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"Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. mais than machinery, we need humanity. mais than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness." - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

“If we are to have faith in justice. We need only to believe in ourselves. And act with justice. I believe there is justice in our hearts.” - Paul Newman, The Verdict

“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game. Every minute. Every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
You can be the amendoim manteiga to my jelly
You can be the borboletas I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the nuvem when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the maçã, apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my...
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User: Wendigo or yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome or disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious or vile; an action that arouses disgust or abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with you at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak you soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he or she yells at you. Then ask if you got the job.
Stick a piece of brócolis between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he or she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s escrivaninha, mesa in front...
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posted by modernfan
We were having an English class today and decided to write a poem. Please, don't mind our spelling mistakes. :)

Eva fell from the cloudy sky
Adam was frightened when she fell on him
Vancouver is a big city
Eva doesn't know what Vancouver is
Strings are broken
Damn, my violão, guitarra doesn't work anymore
Rain forest isn't spelt with W
Omg, Oprah is calling me
Pepper on my eyes
I'll kill myself for that
Now, do you remember Adam and Eve
Grass is growing well

FCE Complete
posted by Bluekait

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

You never lived in the streets though you wish you had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel


If you need help or another example for a better understanding, let me know.
posted by E-Scope90
I looked this up and it was really interesting.

The human brain weighs approximately 3.0 pounds. Human skin (all three layers) weighs approximately 20 pounds, intestines 7.5 pounds (large intestine: 4.0 lbs., small intestine: 3.5 lbs.), lungs 5 pounds (2.5 lbs. each), the liver 3.2 pounds, and the coração 0.6 pounds.e
Déjà vu (French for “already seen”) has never been fully explained, though some scientists believe that a neurological glitch causes an experience to be registered in the memory before reaching consciousness.i
In 1955, Einstein’s brain was preserved for research
Albert Einstein’s...
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posted by spongefan612
 Patrick Laughing
Patrick Laughing
I have many mottos/quotes that I would like to post.

"On the outside we like pie, but on the inside we amor pie." ~ME

"I like pie." ~ME

"Screaming will get you nowhere." ~ilovecornholio. originally Patrick Star

"I am the great Cornholio! I need tp for my bunghole!" ~the real cornholio, Beavis's alter ego

(from an elefante balloon)"HAHAHAHAHA!!!It's a giraffe!!!" ~Patrick Star

"Does this look dangerous?" ~ Patrick Star

"Who are you callin' a pinhead?" ~ Patrick Star

"Where's the leak ma'am?" ~ Patrick Star

"We're not talking about some dumb mail front schemer hijacking here! We roubou a balloon!" ~Patrick...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds you of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his início adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he respostas he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by EllentheStrange
Dance Gavin Dance
Daniel Striped Tiger
Danse Macabre
Die, Emperor! Die!
Dogs of Ire
Dot Flash Line
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Encyclopedia Of American Traitors
Endless Inertia
Enter Shikari
El Minotaur
Escape The Fate
Evergreen Terrace
Eyes Set To Kill
Fear Before The March Of Flames
Fighter Hayabusa
Flashbulb Memory
Flames Over Broadway
For The Fallen Dreams
From Autumn To Ashes
Funeral o jantar, lanchonete
Funeral For A Friend
Gillian Carter
Greeley Estates
Hassan I Sabbah
Hawthorne Heights
He Is Legend
Here I Come Falling
Hopes Die Last...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys or emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and you don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do you use these emotions or others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) kiss
-See mais emotions here: link
posted by -SkySplitter-
Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a toupeira have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A pato walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The pato doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...
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There are many reasons why people abandon their dogs. Generally, it is not the dog's fault and often the decision to take a dog to an animal shelter is based not on emotion but on convenience. It is representative of a society lacking strong values--everything is disposable, including pets. People are encouraged to use excuses for their own behavior--it always is someone else's fault. In this case, it's the dog's fault!

Having a dog is a commitment to that animal for 10-15 years and should be a well thought out family decision based on a thorough investigation of the breed and breeder. Most...
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Dear Grammar Nazis,

As a prospective English major who adores language, I’ll be the first to say that I think what you stand for is admirable. I amor syntax and word choice and alliterations and commas.
But you’ll never see me correcting anyone else’s grammar on the internet. In fact, I’m the person who would tweet something along the lines of “i fuckin amor lana del rey omfg!!!!”

Why? Because being a grammar Nazi is beyond pointless. It creates unnecessary drama and proves absolutely nothing.

The Argument Against Grammar Nazis

The drama point is obvious –...
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Hey,There! I’m sini12 (sini). I’m here to inform you about Injustice done por fanpop to innocent users! :/

I’m asking Why?? Whats the reason of it!? Last week! My Friend (mr-cullen) got suspended! & you will laugh if you people will listen the reason of his suspension! He got suspended because me(sini12) and he(mr-cullen) were using same ícones from last weeks! I know,its crazy! But it that any crime? Is it written in any ‘Rule book of Fanpop’ that Two peoples cannot use same icons? They think that mr-cullen & sini12 are accounts of Same person!...
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posted by LaurieLisa717
Aquarius January 20 -February 18

Your element: Air

Your ruling planets: Uranus

Symbol: The Water Bearer

Your stone: Amethyst

Life Pursuit: To understand life's mysteries

Vibration: High frequency

Aquarian's Secret Desire: To be unique and original

Pisces February 19 -March 20

Your element: Water

Your ruling planets: Neptune

Symbol: The Fish

Your stone: Bloodstone

Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large

Vibration: Erratic Energy levels

Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities.

Aries March 21 -April 19

Your element:...
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From a girls point of view...

1. If you want to go out with a girl UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO YOU WAIT FOR HER TO ASK YOU OUT, you have to do it yourself girls just expect it of you.

2. NEVER tell or hint to a girl that she needs to lose some weight even if your just joking

3. I know alot of guys think that por being a jerk to a girl they will like you. it just makes them want to have nothing to do with you

4. If you want a girl to know you like them without actually telling them, stare at them as much as you can you may think that they will find it creepy but they take it as a hint that you like...
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posted by Jasonfan44
It is also a youtube video

1: Run around in circles until you puke

2: Stare at someone and don't say anything

3: Bang your head off the mural and try not to get a headache.

4: Get into a conversation with the wall

5: Go outside and pretend you are on a reailty T.V show

6: Watch T.V when it's off

7: Try to create another language and speak it to someone else

8: Try to do chin ups on your chuveiro curtain bar(Not recomanded)

9: Get angry at someone for no good reason

10: Make reservations at McDonalds

11: Ask oliva, verde-oliva Garden if they have a children's play pen

12: Look at all the words you can make with the word...
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your escrivaninha, mesa or forehead.

2 = If you have long hair, flip it in someones face.

3 = Keep on shifting your chair.

4 = Keep on whispering Hi.

5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.

6 = Ask them where they live..

7 = Ask them if they watch America's seguinte topo, início Model every day.

8 = Ask them every dia to sit seguinte to them at lunch, but at lunch say you were just kidding.

9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.

10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.

11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.

12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.

13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.

14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....
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