aleatório Article: Me vs Conscience #1: Ghostmas

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posted by Solo28

ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: You are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET YOU FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: YOU pardo, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought you picked a dia out of a hat for that or something.

ME: doces dia is when I say it is doces Day. It's when I say it is doces Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not that time.

ME: You thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---

CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.

ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.

CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.

ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.

CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.

ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas friends to help celebrate it.

CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through Dia das bruxas without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.

ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.

CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes you have been in today.

ME: Midget dia Parade.

CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.

ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....

CONSCIENCE: Were you gonna finish that thought.

ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess you were talking to me.

CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could you possibly have to offer me?

ME: A song.

CONSCIENCE: You can't sing. You can barley form a coheiret sentence.

ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.

CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, you show me what you got!

ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫

CONSCIENCE: More....

ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town

Of fifty folks or so but monsters were around

A Million years atrás but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day

On every other night they never made a sound, when the cantar birds went quiet and the Sun went down

Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''

Never wait a moment when you share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above

But what you feel inside is not just amor persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day

So give a little gift to everyone you knew and If you had a abóbora they might like that too

And although you may scare them, they won't go away, because we all amor on Ghostmas Daaaay♫

CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING

ME: You have no holiday spirit.

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 3 others like this

Cries_Bloodlova HAHA ur consience is Mean...

Solo28 I knows. He's a jerk. CONSCIENCE: I heard that.

babyV101 wow (like that could ever happen)

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I know. I know.. mais Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

WARNING: Disturbing Content

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, cadela, puta mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it...

Johnny Lightning Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Canada24 reviews JAWS 4:

posted by Canada24

Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death por tubarão attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a tubarão attack.. All while his screams are drowned por the natal singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believes the tubarão was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to its buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things...

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"I Wrote This Song" por MC Deathding (Play on Words)

posted by deathding

(Just a heads up for anyone who doesn't take nicely to curse words, they show up in this article. So, viewer discretion advised. Though it is discernibly less profane than most of my other work.)

Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.

Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this artigo has even started...?

Quite possibly, Jared. You fucking idiot.

Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the título alone will win myself a million Grammies.

And when I say that, I'm not referring to...

Car Stereotypes Double Feature

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an hora down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't you know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...

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The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Most fucked up Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET, part 2

posted by Canada24

#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!

#3:
Another...

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How the passage of time can affect our nostalgia.

posted by Renegade1765

About a mês ago, I wrote an artigo where I wrote down pretty much my entire history with Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante and how it changed my life. I wrote that as an anniversary article, because it had been three years since I became a fã of Frozen. However, composição literária all of that down, made me feel not only very nostalgic...but old. I know it's a presumptous thing to say, since it's only been 3 years and not 10 or 15. But the reason I said I am feeling old is because I experienced all of those things in a certain period, and the idea that time passes and things change fascinated me so much that I decided to write...

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THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

posted by applebear123

i just copied and pasted it! :P
more than useful i found it amusing! :P

1. THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal...

Datsun 240Z

added by Mauserfan1910

Source: the internet???

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If Don hosted "Total Drama" from the very beginning...

posted by PeachyKeen1994

After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.

It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the topo, início of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".

Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to...

The Reasons Why Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante - Uma Aventura Congelante shouldn't get a sequel.

posted by ToriKelly5

Note: This is just my thoughts. Don't take them personality, Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante fans. I just don't like it that much so take this list with a pinch of salt.

Frozen is one of the most much-loved film of all time . I'm sure it heard Let It Go. I used to be a fã but now, I don't
Know why it's so famous. This storyline is so easy and simple, the songs are ear worms ( but not so bad) and well, the story was over after the movie, nothing else can happen!

( Now I have nothing against Frozen. It's good and I like Anna so no haters)

The wasted talent and cash ( that they could have used for Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante 2) and made two...

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My topo, início 100 Jrock Songs

posted by zanhar1

I did one of these for both Symphonic Metal and kpop and wanted to list of my topo, início 100 Jrock songs as well. There were so many great ones that the honorable mentions list is also pretty big. I tried not to do too many songs from the same band so a lot of songs I like aren't even on here.

1. Dazzle Vision - segundo
2. Nega - Guilt Trip
3. Dir En Grey - Obscure
4.Blood Stain Child - Freedom
5. Miyavi - Steal The Sun
6. Miyavi - Long Nights
7. The Gazette - Leech
8. Dir En Grey - Different Sense
9. Miyavi - Jibun Kakumei
10. Miyavi - Mama Papa Nozomarenu Baby
11. Borns - Radical Hysteria
12. Blood Stain Child...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

The Nut House Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 3: You Have Received A Message

Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: You seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed...

The Nut House Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 2: The Book

Parker: *Reading a book*
Liam: *Walks in with David*
David: Is that Parker leitura a book?
Liam: This is interesting. *Walks with David over to Parker* Well, I didn't know you liked to read.
David: Neither did I.
Parker: You're not going to make...

Red Dead Redemption, NIGHTMARE FUEL:

posted by Canada24

#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing por a árvore overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...

10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

posted by Canada24

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Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has you reunite a zoophile with his favorito horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when you do the "right" thing, you often end up making people's lives worse. You give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with you to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who you helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...