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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an hora down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't you know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash into...

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pick -up lines to say

posted by Princess_seki

    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in amor with me.

Do you believe in amor at first sight, or should I walk por again?

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

It's a good thing that I have my biblioteca card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

If I received a nickel...

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Interesting Facts

posted by Bluekait

embrulho, envoltório rage is an actual condition when you feel extreme levels of anger and frustration because you are unable to open product packaging.

Hippo leite is pink.

In the absence of aerodynamic downforce, which is generated por the giant spoilers used, Formula 1 cars would have sufficient power to fly above 150 kph. They frequently race at well over 250 kph.

If you choose not to have children, you will be the first person in your direct linage, since the beginning of time, to not reproduce.

The asteroid (or comet) that killed the dinossauros 65 million years atrás was the equivalent of a Hiroshima bomb going...

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2012

posted by GoldnSnitch_96

Ok, alot of people are shittin their pants because some achient calander said that the world is coming to and end. R u 4 ceral? Plus, alot of u are thinking, but bro, so much shit is going down it isnt funny, the world is gonna end bro! Ok, so stuff looks preatty bad now. Japão is in shit and there are earth quakes and floods. But think about it,what do u think people were thinking during the black plague? Or the world wars? The world isnt gonna be over yet. Mabey soon. Mabey the moment u finish leitura this your house will blow up. Mabey tomorow a piano will fall on the prime minister. We...

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Falling Over Me

posted by nmdis

"Falling Over Me"

I'm standing in the center of the room
I watch the boys follow girl's perfume
All is as it should be I assume
Except for the distance between me and you

You're standing as a flor on the mural
The room is still but we're about to fall
And all the names that brought us here
Simply fade away.....

Who you are is falling over me
(Who you are is falling over me)
Who you are is everything I need
(Who you are is everything I need)

I'm hoping
I'm waiting
I'm praying you are the one
I'm hoping
I'm waiting
I'm praying you are the one

I can't believe that night turned into...

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Faith Won't Fail

posted by nmdis

"Faith Won't Fail"

You could throw me
In the fire
And I won't be burned
For my faith
Is Your desire
And Your amor endures

You could throw me
In the prison cell
Shackle me up
Against the rail
But time
And time again
My faith won't fail

For He'll prevail
In the midst of all
My trials
And tribulations
And He'll prevail
In the midst of all
My sin
And temptations
He'll prevail
When I fall
And He
Will pick me up
For time
And time again
My faith won't fail
Time and time again
My faith won't fail

You could cast me
In the lion's den
But they won't harm me
For Your grace
Surrounds me
And it sets me free...

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Add Me Text

posted by Wendy99

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Survey respostas

posted by Sandfire_Paiger

60 perguntas People Dont Ask Survey from Quizopolis.com

When's the last time you ran? - Today in th hallways at school.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - Nope.
What are you dreading right now? - Carrying Crush cans início tomorrow.
Do you celebrate 420? - Celebrate what?
Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? - Nope.
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? - Depends. Who is it and what do they want?
Who last grabbed your ass? - Nobody.
Have you ever been on your school's track team? - Nope.
Do you own a pair of Converse? - Yep.
Did you copy and paste...

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Book Titles + in my pants

posted by SymmaGirl2

Yup. título says it all. Let's start, shall we?

The lost Hero...in my pants.
The Sum of all Fears...in my pants.
Green Eggs and Ham...in my pants.
Fairy School Dropout...in my pants.
Washington's Crossing...in my pants.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid...in my pants.
Lock and Key...in my pants.
Merciless...in my pants.
Citizen Soldiers...in my pants.
Joy of Cooking...in my pants.
Emotional Intellegence...in my pants.
Good to Great...in my pants.
Twenty Wishes...in my pants.
Finally...in my pants.
Cross My coração and Hope to Spy...in my pants.
I'd Tell You I amor You, but then I'd Have to Kill You...in my pants.
Hannibal...

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๑۩۞۩๑PHOBIAS๑۩۞۩๑

posted by DontCare

I took this from a friend who took it from someone else who most likely took it from someone else and so on. XD, I thought a little list of phobias would be fun.

x = Somewhat
xx = Greater
xxx = Huge enormous crippling OMG! fear

A
[x] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
[ ] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
[ ] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
[ ] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
[x] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men.
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
[ ] Anthropophobia...

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Characters wanted :D

posted by gesci-lol

The story is about a girl named Gwendolyn who moves in with her Aunt Casey. The reason is because her single mother, Clara, is having trouble with money so she sends her to live with her older sister, Casey. On Gwendolyn's first dia of school, she's already being bullied por a popular group known as 'The dark royals'. One day, on a weekend, she goes out into a near-by forest and spot a girl and boy, who are the leaders of the Dark royals at the school, doing this odd ritual. They find out that Gwendolyn is around and they target her. [I might change it up a bit later on]

I need five characters...

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For those experiencing back to school blues, heres a funny note a mother wrote to a teacher.

posted by Snugglebum

Dear Teacher:

In just over a week, you will be my son's Grade 1 teacher. He is ever so excited to be under your tutelage. Why, since the last dia of kindergarten, entering your class was all he could talk about. He gleefully thrust a piece of paper into my hand on that June afternoon, and said, "Here's a list of the stuff I need for school seguinte September!"

And I have to admit, I, too, was excited. I'm a school supplies geek from way back. And so, in early August, I set out to buy the items you'd listed.

It was on my fourth store that the realization began to sink in.

You're a crafty one, aren't...

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mais Ways To Annoy Your Friends!

posted by emisa123

1. Whenever you eat ice cream with a friend, start cantar "DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!"

2. If your friends has a gold fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.

3. If you friends has a gold fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your friends asks why, tell them the peixe were lonely.

4. When composição literária and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.

5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit given to CAITLYN_SU for that one

6. Sing The Song That Never Ends

7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever you like.

8. Show them this list XD

If you have any mais ways, please write them in comments so I can use them in future articles.

<3 Emisa123

The dia You Slipped Away (Part 1)

posted by NagisaTomoya

The dia You Slipped Away
I will start off my story por telling you this: Karma is very real. In fact, that is me. I am Karma, though I prefer the name “Exodus.” Karma sounds a bit too feminine for such a strong and mighty force like myself. I, Exodus, have come to write a story for you. If you are expecting a cute and fun filled story get out while you still can. Close this book and get on with your life. Forget about me, even though you will surely encounter me in the rest of your lifetime. You just won’t know when I am approaching you from behind or staring you down from the front....

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10 things boys should know about girls

posted by CuteBlossom123

1) You guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want you showing us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way you can tell a girl likes you is when she's out of words when you talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks you if you like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't...

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yo

posted by seacat243

WARNING: THIS IS A CHAIN LETTER!!!! IDK Y I POSTED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! enjoy.

This is cute, but in one bit it is GROSS!!!

This chain letter is real
so follow the instructions
and something
good will happen!!

LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!

Sorry,
but this chain
letter is for real.
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,
she ignored it and a week later the amor of her
life dumped her for no good reason so
BEWARE,
and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!

The apaixonados of the coração

In order to form
a mais perfect kiss,
enable the
mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one
kiss....

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be my bad boy be my man

posted by chihirofujiaki

erytime We Touch

lyric artist album Everytime We TouchEverytime We Touch Other Album Songs
1 Miracle
2 Bad Boy
3 Ready For Love
4 Everytime We Touch
5 How Do You Do!
6 Another You
7 Can't Stop The Rain
8 Kids In America
9 A Neverending Dream
10 Truly Madly Deeply
11 One mais Night
12 Wouldn't It Be Good
13 amor Again
14 Everytime We Touch (yanou's Candlelight Mix)
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Remember the feelings, remember the day
My stone coração was breaking, my...

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My Hate Letter Back

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Hi. I hate you. And you know why? You have no respect for others. You say that you're a 'good kid'. Good kid my ass! You are the meanest, most cold hearted person I've ever met in my whole life. You insult everyone,tease everyone, and make such horrible sarcastic remarks. The only people you're nice to are the ones who make you popular. Well, I'm not falling for that bagload of shit. You might have called me selfish, you might've called me an attention whore, but I still have my personality. You're the attention whore over here. You try to get attention, even if it envolves getting in trouble....

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Thank You Zanhar1

posted by whatsupbugs

Zanhar1 is a fanpop member and Fanfiction writer. She's a big of Avatar: The Last Airbender, Azula in particular and is also a devoted fã of Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter.

Zanhar1 is a very kind person. In December of 2018, Zanhar made a shoutout on the aleatório club for me. I was incredibly grateful and touched that she did that for me. It led to my other friends composição literária wonderful, thoughtful things about me. It was a wonderful natal gift that helped me get into the holiday spirit. I still remember that dia fondly and I have that post bookmarked, because it was a very emotional...

The Challenger

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Song: link

Announcer: For the finest role plays on fanpop, WindWakerGuy430 has you covered. He also writes good fã fictions, along with SeanTheHedgehog. Together, they have formed, STH/WWG430 Fanfictions, to provide you with even greater fanfics. Just like the one you're about to read. And now, our feature presentation.

The song fades away as the fã fiction begins.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

Salt Lake City, 1966

Mustache Man: *Walks into a room...