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HERE I AM AGIAN BUT THIS TIME WITH MY SIBLING...ya!!!so WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE TRAGIC STORY OF STALKERS...SO READ THIS LIST AND IF YOU DO ANYTHING ON THIS LIST SEE A DOCTER FAST..SO CALL 555-STLAKER HELP(THIS IS NOT REAL DO NOT CALL AND IF YOU DO I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU GETING INVOLVED WITH SOME DILEMA/PROBLEM)PLEASE DO NOT CALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!HERE ME DO NOT CALLL!!!

lIST BEGINS NOW:
1.DO YOU HAVE THE EURGE TO FALLOW PEOPLE AROUND(FRIENDS,GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS OR WORSE STRANGERS)
2.DO YOU TEXT/CALL CERTIAN PEOPLE 23/7(AS YOU CAN SEE NOT 24/7 BUT 23/7 THAT WAY THEY HAVE 1HR TO RREST)
3.DO...
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cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Six: Beth

    I’m Bethany “Beth” Janice Renee Curtis Spotskey. I live with my parents, Jane and Bob Spotskey, my two brothers, Drew and Josh, my little sister, Samantha and my newborn baby sister, Caitlin.
    I have no boyfriend anymore thanks to Martin who I’d fallen in amor with. But, he’d broken my coração mais than once. I was trying really hard to let him go, but it wasn’t working exactly.
    Anyways, we were at the market near “Key’s Bathing Wear”. The market was really big,...
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posted by karpach_14
Clean your face daily. Invest in a scrubbing cleanser, face wash and a nice lotion. Preferably one with aloe. An alternative to this is cacau Butter; which is an oil free body moisterizer. Because invigorating scrubs are quite rough (removing dead cells), you should only use one once or twice a week, depending on your skin-type. Most face washes are mild, so they're appropiate for everyday use.


2.Apply make-up sparingly. Light rosa, -de-rosa blush for a fresh, healthy glow, mildly golden eyeshadow and some chapstick.


3.Get some neon t-shirts from a thrift store. Don't buy a size too big or small. If neon...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Why not smile? You can always find a reason to smile, believe it or not. You can say that your life is the worst, you can find a hundred reasons to prove that your life sucks, but I bet you anything, that if you let yourself search, you can find a thousand reasons to smile. Whether it's a person, a memory, a possession, you can always find something worth living for.

So many people spend their lives hating, complaining, moaning, but really, what's the point? Of course, everyone has off days, everyone gets angry, upset, annoyed, but you don't need to spend your whole life living like that. Everyone...
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posted by Insane4ever
Hello this is my 2nd list of pointless superpowers enjoy....

1.making a dog f*ck your leg
2.flying only 1 inch off the ground,but not on watter
3.teleporting your self 20 feet underground
4.makeing a quick sand under you
5.pukeing tables
6.pooing everything u ate right after u ate it
7.seeing trough glass
8.losing ure sence of taste when your eating something yummy
9.turning your self into a hobo when you are near someone u like
10.abillity to kill a dead body

thank you for reading.....i did not think of some of these,now bye n hope u get some of these powers

p.s. Can u fã this if u like it pls??!!?!
chapter 1 discovery

"what should we do today Teki?" Kiely asked her tiny dog. Knowing that the dog couldn't posibly respond in any other way than wagging her tail or bark and that is exactly what the dog did.
Kiely sat seguinte to her chihuahua and ran her hand down her back feeling her soft black and brown fur."your a good baby girl" she crooned at the little puppy.
"Lets go to the park and then we could go to fred's,"Kiely finally desided Teki was still wagging her tail. Kiely made her way to the bathroom to freshen up and take a shower. She got out of the chuveiro and headed toward the mirror to...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find mais crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? You are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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topo, início 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time you wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say you don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by demon_wolf
noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
–noun
1.
a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2.
a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.
3.
sexual passion or desire.
4.
a person toward whom amor is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5.
(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, or the like): Would you like to see a movie, love?
6.
a amor affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7.
sexual intercourse; copulation.
8.
( initial capital letter ) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros or Cupid.
9.
affectionate concern for the...
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posted by TDAPlayer158
One day, the Eds were working on a new scam. Double was getting the tools, Ed was painting the sign, and Eddy was just sitting under a árvore with sunglasses on.
"How's it coming boys?" Eddy asked.
"Steady as it goes, Eddy..." Double D replied, "As usual..."
"How 'bout you, lumpy?" Eddy urged. Ed was just recently bit por a dog on the hand he writes with, so that makes drawing the sign rather difficult.
"URGH!" Ed wailed as he grasped his hand.
"E-Ed!!" Double D cried.
"What's with you?" Eddy said as he stood and removed his glasses.
"Ow my liver, ow my lasagna!" Ed called.
"Ed, lasagna isn't a vital...
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posted by Guste_LT
30 Ways To Annoy your Teachers ^_^
(Making your teachers turn red with anger , guaranteed *thumbs up*)
WARNING: MAY CAUSE SUSPENSION, DETENTION, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT ENDS WITH -ION.)


1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
A silver object,
It's all it took,
One silver object,
An entire life's crook.

It was just an experiment,
It was nothing more.
Nothing mais than an experiment,
That closed every door.
All opportunities are gone,
And you cry that hateful song,
The words don't mean anything,
Just take the silver object,
And ignore every other aspect.

You cannot deny,
that making these lines...
It never crossed your mind;
You were so blind.
It solves every problem,
Just lie, and stay solemn.
It's only red sharpie.
Let's throw a party.

After a party, you go and lay down.
You think about the mistakes you've made.
You take the pills and...
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posted by 7things
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posted by Fangirl99
Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa said sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause you realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are you gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...
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I'm sorry if I'm wasting mais time here. But last "Drama" for now. I made 3 people upset and filled with hate inside me.

(Don't read this if you have enough Drama for now. But this is Important, and Scary...)

The 1st One I made upset told me, "Willy you suck get outta here." But it was just an online game...

The 2nd One was a Girl. Because I was spamming and it made her lag on a game called Roblox. So same thing... "Leave me Alone Willy."

But the 3rd One I made Upset... It was mais important then the last two...

MAIN STORY
He was Confront with really Inappropriate online Stuff that's been going...
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posted by Precious7732
(Music starts)
You and I found amor in the dark,We made up wildfire from the start
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel you again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you
my wildire... (fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
You got me,free falling through the sky
You take me,to a different kind of high
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel you again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you my wildfire...(fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
(Music starts to end)
posted by misscrazel
I amor music, so I wrote this to share some songs I wrote. Tell me what you think (the truth)

I'm working towards my dreams to become a singer right now. Here are some songs:

Your one last wish,
Remains unsaid,
You’ll cry into the night,
On your death bed,
Dying,
How will they remember you,
When you’re gone?
Six feet,
Underground,
You lay,
In a coffin filled with silk,
Wilted flores strewn about,
How will they remember you,
When you’re not around?
They throw dirt,
Over your grave,
Your unseeing eyes,
Wide open,
All of your,
Hearts desires are gone,
Your mind no longer corrupted,
How will they remember you,...
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posted by misscrazel
I had this dream and it was like smiegel (from LOTR) and the queen of hearts. Then there was Harry Potter randomly following me. And in my dream the queen of hearts hated smiegel so I was sad. D: and then my friends were there and arco iris, arco-íris Dash was there and it was so weird. So then Legolas (he's from LOTR to) walked por with some aleatório person. And then there were ten Harry Potters and they all turned evil and chased me. So I ran away and put the queen of hearts and all the Harry Potters in a barco and they went away. And then I woke up and I was like what the heck was that.
posted by Directioner470
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.


2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"


4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


7. Shave.


8. Crack open your pasta, maleta or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


9. Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down....
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posted by EastendersRox
These are not super scientific facts, these are just some aleatório things that occurred to me you my disagree.

1. Ugly Betty isn't ugly.

2. Severs Snapes voice is super amazing.

3. I'm always hungry.

4. Nobody knows exactly what Nicki Manaj's real name is.

5. Irish people don't know what salmoura, pickle is...

6. Everyone has a tv

7. cachorrinhos in converse are cute.

8.NOBODY can do a French Platt.

9. I like taco's.

10. In amor with belle's Aussie acsent, in once upon a time.

11. I want a cupcake....

12. Everyone knows Harry Potter.

13. Everyone either drinks chá or coffee

14. It's my dream to drink coffee in central perk....
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