE THEN TIGERSTAR'S!!!
Onestar: O_o
Clawface: Now's my chance to kill Graystripe!
Blackstar: There ya go.
Tigerstar: NOW EVERYONE! NOW'S OUR CHANCE TO KILL FIREKIT!
Everyone: YEAH!!!
*They kill Firestar... That's how he's gonna die...*
Tigerstar: Ah. He's dead.
Hawkfrost: Now we can bully him in StarClan!!!
*Thistleclaw randomly walks in*
Thistleclaw: He peace dudes!
*Thistleclaw walk's back out*
Tigerstar: Okay...
Brokenstar: Let's go to StarClan and take some chill pillz.
Leopardstar: Good idea.
Darkstripe: It's all about us, it's all about, it's all about us.
Hawkfrost: It is?
*Gotta think mais sorry...*
Tigerstar: Darkstripe is anyone gonna come?
Darkstripe: Tik tok around the clock but the party dont stop no oh oh ooh
Tigerstar: oh god
*Leopardstar walks in*
Leopardstar: Do you have any good pranks to play on Firestar?
Tigerstar: Yep! we sure do! Darkstripe! Can you get the list?
Darkstripe: oooo caught in a bad romance, rah rah rahrah romamama
Tigerstar: *shakes head* Ok I'll just get it
Leopardstar: You know, I could help you with your shop.
Tigerstar: Ok thanks!
Leopardstar: oi Darkstripe! What song you're listening to?
Darkstripe: meet me at the hotel room *sing tht 4 times*
Leopardstar: Umm, ok? *Walks to the hotel*
Tigerstar: *Comes with the list* Where did she go?
Darkstripe: Baby are you down, down, down, down, dooowwwnn, doowwwnnn, even if the sky is falling down
*Brokenstar walks in*
Brokenstar: Do you have any Firestar dart board?
Tigerstar: That's one of our most popular items
Darkstripe: She's nothing like a girl ever seen before, nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore im tryna find the words to describe this girl without bein disrespectful damn girl! damn she's a sexy chick
Brokenstar: WHAT?
Tigerstar: Sorry about Darkstripe
Brokenstar: mmmm hmm
Tigerstar: *goes to get dart board*
Darkstripe: I gotta feelin, that tonight's gonna be a good night
Brokenstar: It is?
Tigerstar: Yes, cuz tonight we're gonna gang up and bash Firestar
Brokenstar: Really? I've got to get all my followers! *runs & gets followers*
Clawface: I WANNA KILL GRAYSTRIPE FOR KILLING ME!
Blackstar: With any luck you'll get to
*Longtail and Dustpelt walk in*
Longtail: Why are there evil dead gatos here??
Dustpelt: HOLY CRAP! LETS GO!
*Hawkfrost walks in*
Hawkfrost: Ok I've arrived!
Darkstripe: Meet me halfway, right at the borderline is where I'm gonna wait, for you
Hawkfrost: I see he likes the ipod i gave him for Easter.
Tigerstar: Yeah, a bit too much
Brokenstar: Do you have any Firestar-Haters T-Shirts?
Tigerstar: Yep! *Throws a t-shirt at all of the of Brokenstar's followers' heads*
*Onestar walks in*
Blackstar: I thought you liked Firestar!
Onestar: Not any more.
Tigerstar: Good. *Accidently grabs a glass bottle instead of a T-Shirt and throws it at Onestar's head*
*SMASH!*
Onestar: Arghh..
Tigerstar! OMG Sorry!
Onestar: *Grabs a glass bottle and throws it at Tigerstar but he dodges and it smashes into Brokenstar's head*
Darkstripe: You belong with meee
Brokenstar: *Falls over unconscious*
Onestar: Hey! You weren't supposed to dodge that!!
Tigerstar: But it would have wrecked my pretty little rosa, -de-rosa nose!
Hawkfrost: (O_o)
Tigerstar: What?
*Leopardstar walks back in and yowls at Darkstripe*
Leopardstar: YOU SAID TO GO MEET YOU AT THE HOTEL!
Darkstripe: eh, eh, nothin else i can say
Blackstar: Are they having an affair?
Clawface: Looks like it...
Leopardstar: No we're not!
Darkstripe: Let's have some fun this beat is sick, i wanna take a ride on the disco stick
Hawkfrost: Yeah they are
Leopardstar: No!! *storms out of the club*
Hawkfrost: At least she's gone
*Brokenstar wakes up again*
Brokenstar: Where are the cheetos?
Tigerstar: In the cupboard!
Onestar: Where's the mountain dew?
Tigerstar: In the fridge! Duh!
Onestar: Can I have a Mountain Dew?
Tigerstar: Yes you can have Mountain Dew just go get one!
PART 2:
Clawface: GUESS WHAT DUDES!
Everyone: What?
Clawface: I'M A DUDE!
Tigerstar: I can see that.
Darkstripe: Dang it! My iPod's ran outta battery.
Tigerstar: It's about time too.
Leopardstar: During the break I made a biblioteca section of the club!
Onestar: *Says boredly* Very exciting.
Hawkfrost: Do you want me to put new batteries in your iPod?
Everyone except for Darkstripe: NO!
Hawkfrost: Fine, fine. Take a chill pill yo girlfriends!
Part 3:
Darkstripe: I'm gonna sing now. BEAT IT! JUST BEAT!
*Firestar & Graystripe & Sandstorm run in*
Firestar: WHAT IS THIS?? ONESTAR??? I THOUGHT YOU'D RATHER BE ON MY SIDE THEN TIGERSTAR'S!!!
Onestar: O_o
Clawface: Now's my chance to kill Graystripe!
Blackstar: There ya go.
Tigerstar: NOW EVERYONE! NOW'S OUR CHANCE TO KILL FIREKIT!
Everyone: YEAH!!!
*They kill Firestar... That's how he's gonna die...*
Tigerstar: Ah. He's dead.
Hawkfrost: Now we can bully him in StarClan!!!
*Thistleclaw randomly walks in*
Thistleclaw: He peace dudes!
*Thistleclaw walk's back out*
Tigerstar: Okay...
Brokenstar: Let's go to StarClan and take some chill pillz.
Leopardstar: Good idea.
Darkstripe: It's all about us, it's all about, it's all about us.
Hawkfrost: It is?
*Gotta think mais sorry...*
