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posted by laspanglish

there is agirl who hides her face,
a picture of carelessness and happiness in replace.
she laughs and jokes,and tries her best,
puts on abrave face,leaves out all the rest...

please her fanily and her friends,
carefull not to speak,not to offend.
pretends to live a life of harmony and peace,
but a soul dark and twisted a tearful beast.

when twilgiht comes she cries alone,
abandons and locks away the sickly clone.
her hidious coração all torn and sad,
releases her feelings dangerous and bad.

with only god she can confide,
his glorious power nothing can hide.
when the sun rises in the east,
again she wakes up,pretending,in...

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Interesting facts

posted by patrisha727

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your comida on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your comida on your left side.

2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink mais water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz lema is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.

6. The titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....

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How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind encontro, data

posted by BellaCullen96

Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your encontro, data begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat mais from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the mesa, tabela that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and bife knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone,...

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My conversations with clever bot

posted by misscrazel

User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are you female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.

Cleverbot: Do you like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: You just...

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179 Ways to Annoy People

posted by Alma_

-Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the batman theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim...

In-Indie - Katana Zero

posted by windwakerguy430

Fuck the intro! Fuck the development discussion! Fuck all the jokes I had written for this article! Fuck all of it! Let’s talk about mother fucking Katana Zero!

Okay, so in all seriousness, before I get way too hyped, let’s actually discuss what Katana Zero is about. You play as a katana wielding samurai wannabe named Zero who works for a mysterious organization and does assassinations. Your goal is the ultimate destruction of a fictional drug por the name of Chronos, which is highly addictive, so addictive that anyone who uses Chronos will die from withdrawal, but it grants the user...

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About Me

posted by Kibahina96

Hobbies:
My favorito things to do are write fanfiction, watch animê read and of course Fanpop. Some of my favorito animê include Naruto, Pokémon, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and Vampire Knight.

Family:

My family is pretty big I have a older sister,a niece, seven stepbrothers and five stepsisters.

School Life:
School was hard for me due to the fact that I suffer from Epilepsy.

Other Information:
Ever since I started watching animê I dreamed of being an animê character.

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As I've Matured.......

posted by deathding

*I've learned that you can't make someone amor you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

*I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

*I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

*I've learned that whatever hits the fã won't be evenly distributed.

*I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others.... They're mais screwed up than you think.

*I've learned to not sweat the petty things.
And to not pet the sweaty things.

*I've learned that we're all responsible for what we...

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100 Lდve Quotes♥

posted by Syltre

1. A kiss is a lovely trick, designed por nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous. - Ingrid Bergmen

2. amor is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what amor is. amor is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.
Love itself is what...

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Don`t worry about 2012, IT WON`T HAPPEN!!!

posted by carsfan

You don't have to worry about 2012.

Here's a couple of reasons why:

1) The planets are not scheduled to align in 2012. In fact, there will be no major planetary alignments in the seguinte few decades. Even if there were, planetary alignment would have a negligible effect on Earth.

2) There are no planets or asteroids that are set to crash into Earth. Astronomers are watching out for that sort of thing, and they haven't seen any.

3) The Mayan calendar will end in 2012. Rather than signifying the end of the world, what instead will happen is that the calendar will reset.

Read mais at link

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Why can't i be loved? ((warning VERY strong sadness))

posted by hetaliaitaly

This young boy kept from sight
crying into the middle of the night
he fears that others will sense the shame
but was this boy really too blame?
this little boy who was full of belief
could not from him seem to find relief
he feels so dirty with his clothes which are tore
when he is being flung on the bedroom floor
this broken child lost his innocence at a very young age
through a trusted mans deliberate drunken rage
his little broken coração was full of pain
through the rest of his life it would stain
people would see the bruises that lay upon his face
he wanted and longed for his special place
while...

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how i got my key: and stuff

posted by ssook78

me: omg where are my keys *looks at sister* ......
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*

LALALA!

HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*

o_o

hi

heh heh *rocks* i amor you teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
hehehehehe
look over there
hehehehe
MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!
cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
o_o

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People naming their kids after facebook *facepalm*

posted by smileypop9

Link I found this on: link

Just when we thought facebook couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.

An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”

facebook did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. seguinte thing you know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter facebook to express “his joy at the achievements made por the January 25 youth.”

Now we turn to our community. What do you think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?

Thanks for reading.

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Isn't it....?

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Isn't it amazing how song lyrics can describe exactly how you feel? You can listen to a song, and each word aches through your body like a personal message to you. Reminds you that someone understand your confusion, your hurt, your situation.

Isn't it brilliant when unintentionally you smile the biggest smile you've ever smiled. That smile that you thought you would never smile again.

Isn't it ridiculous how a friend can go from being a great friend, to a worst enemy overnight? You have one argument and "BAM"! You hate eachother, you've lost someone that used to make you smile, and now instead...

5

Pilot Rules

posted by Icepaw_Kenobi

1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here.

5. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propeller is just a big fã in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch...

1

squirl!!!

posted by makaela2216

I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught you should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My friends say that i'm delirous(or however you spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer artigo so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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The no good final act or is it

posted by Kanji

The mais you squrimed the harder he bit you and all of a sudden you felt a shock of pain that began to grow to your heart"STOP!"you screamed but he just held onto you tighter as your body began to shake violently.Breathing started to became mais and mais frantic.You heard the door slam open and some1 yell "vince take your filthy hands off her"it sounded like felix? then he was dragged off of you.His face changed from felix to vince 'wtf'you thought you were still shaking violently...
~Felix's Pov
I looked over at _ and saw her shaking violently and her getting very pale.I ran over to her and...

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20 Things I Did and Thought as a Kid

posted by hello_sun

When I was little...

1. I got "plumber" and "plunger" mixed up alot.
2. I thought it was illegal for someone to see someone else naked.
3. I thought people still got wool from "shearing ovelha, ovelhas when their 'hair' was too long" like they show you in fairs and shit.
4. I thought airplanes flew on electric energy.
5. I thought a "tower" was a kind of towel.
6. I thought a person's coração was coração shaped.
7. I thought paint came from colourful fruit.
8. Although I didn't think bebês came from the stork, I thought women got pregant randomly, but after they got married.
9. I opened containers twisting the cap...

Johnny Lightning Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chongjin, North Korea. A town seguinte to the Sea Of Japan.

Guards: *Walking along a stone wall*
Guard 3: *Looks at a pato in the water, then smokes a cigarette*

While he was looking away, the pato turned out to be part of a hat, worn por CIA agent, Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Gets out of the water, and punches the North Korean guard*
Narrator: Out cold. Now it's time to find the explosives.
Johnny: *Finds a silo, and pushes on a panel, revealing a secret door. He goes inside, and finds missiles, C4, and several barrels of nitro glycerin*
Guard: *Turns around*
Johnny: *Shoots him with his 1911R1*
Guard: *Falls...

About Me Part 2

posted by Kibahina96

My Dream: Go To FullMetal Alchemist and meet Alphonse(Al). (Yeah I know. be quiet.I dont tell you what to dream about!!!)

My best friend: My laptop and anime. (No im not a nerd. Im just shy.)
favorito Color: Black
Why i like that color: Its the color of a lobos pele, peles and alot of animais and i amor lobos and animals.
Pets: I have one dog named Princess. (She's a Jack Russell and Chiwawa mix.)
favorito music: Country and Pokemon or anime.
Well thats it I guess.