Tigerstar's and Darkstripe's store. Darkstripe happened to have bought an ipod...



Tigerstar: Darkstripe is anyone gonna come?

Darkstripe: Tik tok around the clock but the party dont stop no oh oh ooh

Tigerstar: oh god

*Leopardstar walks in*

Leopardstar: Do you have any good pranks to play on Firestar?

Tigerstar: Yep! we sure do! Darkstripe! Can you get the list?

Darkstripe: oooo caught in a bad romance, rah rah rahrah romamama

Tigerstar: *shakes head* Ok I'll just get it

Leopardstar: You know, I could help you with your shop.

Tigerstar: Ok thanks!

Leopardstar: oi Darkstripe! What song you're listening to?

Darkstripe: meet me at the hotel room *sing tht 4 times*

Leopardstar: Umm, ok? *Walks to the hotel*

Tigerstar: *Comes with the list* Where did she go?

Darkstripe: Baby are you down, down, down, down, dooowwwnn, doowwwnnn, even if the sky is falling down

*Brokenstar walks in*

Brokenstar: Do you have any Firestar dart board?

Tigerstar: That's one of our most popular items

Darkstripe: She's nothing like a girl ever seen before, nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore im tryna find the words to describe this girl without bein disrespectful damn girl! damn she's a sexy chick

Brokenstar: WHAT?

Tigerstar: Sorry about Darkstripe

Brokenstar: mmmm hmm

Tigerstar: *goes to get dart board*

Darkstripe: I gotta feelin, that tonight's gonna be a good night

Brokenstar: It is?

Tigerstar: Yes, cuz tonight we're gonna gang up and bash Firestar

Brokenstar: Really? I've got to get all my followers! *runs & gets followers*

Clawface: I WANNA KILL GRAYSTRIPE FOR KILLING ME!

Blackstar: With any luck you'll get to

*Longtail and Dustpelt walk in*

Longtail: Why are there evil dead gatos here??

Dustpelt: HOLY CRAP! LETS GO!

*Hawkfrost walks in*

Hawkfrost: Ok I've arrived!

Darkstripe: Meet me halfway, right at the borderline is where I'm gonna wait, for you

Hawkfrost: I see he likes the ipod i gave him for Easter.

Tigerstar: Yeah, a bit too much

Brokenstar: Do you have any Firestar-Haters T-Shirts?

Tigerstar: Yep! *Throws a t-shirt at all of the of Brokenstar's followers' heads*

*Onestar walks in*

Blackstar: I thought you liked Firestar!

Onestar: Not any more.

Tigerstar: Good. *Accidently grabs a glass bottle instead of a T-Shirt and throws it at Onestar's head*

*SMASH!*

Onestar: Arghh..

Tigerstar! OMG Sorry!

Onestar: *Grabs a glass bottle and throws it at Tigerstar but he dodges and it smashes into Brokenstar's head*


Darkstripe: You belong with meee

Brokenstar: *Falls over unconscious*

Onestar: Hey! You weren't supposed to dodge that!!

Tigerstar: But it would have wrecked my pretty little rosa, -de-rosa nose!

Hawkfrost: (O_o)

Tigerstar: What?

*Leopardstar walks back in and yowls at Darkstripe*

Leopardstar: YOU SAID TO GO MEET YOU AT THE HOTEL!

Darkstripe: eh, eh, nothin else i can say

Blackstar: Are they having an affair?

Clawface: Looks like it...

Leopardstar: No we're not!

Darkstripe: Let's have some fun this beat is sick, i wanna take a ride on the disco stick

Hawkfrost: Yeah they are

Leopardstar: No!! *storms out of the club*

Hawkfrost: At least she's gone

*Brokenstar wakes up again*

Brokenstar: Where are the cheetos?

Tigerstar: In the cupboard!

Onestar: Where's the mountain dew?

Tigerstar: In the fridge! Duh!

Onestar: Can I have a Mountain Dew?

Tigerstar: Yes you can have Mountain Dew just go get one!

PART 2:

Clawface: GUESS WHAT DUDES!

Everyone: What?

Clawface: I'M A DUDE!

Tigerstar: I can see that.

Darkstripe: Dang it! My iPod's ran outta battery.

Tigerstar: It's about time too.

Leopardstar: During the break I made a biblioteca section of the club!

Onestar: *Says boredly* Very exciting.

Hawkfrost: Do you want me to put new batteries in your iPod?

Everyone except for Darkstripe: NO!

Hawkfrost: Fine, fine. Take a chill pill yo girlfriends!

Part 3:

Darkstripe: I'm gonna sing now. BEAT IT! JUST BEAT!

*Firestar & Graystripe & Sandstorm run in*

Firestar: WHAT IS THIS?? ONESTAR??? I THOUGHT YOU'D RATHER BE ON MY SIDE THEN TIGERSTAR'S!!!

Onestar: O_o

Clawface: Now's my chance to kill Graystripe!

Blackstar: There ya go.

Tigerstar: NOW EVERYONE! NOW'S OUR CHANCE TO KILL FIREKIT!

Everyone: YEAH!!!

*They kill Firestar... That's how he's gonna die...*

Tigerstar: Ah. He's dead.

Hawkfrost: Now we can bully him in StarClan!!!

*Thistleclaw randomly walks in*

Thistleclaw: He peace dudes!

*Thistleclaw walk's back out*

Tigerstar: Okay...

Brokenstar: Let's go to StarClan and take some chill pillz.

Leopardstar: Good idea.

Darkstripe: It's all about us, it's all about, it's all about us.

Hawkfrost: It is?

*Gotta think mais sorry...*