im having a bad day...im think im gonna turn emo soon:( Posted over a year ago

Yay! I got my medal! :D Posted over a year ago

    

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards.. you need:

♥ A coração to amor him.

♦ A diamond to marry him.

♣ A club to smash his fucking head in.

♠ A pá to bury the bastard. Posted over a year ago

My thoughts go out to all those in earthquake-hit Japan, and those in places on tsunami alert.... Posted over a year ago

lol, there advertising 'tampax' in the fanpop enxada O.o haha ! Posted over a year ago

does justin bieber worship the devil i want the THRUTH and only the THRUTH Posted over a year ago

what is it with people and mcr i don't get their music
Posted over a year ago

A hobo is like Obama. He wants change. Posted over a year ago

Happy sweet 16 to me! XD Posted over a year ago

Scotland - I HATE ENGLAND!!!
England - I HATE SCOTLAAAND!!
Ireland - shut it the both of yeas..
Wales - where's my sheep? O.O

[ I live in Scotland & used to in England. I see nothing offensive so if any British people do tell.]
Posted over a year ago

Hi guys. I made a club and I was wondering if anyone wanted to cadastrar-se it? You don't have to, but it will mean a lot. I could fã you or cadastrar-se any club you want. Thanks.

Link: link Posted over a year ago

Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me. :( Posted over a year ago

In a car filled with twelve people, all under the influence of weed, the results can be sickening.
Especially if you're near a McDonald's.
"What would you like to ord-"
"I WANNA MCGRIDDLESS~"
"HAHAAA, DUUUDE, YOU'RE SO COLOURFUL RIGHT NOWW~"
"DUUUUDE! *giggle* SHUT UP! SHE'LL KNOW WE'RE ON DRUGS!" Posted over a year ago

anyone who joins my deus ex club will receive 4 props
Posted over a year ago

I'm drivin' round town with the girl I amor & I'm like FORGET YOU! oooooh I guess the change in my pocket just wasn't enough & i'm like FORGET YOU & FORGET HER TOO! Posted over a year ago

I wish I was with you
Alone.
In my room
On my bed
With the lights out
Under the covers
So I could show you my
Amazing.
NEW GLOW IN THE DARK WATCH :D :D Posted over a year ago

comment if your tired like me

lol
Posted over a year ago

Thats shocking... Posted over a year ago

My lap isn't working because I was having too much fun with the clicker game... Posted over a year ago

The game. Posted over a year ago

happy martigra ! Posted over a year ago

OMG!!!!my meebo totally sucks!!! IDk wat wrong With It!!!!! =.= Posted over a year ago

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Posted over a year ago

Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley are the greatest guys ever <3

You guys will see me typing those names A LOT! Trust me! ;D Posted over a year ago

BBBEEEE MMMMYYYY FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now or i'll eat you. Posted over a year ago

two most aleatório vídeos just came!^_^ moar krabs and cillit bang remix Posted over a year ago

What do u do when ur in a bad relationship plz someone help me. Posted over a year ago

(> " " <)
( ='o'= )
-(,,)-(,,)-

This is ninja kitty. Ninja kitty wants world domination too, and is FAR better equipped to actually get it. Posted over a year ago

Just got back from seeing Beastly!! It was SOOOOO good!!!! Posted over a year ago

Teacher: "Have you done your homework?" Student: "Have you graded my test?" Teacher: "No, I have other student's stuff to grade" Student: "I have other teacher's homework to do". Posted over a year ago

oi type the code $4$4$ if you are in amor with on of my songs! Posted over a year ago

Do you post stuff in composição literária or poesia without getting any feedback? If so, copy and paste this link into your browser.

link

Feedback is GUARANTEED. Read the rules, post your article, and then go to the forum. :) Posted over a year ago

He says "I bet you 20$ I can kiss you without using my lips." She says "Bets on!" He kisses her. "I lost" Posted over a year ago

uhhhh stuffy nose,so annoying!!! Posted over a year ago

Why does everyone badmouth younger people because that person ask for fans? People don't learn anything por calliing that person pathetic. What is this, the army? Last time I checked, this was a fun site where people could talk to each other without being called a poser, for asking fãs (WTF?)

I suppose you want to learn a certain person about not asking for fãs because you find it pathetic, and of course it is. But telling a less mature someone that they're pathetic? Come on. Posted over a year ago

who's bored meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee so so bored Posted over a year ago

Conversation-*at mall*
me-*at hollister* ewww this camisa is trashy!:
friend-*takes shirt* Your trashy!
Hot emo, guy-i like em trashy *winks at me*
me-*giggles and blushes*
friend-*pulls her topo, início off *
(we got kicked out D:) Posted over a year ago

Twilight scene
Bella: I know what you are...
Edward: Say it.
Bella: Gay. Posted over a year ago

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, oi man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle. Posted over a year ago

Hey,sup yall-i will warn you,I'm cajun

And I'm new Posted over a year ago

Who likes chicken wings? Posted over a year ago

*٩(●̮̮̃•)۶* reach for the stars <3 Posted over a year ago

link could u plz cadastrar-se this
Posted over a year ago

When you're stressed you eat cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelt backwards is desserts. Posted over a year ago

you should only are about what you think of yourself, not what others think of you, so dont change to be cool. the only reason why all those other girls are cool is becuase the stuff their bras, and and dont know what the word be yourself is
Posted over a year ago

Ur internet just got its bunda kicked por my mexican friends [: Posted over a year ago

... Posted over a year ago

ANY HAPPY SONG SUDJ?????????
Posted over a year ago

im going thru a really bad breakup w/ my boyfriend of 3 months :( fã me if u feel sorry 4 me. JKJK! i would b a cadela, puta if i really made u do that! haha Posted over a year ago

*shakes head* the human race....such a sad existence...
link Posted over a year ago

itz my birthday =D Posted over a year ago

if you hate/dislike math please join(link) thx! ps:i dont own the club Posted over a year ago

i may be a wafflesaurus,
but u're just an apple-dactyl!
Posted over a year ago

Become a fã of weird and spunky club (my friends XD ) Posted over a year ago

did u no that justin beiber might not wait 2 have sex? he said that he wants 2 have sex with selena gomez!!! Posted over a year ago

spring break is already close to it's start! who's excited?! :D Posted over a year ago

i want an maçã, apple right now! Posted over a year ago

100 FANS!!!!!!!IDK HOW!!!!THXS TO ALL ME BUDS Posted over a year ago

please join! we desperately need mais people! link Posted over a year ago

the selenagomezfan7 haters club is Deleted Posted over a year ago

aleatório RANDOMNESS!

sdfhevb etuei ghwluergyg ghierhg ehyer rkjr hgeirgrieuot eltojkdrj lkrtre olioi gerituj kywkrt ru sjdi jwegnf.

Language: Lizin
Translation:

Being aleatório is a gift and if you waste it I'll eat it and you. Posted over a year ago

Become a fã of unique personality Posted over a year ago

Oh my god, I just got a medal here! Posted over a year ago

MY CHICKEN TASTE LIKE TENDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

You're my wonderwall, Random-Wall! ;) Posted over a year ago

some words to decribe me:
aleatório
talented
artist
pretty
loved
different
lucky
honored
HAPPY Posted over a year ago

817.547.5830
Posted over a year ago

My mom is having a baby and wants me to take the bus. I HATE THE BUS!!!!! God, I'd rather walk the five miles. Posted over a year ago

oh yeah its my birthday, its my birthday! Posted over a year ago

Why won't this site send me atualizações any more? Posted over a year ago

Co za asy... Posted over a year ago

Ringo Starr just ate a sandwich. Look it up. Posted over a year ago

OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE OUT OF MILK!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Can you guys look at my gallery my pics r awesome :D Posted over a year ago

Who wants to chat? I'm sooooooooo happy =D Posted over a year ago

WTF? Justin Beiber is 17 ? That boy looks like he's 2 and come to find out his little bunda is older than me SMH.
Posted over a year ago

B.S. may be considered a superstar, but she freaks me out O.o Posted over a year ago

ᴿᴬᵂᴿ Posted over a year ago

Call this number.

817.547.5830

I fucking dare you. Posted over a year ago

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, 'Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle.' Posted over a year ago

I lost the fucking spelling bee. Who here has ever heard the fucking word 'hassock'? I haven't. Posted over a year ago

Happy 28th of Febuary everyone!!!<333 Posted over a year ago

Hi, I like pie Posted over a year ago

PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

uuummmm, river sapateiro Posted over a year ago

i'm bored...so TRLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Posted over a year ago

In the middle of a comment war on youtube!!! so much fun! Posted over a year ago

Hehe, the Simpsons guy in the imagens section is laughing at the spatula. Posted over a year ago

oi everyone, im new here so could u plz add me ??? thanks. i'll add u back Posted over a year ago

*CHILD YEARS* (At friends house)
friends mom: Hey! your moms here to pick you up!
You: OH NO!
Friend: LETS HIDE! Then you cant go home! Posted over a year ago

I LAY AWAKE STRAP MYSELF TO MY cama WITH A BULLET PROVE VEST AND SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD........... BANG!!!! Posted over a year ago

I NOT READY TO LEAVE ITS TO SCARY TO DIE Posted over a year ago

MY TEACHER WANTED TO FLUNK ME IN 7TH GRADE THANKS seguinte SEMESTER ILL BE 35 SO I SMACKED HIM WITH AN ERASER CHASED HIM WITH A STAPLER STAPLE HIS BALLS TO A STACK OF PAPERS Posted over a year ago

I IZ NOT HUMAN! Posted over a year ago

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Can anyone SAY that?!?!?! Posted over a year ago

You know what I like? Cannibals. They're so straight-forward. They're just like "I'm a cannibal, ima eat chu, omnomnom." Posted over a year ago

oi i wonder y they dont put real doces in tamalas and be surprised to find it when they eat it :)
Posted over a year ago

It's my birthday!! :D :D :D Posted over a year ago

RAN-DUM-DUM-DUUUUM!!! Posted over a year ago

I know this guy who's a real jackass. I know alot of jackasses and he's one of the worst. He pisses me off all the time with his stupid shit Posted over a year ago