ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.
CONSCIENCE: You are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET YOU FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: YOU pardo, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought you picked a dia out of a hat for that or something.
ME: doces dia is when I say it is doces Day. It's when I say it is doces Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: You thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas friends to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through Dia das bruxas without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes you have been in today.
ME: Midget dia Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were you gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess you were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could you possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: You can't sing. You can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, you show me what you got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks or so but monsters were around
A Million years atrás but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the cantar birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when you share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what you feel inside is not just amor persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone you knew and If you had a abóbora they might like that too
And although you may scare them, they won't go away, because we all amor on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: You have no holiday spirit.
CONSCIENCE: You are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET YOU FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: YOU pardo, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought you picked a dia out of a hat for that or something.
ME: doces dia is when I say it is doces Day. It's when I say it is doces Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: You thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas friends to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through Dia das bruxas without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes you have been in today.
ME: Midget dia Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were you gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess you were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could you possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: You can't sing. You can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, you show me what you got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks or so but monsters were around
A Million years atrás but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the cantar birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when you share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what you feel inside is not just amor persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone you knew and If you had a abóbora they might like that too
And although you may scare them, they won't go away, because we all amor on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: You have no holiday spirit.
oi everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that baixo por Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a fã club about u and make the artigo their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then por all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Dia das bruxas eve. Or U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and topo, início me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. You can stuff a travesseiro with the rato pele, peles on the sofá alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. You don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. You can stuff a travesseiro with the rato pele, peles on the sofá alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. You don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
~ barium tetraiodomercurate
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most filmes of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 minutos in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If you want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most filmes of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 minutos in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If you want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the música was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If you are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the música was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If you are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Rant 2: Geewuners!
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are fãs of transformers G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 fãs are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the transformers 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are fãs of transformers G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 fãs are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the transformers 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.