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So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach you what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF YOU HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if you have no life, you know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

Because if you do it, you'll have a life. And if you have a life, then you wouldn't...
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posted by TheMagicLoki
Behold, the segundo installment of the tartaruga sanduíche series! This time, it's Surrogates! It's a little shorter than what I want to be the norm, but it's here, which is better than I did last week. But that's aside from the point. Remember to leave suggestions in the comments! Hope you enjoy! :)
I amor skirts and dresses. They are so pretty. Every woman walks down looking good in them no matter who they are. I could wear any of those dresses and skirts that anyone from kim Kardashian wears to the saia that older women wear across the street. I would wear one on a daily basis but there is a problem I'm a man.

Men can only wear trousers and shorts, if anyone sees a man in a saia or a dress it is considered wierd or stupid. But is it? A pesquisa i took on this club of 20 people, 75% said yes to say that men should wear womens clothes and still be men and I am one of them.

Most people would...
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I'm not saying this is a perfect movie.
But it's actually a surprisingly GOOD movie.

It starts off on On October 29, 1993 where the parents of Charlie Grimille record him as he is part of the SCHOOL PLAY.

During the play, Charlie is put on a fake noose, as part of the play. But suddenly the trap door opens, like you see in real noose sets, but it is soon revealed that this was NOT be part of the act. And Charlie is accidentally hung for real.

20 years later however, students at the same school resurrect the failed play as a misguided attempt to honor the accident.

A student named Reese Houser...
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I still find this show quite humorious.
Though people don't seem to realize how many villain roles he actually has..

1: A PAL FOR GARY:
Is comedy blind to Gary's danger, and is always blaming Gary for, even though it's "puffy fuffy" who's the threat.
Even when Gary is about to be eaten.
Spongebob, instead of helping him, starts to scold him for his destruction and how he's still treating Puffy Fluffy, even when the enguia is clearly about to eat him. SpongeBob continues to lecture Gary..

2: WAITING:
SpongeBob must wait patiently for the toy.
But he becomes very rude.
Not feeding Gary.
Flipping Sandy rudely....
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"Break Your Heart"

Whoa whoa

Now listen to me baby
Before I amor and leave you
They call me coração breaker
I don't wanna deceive you

[Chorus:]
If you fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear you apart
Told you from the start,
Baby from the start.

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa

There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving

[Chorus]

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa [2x]

And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad lobo I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If you fall for me I'm only gonna tear you apart
Told ya from the start.

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
posted by AWESOMEGAMER22
It all starts off with a man runing from the nothwind a magic snowstorm that can freeze anything! His name was master vagard. He made magic mirrors that the snow queen who had sent the northwind had feared vary much. When he got início the northwind broke in both the master vagard and his wife was froze but there 2 children who were hideing in the closet had taken a mirror that saved them. gdsidggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu h-elp blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blublu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu
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We are never getting back together-TAYLOR SWIFT

I remember when we broke up the first time
Saying this is it, I've had enough, 'cause like
We hadn't seen each other in a month
When you, said you, needed space, what?
Then you come around again and say
Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change
Trust me, remember how that lasted for a day
I say, I hate you, we break up, you call me, I amor you

Oooh we called it off again last night
But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends talk...
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posted by AlOoOosh
Born in Calgary, Canada on March 14, 1991, Rhiannon moved to Melbourne at age four when her engineer father got a job transfer. Originally planning on staying for 18 months, the family extended their visa and embraced Melbourne as their new home.

Outside of school, Rhiannon studied musical theatre, drama and dance, but at age 11 knew that atuação above all else was her ultimate passion.

Rhiannon graduated last ano from The Children’s Performing Company of Australia (after joining at age nine) and performed in musicais such as The Lion King.

Rhiannon was first seen on screens in Neighbors at...
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As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an elefante I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." said my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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posted by Bluekait
Dude, this is scary! Let me tell you want happened.

I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,

"HEY!"

As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He said (and still yelling),

"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"

I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I said "No" and he did a "Darn"

Then he told all his friends that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true or not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His friends were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"

I thought I may want to share
"So girls," said mrs. Green. "This is our new home!"
Jocelyn and Erin set their suit cases down. 
"So why'd we have to mover to Britain?" asked Erin. 
"Well maybe you can make some new friends." answered Mrs. Green. 
Erin and Jocelyn looked at each other. 
"Since when does that happen." they said in unison. 
"Why don't you go explore the house." said Mrs. Green. 
The girls went up stairs. Jocelyn turned on the sink. The water sparkled with gold and arco iris, arco-íris streaks. 
"Hey, Erin, check this out." she said, sticking her hand in. She imidiatly felt wind blowing on her hand. A cavalos tail brushed...
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posted by misscrazel
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               Stephanie 
I ran into the bathroom. Dominic and Spencer were in the bright rosa, -de-rosa doorway. 
Belinda was on the floor. Scarlet was watching Spencer. Spencer was crying. Wait. Spencer was crying. Wow. I think he's sick. Spencer's always smiling stupidly and talking about stupid things in a stupid voice. Not crying. Spencer has never cried. I'm his sister so I would know. I walked over. Spencer was hugging Dominic. My face flushed with anger. Spencer was my brother, not Dominic's. 
"Spencer," I said. "She's gonna like you." 
Spencer wiped away a tear. I got him a tissue and splashed water on his face. He was going to get detention. Oh well. He doesn't care anyway. 
Bet the black comes in red, crimes of passion rule my head
I need you, you want him, dressed to kill we live in sin

I know the game you play, I know it well
You just keep on playing when all the bets are down

Roulette you're going round in a spin
Caught up in a game you can't win
Roulette, you're just a fantasy
It's everything that you want it to be

Play the numbers one por one, fogo the shot the damage is done
Restless apaixonados pay the price, cheating hearts don't think twice

When you make the rules no one can slow you down
You just keep ‘em waiting when you're on the prowl

Roulette you're going round...
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Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t you judge por the cover it’s so far from what you see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on you to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give you something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m atuação out

Set me free, I’m ready to show you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a show what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m atuação out

Welcome to a new...
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Every time I saw you
Trying to pretend
Now I think you’re caught in
A spin
Said that I could trust
You’d be my everything
Falling from the shadows
Now I see
All those times were wasted
When you tried to hide it from me
I don’t care what you’re sayin’
I don’t care what you’re doin’
Never really had me
I’m over it
So why is it so hard to see
All the lies you tell me
I’m getting out I’m moving on
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
Tried to walk away
But my coração was sayin’ no
Can’t believe it took so
Long to go
Now the past is fading
I hardly...
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Am sure you all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people por where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out vídeos about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that por just looking at the title, you know it was made por someone who lacks a soul. here is the título of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when you think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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posted by CuteBlossom123
1) You guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want you showing us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way you can tell a girl likes you is when she's out of words when you talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks you if you like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't...
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