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posted by randomgirl3000
I wondered if you could hear my coração in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when you wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.

I pondered all that as you fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
Or maybe it's all just a dream.

But when I declared "I amor you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
posted by flabaloobalah
So my uncle told me this joke and I HAD to post it:

So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it said on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"

Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!

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posted by hetaliaitaly
Have you ever just stood there looking into o espaço wondering why its not you who has the pretty face people say your ugly and just dont belong but they cant tell you who to do be your face is not right or wrong your pretty in your own way its not them who makes your dia be happy for who you are your pretty within your coração and soul you have happy self control you only get once chance at life you happiness has no price stay the way you are no body can tell you who to be.

(hello people i am mais happy now ok so i did another poem and it was actualy happy this time)
When we left of:
Taylor:MOM!Mom?Where is she?*walks downstairs*Mom?
*Hears door shut*MOM!!*Runs in basement*MOM!!!*Sees mom with blood running down head*MOM!!!911!!!!
Now:
Police man:Taylor!Calm down!
Taylor:How can I?When mom dies and Charm and Amber,
CHARM AND AMBER!*Runs to bedrooms*Charm!!*picks up*
Amber!*Picks up*
Amber:Taylor?TAYLOR!WHERE IS MOMMY?
Taylor:Shh!Come with me!!!
Taylor's POV:
Later I supposed that Dad was the Killer,but I had no prove,He always said he would "GET"mom,but when he did I was 4,so I didn't know what he meant.
Nobody's POV:
Police Woman:*Walks in*Taylor...Jonesmen?
Taylor:That's...
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During the summer it is so easy to say, "I have nothing to do!" No mais excuses-here is a list of 50 things to do the seguinte time you are bored!
1. Gather up a few friends, and have a picnic in your back .
2. Go on a walk and take pictures of trees, flowers, dogs, etc.
3. Buy some fashion magazines, pick out a couple of really cute outfits, and try to recreate them for less!
4. Bead some bracelets and sell them for charity.
5. Volunteer at the local animal or homeless shelter.
6. Clean your room!
7. Bake some bolo de copo and deliver them to friends and family.
8. Play some childhood games like "Sorry",...
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1) The Hard man act - guys will put on an act of being hard for 2 reasons: a) They are with mates and having some banter. If ther is banter, there is Hard man acting. b) They fancy you. Some guys will try to give the impression that they are strong, athletic etc. But this is only one way of a guy trying to impress you. If a guy does not do this, it doesn't mean he doesn't fancy you. (see 2)

2) Guys will be sensitive. A guy will be mature and caring around you if he fancies you. He wants to show he's not just thinking about sex, and is after a meaningful relationship. He wants to present himself...
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I've actually been planning to do this for a while. I thought about doing this on youtube but I kept on getting lazy about it, especially since it takes a while to get vídeos uploaded on youtube. For some reason it's just a lot easier for me to make an artigo here on fanpop and talk about it. Anyway, this list is based not only on the persons talent but on their personality as well. All of them have incredible personalities and some of them don't get as much amor as they should. So keep in mind this is just my opinion, please comment, and enjoy. Also keep an eye out for an upcoming article...
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1.skip randomly
2.pretend you have a aleatório obsession of llamas and tell everybody about it and talk only about llamas for the seguinte few days and buy all sorts of lhama related stuff then one dia dont say anything about llamas and when ppl ask why say "when was i obsessed with llamas?theyre ugly!but i loooovee hippos!"repeat the process several mais times
3.after anybody says something say "thats what she said"
4.in a movie theater put your feet up on the chair in front of you so no one sits there
5.in a movie theater if someone sits down say "that seats reserved" even if it isnt
6.laugh during sad...
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posted by aliceesme
101 Ways To Be Annoying

1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”

3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip…”

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a filmadora, câmara de vídeo to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a “robot” voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Remember topo, início Gear? Well, I don’t. I never played it… I honestly don’t know the best way to start this review for In-Indie… Horizon Chase Turbo, everyone!



So topo, início Gear was a really popular game back in the day. Pretty big in America and Japan, but Brazil is where topo, início Gear really got it’s popularity. I don’t know what it is with Brazil and racing games, but they flock to those games. And so, a little indie company based in Brazil that goes por the name Aquiris Game Studio created Horizon Chase: World Tour in 2015. Three years later, they created a successor?... Remake?... Sequel?......
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Note: I own nothing. All credit goes to Dreamworks animation and Netflix.


Tip = Rachel Crow.

Oh = Mark Whitten

Lucy Tucci = Ana Ortiz.

Die - Ann = Grey Griffin. ( Unknow.)

Kyle = Matt L. Jones.

Sharzod = Ron Funches.

Pom Pom = Kelly Donohue.

Smek = Nolan North

Slushious = Anna Konkle


Backrounds: Ryan Crego, Nika Futterman and Tom Kenny.

Enjoy! Want a cast list? Comment!🍭


I will post Home, the film, cast soon on the Dreamworks club.

The full background boices are coming soon.
posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)



1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that
this is your "personal space."

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all
of you just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your pasta, maleta or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in
there?"

9. Offer name etiquetas to everyone...
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Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.


Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable por the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby...
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posted by Mallory101
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your pasta, maleta or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours...
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posted by ivoryphills
I am a teenage girl.
The world I was brought to when I had hit the big "1-3" are supposed to be the best years of my life, right? Why am I fed this lie? Everywhere I turn, there is nothing but torture and conflict with no solution. I am expected to be a kid- do your chores, mind your authority- and yet, I have to be an adult- care for your younger siblings, finish this task por Friday. Why must I obey like a child without all of the benefits of a childhood, and why must I take my responsibilities like an adult without all of the freedom like an adult? Worse yet, as I am a teenage girl/woman/whatever...
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posted by juviechick1339
TRY NOT TO LAUGH​ ( i didnt​ belie​ve it, but it works​!​)​
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posted by Canada24
They said it’s a aleatório club.. so aleatório list


#5: JAMES FRANCO:
I always liked him, but I like that much mais in his current stage, part of the Seth Rogan gang. He’s so fun.. But still low because he often does similiar roles in that stage..


#4: WILL FARREL:
He use to be higher. And when he’s funny, he’s REALLY funny., but I don’t like his new filmes most times, so he’s lower..


#3: CHARLIE DAY:
He and Kevin Hart have funny voices, and seem to be aware of it, so uses them..


#2: KEAGAN MICHAEL KEY:
Who doesn’t amor this guy..


#1: MARK WAHLBERG
Marky mark is my number one.. He makes any movie better. Even The Happening, as it’s funny how little he gives the role.. Other than that one I never seen Mark do a bad prefamance, I swear. Not really much else to be said..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Langley Virginia, CIA Headquarters.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a laptop*
Ted: *Walks into the room* Hello Johnny. What are you up to?
Johnny: Something I did with Commander Kane once. I got a Volkswagen Karmann Ghia por typing in a ten digit code, and now I want to see what else I can get.
Ted: This oughta be interesting.
Johnny: *Typing in the numbers* 7250589605. Let's check it out.
Ted: *Watching Johnny walk from the laptop*

In the parking garage, Johnny was ready with his watch.

Johnny: *Looks at his watch* 69DC.
Ted: DC? You got a Dodge Coronet.
Johnny: Oh hell yeah. *Runs as he selects...
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So these are just a handful of the opinions I have that I think are unpopular. Keep in mind that these are my opinions :)

Mother Teresa was no saint.

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Alcoholic beverages all smell too awful to drink.

Candy that doesn't include chocolate is usually not worth eating.



The multiverse exists.



Pie is better than cake.



Bananas are best slightly green.

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such as these


French fries are usually meh.



Oreos don't taste very good.



Operatic vocals need mais serious recognition outside the classical música world, because operatic vocals are the best vocals.

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Adele has always been...
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On February 2 Tony gaio, jay was born so happy birthday Tony Jay. Tony gaio, jay is my favorito voice actor and singer. He very sadly passed away in 2006, but his legacy lives on. I feel that Tony Jay's birthday is still worth celebrating and it should be celebrated every year.

Tony gaio, jay was a voice actor. He mostly played villains, because he had a villainous voice. He knew how to play every type of male villain from the sophisticated villains to the looney villains. No matter what quality of shows and films he was in he always did a good job. I consider several of his performances to be Oscar worthy. He sadly never won any atuação awards, but he should of. I consider him to be the best voice actor.

I doubt that Tony gaio, jay can read this from the afterlife, but if he is I have this to say: Thank you for always putting a huge amount of effort into your acting. You're 1 of the most talented actors of all time. Happy birthday.