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posted by holly-cow-noooo

Age of six
He loved her so
And everyday
He'd let her know

"I amor you Grace"
He'd say each day
She'd just laugh
And run away

Till one day
She turned around
And sat with him
On the playground

"I'm sorry Chris
I don't amor you
You'll find someone else
Who loves you too"

Highschool came
They met again
They laughed about
The things back then

They began to date
And fell in love
He got the girl
That he'd dreamed of

But when college came
Everything changed
They were far apart
With lives rearranged

"We'll be fine Grace"
But she had doubt
She turned and said
"It won't work out"

"I'm sorry Chris
I can't amor you
You'll find someone else...

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10 Things to do in a Parking garagem

posted by ciaraluvsjustin

1.Stand por one of the doors or elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on topo, início of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks por say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a sanduíche sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair seguinte to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."

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Got Dynamite

posted by nmdis

"Got Dynamite"

I can't take your hand and
Lead you to the water
I can't make you feel what you don't feel
But you know you wanna
Find out how to crack me
Log in try to hack me

Underneath the surface
There's so much you need to know
And you might feel like you're drowning
But that's what I need to let go

Tell me what you got to break down the walls
You just might need dynamite
Tell me what you got to break down the walls
Kick senseless, my defenses
Tell me what you're gonna do
I need you to light the fuse
Tell me what you got to break down the walls
You just might need dynamite...

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test your brain

posted by Lady10358

This is the one you're supposed to read

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm.This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter por istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on!!...

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Stupid Google.

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, so everyone probably knows that google has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching por picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a aleatório letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:

First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do you mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there tigres in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes...

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REMEMBER WHEN

posted by tamore

REMEMBER WHEN ...............

clubes were called SPOTS ???!

users actually VOTED for BEST ANSWERS!! (WOW!)

PROFILES didn't have WALLS so you had to talk through PROPS?

there were mais ADULTS and less KIDS?? (((THEY DONT KNOW ANYTHING THESE DAYS))) *exasperated sigh*

there were only THREE kinds of MEDALS? and earning them actually MEANT SOMETHING????

the F4 CARED about what WE had to SAY?!

you could CHAT with your friends through MEEBO! ??(INSTANT MESSAGING! ain't nothin that good anymore)

you could still enviar SCREENCAPS to the imagens section?! (now it's just useless!!!!(

the FONTS didn't SUCK?

clubes were mais ACTIVE than they are now?!

there weren't so many ADS on all the pages???? (FUCK THAT CAPITALIST BULLSHIT!!! WE DONT WANT IT)

there was a five estrela RATING SYSTEM????? none of this "LIKE" bullshit!!!! this isn't FACEBOOK!!!!

ONLY TRU 90S KIDS WILL UNDERSTAND THIS. LIKE IF YOU CRY EVERY TIME.

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Emails to Alice

posted by KatiiCullen94

"dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that you were real, that you all were , that he was.
There is evidence that you were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming or not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and you diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, or did i make you up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without you i dont know. But i want to find out. Do you think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...

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It'd be nice to be skinny

posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, you can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If you wanna gain a little weight all you have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks you what your size is or how much you weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when you think of women you think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

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Funny phobias.

posted by justleeelee

•    Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing

•    Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air

•    Anablephobia- Fear of looking up

•    Anemophobia- Fear of wind

•    Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers

•    Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern Lights

•    Barophobia- Fear of gravity

•    Basophobia- Fear of walking

•    Blennophobia- Fear of slime

•    Bogyphobia- Fear of the bogeyman

•    Cathisophobia-...

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Things to do at the filmes

posted by ilovepenguins

1. When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five segundos after it's said on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw pipoca in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed....

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The Mounten of ghosts chapter one

posted by misscrazel

Valeria Malik lay in her bed. Nikki rushed in.
"Finally! Your awake!" She said. Valeria rolled over. Nik, Nikki's twin, was standing awkwardly in the doorway.
Valeria gestured for him to come in. He walked over and sat on the side of her bed.
"Are you ok?" He asked.
Valeria nodded. She tried to sit up, but she winced and fell back down.
Nik helped her sit up.
"What happened?" he asked.
"The ghosts," she said, "they tried to eat my life."
"That's what ghosts do." said Nikki.
"Are you hungry?" asked Nik.
Nikki rolled her eyes.
"No. I'm fine." said Valeria.

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Bucket List

posted by kitty190123

1. Meet someone with MPD
2. Become scientist
3. Warn Abraham lincoln not to go to the theater
4. Wear a camisa that says "Life" and hand out lemons
5. Go to Australia
6. Win a guinness World Record
7. Walk in the Olympic Opening ceremony
8. Work at disney in the summer
9. Meet Roshon Fegan
10. Win the lottery
11. Eat a weird food
12. Go on a cruise
13. Make a viral video
14. Voice an animated character
15. Find a cure for cancer
16. Swim with Winter the Dolphin

The following is stuff I'm composição literária just because my artigo isn't long enough.
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OK EVERYONE LISTEN UP

posted by Emmett4ever

I'm not sure if this is the Best Place to put it but I thought it was because of the Amount of people on here. Well, There is the Man (if you can even call him that) named Joseph Kony. For 20 Years now he has been abducting children, forcing them to become sex slaves, kill their own parents, become child soldiers, and mutilate people's faces. And they are no older then teenagers. Some even as young as 6 and 7 years of age. Now this is not Happening in the United States but it is happening in Africa. Now some people in other countries might be like why does this concern us but it really does....

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aleatório things-i don't know what I'm saying....

posted by Dimka_Roza4eva

Well....here goes....

So i got up this morning, rolled out of bed, and had a shower. When I got out of the chuveiro (1 hora later) i yelled at my mom three times, asking her if i could have pikelets for breakfast. She didn't hear me. Then i got ready for for school and walked to the car. I stared at the car door. I asked my mom if the door was locked. I tried to open the door. It opened. I smiled and got in. I looked at myself in the side mirror and wondered why i looked so weird-maybe i needed to brush my hair???. I turned on the radio. i shivered. i turned on the heater. my mom drove me to school....

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How to get a guy in 10 easy steps

posted by bubblegumm16

Step 1. Guys like to see the girl's true feelings, so don't be ashamed to share them.

Step 2. Show the guy you like a side of yourself that nobody else has seen before, but don't give yourself away too much, or you'll get every guy except for the one you like.

Step 3.Don't try to make the guy jealous. That might give him the wrong impression, and drive him away.

Step 4. When you are around friends, drop a hint or two, about the things you like, so they can surprise you.

Step 5. Don't change for him. If he likes you enough, he will like you for he way you are.

Step 6. When he asks you to go on a...

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what men want in relationship.

posted by yukikiyruu

at do men want in a relationship?

Well, I'm sure that is one pergunta which would have given many a woman a sleepless night indeed. After all, 'men' and 'relationships' happen to be two parties which since ages, have been notorious for never having been able to get along well with each other. A whole lot of women, for years on end, have struggled to decipher the mind of a man once he's in (or on the verge of getting into) a relationship. At times, I really wonder just how many women are really able to understand what exactly it is that men want in a relationship. To be honest, (and yes, I'll...

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Do you Think you are clever?

posted by coolkatstar

Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. You can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil or paper! OK?

Let's find out just how smart and clever you really are.

Ready? ...

GO!!!

FIRST QUESTION: You are participating in a race. You overtake the segundo person. What position are you in?
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ANSWER: If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the segundo person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the seguinte question.

To answer the segundo question, don't take as much
time as you took for the first question.

SECOND...

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Your last name says what you are!

posted by breebree446

A: Best Girlfriend/Boyfriend any one could have
B: Loud and likes to have fun
C: Regret losing
D: Really lovable
E: Sexy
F: People amor you
G: Never let people tell you what to do
H: Have a very good personality and good looks
I : Hard to get
J : People Adore you
K : People cant help but check you out
L: is really pretty
M: Easy to fall in amor with
N : Awesome kisser
O: Best kisser ever
P : Is really fun
Q :A hypocrite
R: Loves to kiss
S: Loves to smile
T: Loves music
U: Really like to chill
V : Not judgmental
W: Popular
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Worth waiting for
Z: Good in bed

Things to Do at the Mallღღ

posted by GDragon612

Go to the mall and hand out lost unicorn flyers and look really sad.

Get a marshmallow gun fill it with skittles and shoot people while screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!

Have you and your friend dress up as Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley and walk around a mall!

Go to a mall and walk around giving aleatório people High fives.

Go to the mall and fall in front of someone.

Go to the topo, início of a mall escalator when someone reaches the topo, início throw skittles at them and yell CONGRATS YOU FOUND THE RAINBOW! And run

Fill a bowl with marshmalloes. put them in the microwave and watch them puff up!

Go to the mall and look...

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I have a problem.

posted by LocalArtistist

There is a guy in my class who always holds open the door for me and reminds me of everything for classes that I need (which still being new I found helpful) but I can't seem to be able to do anything in private. He will always ask me where I'm going, what I'm doing, what I want/need, and a bunch of other things. Everyone I ask tells me it's sweet, but I find it a wee bit creepy. And he is becoming mais persistent, if I'm texting someone he will demand to see who its to and what was said, if I'm drawing something he will want to know what it is, then he'll tell me to draw him in it. If I going...