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Eazy-Efan said …
When a abutre flies, he takes carrion luggage. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
it just dawned on me that i a.m. a morning person Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Insects that make honey are always on their best bee-hive-iour. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
my speech about the jet-stream wasn't well received-people said it was too long winded Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
A smelly ant was expelled from the colony because he was deodorant. Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
There were three cavalos on a ship including a sick bay. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
when she told me i was average, she was just being mean Posted over a year ago
metrolight commented…
we need to apprehend her imMEDIANtly over a year ago
metrolight said …
God Bless the people who will go through this punomenal mural of puns Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
our hearts go out to the familes of those who tried to skim the mass amount of posts and did not survive out of frustration over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Sign at a deer crossing: The Buck Stops Here. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
a math teacher got a pet papagaio and taught it to talk. one dia the papagaio escaped and yelled out the window "Polly gone!" "Polly gone!" Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
The pato said to the bartender, 'put it on my bill.' Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
what do a telephone and a dog have in common?
they have colarinho, colar id Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Birds are grouchy in the morning because their bills are over dew. Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle. Posted over a year ago
metrolight said …
A man got his left arm and left leg cut off in an accident, but don't worry he died of blood loss. Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Time flies like an arrow. frutas flies like a banana. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
hairdressers can be quite rude- they always give cutting remarks Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
It’s amazing how eagles catch their prey, they must be really talon-ted. Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide. Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
The best way to communicate with a peixe is to drop them a line. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
On the surface of things whales are always blowing it. Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Male deer have buck teeth. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
an astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspsended sentence Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
A zoo had a camelo with no humps named 'Humphrey.' Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
to win at tug-of-war, you must have a grasp on the situation and out-weight your opponent Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
One horse said to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane. Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
already used that one bro. ladies and gentleman we are running out of puns its the apocalpse over a year ago
Eazy-Efan commented…
K. over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
when asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the pergunta Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
One gafanhoto told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Moar puns pls. Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah? Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
smoke dynamite and really blow your mind Posted over a year ago
metrolight said …
Having your hand amputated must be a handful Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
link over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
theres a new tv program about oragami. it's called pa-per view Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
It's OK to watch an elefante bathe as they usually have their trunks on. Posted over a year ago
metrolight said …
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!" Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
where do books sleep?
under their covers Posted over a year ago
metrolight said …
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9FNLF-5oE‎ Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i knew someone who worked at a company making blankets. he lost his job when the company folded Posted over a year ago
metrolight said …
don't let Macklemore grab our hands, he can't hold us Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I roubou his coat, call that jack it Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Shorty wants my skittles, she trying to taste the waynebow. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
how do you train a bunch of elite dentists in the army?
you give them a drill instructor Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
how long will the puns go, no one knows over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
A girl with a broken heart, call her Drak Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan commented…
marreco, drake over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
a man walked into a bar. a segundo man saw it and ducked just in time Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Doing coca-cola with Stevie Wonder, call it blurred lines Posted over a year ago
metrolight said …
the seductive vassoura salesmen swept me off my feet Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Ever had sex while camping its fucking intens. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
why won't a bike stand up por itself?
its two tired Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
two silkworms were in a race. they ended up in a tie Posted over a year ago
metrolight said …
One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. You could say he has teleAPATHY Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I murder so many verses, you can say I killed hip hop. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i've just been robbed! how the robber got in, i'm not sure. i think he got intruder window Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Got a black dog
Call it a cadela, puta nigga Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i grew up on a pharm before i became a pharmacist Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I roubou his coat, call that jack it Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i bought a smoking jaqueta and blazer at a fogo sale Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain Posted over a year ago
MarineHolocaust said …
puns should be eradicated from existence Posted over a year ago
metrolight said …
I can't get this Squid Girl animê out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
do you know any chemistry jokes?
NaH Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
also acceptable: Na over a year ago
gabbalee commented…
I wanted to make a good periodic mesa, tabela joke but all the good ones argon over a year ago
metrolight commented…
I NO Au FeW over a year ago
metrolight said …
Christopher Walken loves long walks on the de praia, praia when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Shoot you on Dia das bruxas call it trigger treating Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot Posted over a year ago
metrolight commented…
i bet his followers were lenin a hand on the funeral service over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx Posted over a year ago
metrolight said …
Priests hate cos/tan Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Jumped in the river to save a cat.
Call it drowning in pussy Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i used to be a gold prospector, but it didn't really pan out Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age Posted over a year ago
metrolight said …
A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
that escalated quickly over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I patim, skate when I'm bored

Call that skateboard.. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i wanted to buy half a rabbit, but the butcher didnt want to dividido, dividir hares Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
the cycle of puns never ends jesus christ over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
a con-man called me on the phone, but he didn't fool me; i could tell-he's-a-phony Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Dropped my iPhone on my face but I ain't cryin, I just laugh and pick it up call that face tyminnn. Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
gardener's playing cards- weed'em 'nd reap Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
My old girl in a box, call that shit X Box . Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i was gonna procrastinate, but i decided to leave it for later Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
if a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled? Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i lost my mind Posted over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , Posted over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
this mural is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive Posted over a year ago