aleatório Article: 5 things that will make everyone think you're insane!

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5 things that will make everyone think you're insane!

posted by werewolflover

Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other artigo like this so here's another one.I hope you enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks por (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a chá party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals por say "would you like to cadastrar-se us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rosa, -de-rosa fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good or I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?

Tdinoahiscute4, xneville_rocksx and 5 others like this

bubble_babe LMFAO

prettystar COOL!!! this is great very funny!!!xD

monLOVEbrucas ROFL ROFL ROFL!!! THATS FUNNNY LOL #1 MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH MOOOO Haha.

demon_wolf lol....done the first one with my friends except we barked at people.... it was funny.... =]

sarabeara AHAHAHA!

SilverStarlight i <3 this!

icewolf10 Heres one to do on an airplane: Start singing the Shari Lewis theme, "This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because, this is the song that never ends...." Suddenly realize that you can never stop singing. Become very panicky. Scrawl "Help me" on a piece of paper and hand it to the person sitting next to you. Claw at your throat and thrash around in the seat. Never stop singing.

Claudia4599 MOO

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Kpop~♥

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Colourful sorvete

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aleatório pie :P

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When There's Nothing left

posted by nmdis

"When There's Nothing Left"

When there's nothing left to give
I will give you mais than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
Say I amor you
And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No música to play so I sing you my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
You still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
Say I amor you
And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I amor you
And I'll give you my heart, say I amor you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give you mais than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give you my heart
I'm gonna give you my coração

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20 ways to know if a guy loves you ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if you notice him staring a lot at you ..like mais than 5 times in the same dia .(unless you got a stain on your shirt)
2- if you and him were in the same area , he would be with you in every where you walk to ( like a party or a show, concerto ..etc)
3- he would sit seguinte to you in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream or laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to you hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if you drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

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100 Interesting Facts

posted by Gretute2772

1.Most futebol players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 animais that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...

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My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome friends and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time you read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though you may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't amor you, my love.

I loved you with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping carrinho and switch the items with stuff from the person seguinte to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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transformers 4 Dinobots

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My topo, início 15 LEAST favorito Celebrities

posted by KataraLover

These are my topo, início 15 LEAST favorito celebrities and just like with my topo, início 15 favorito celebrities list I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell you how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to show that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a list like this pretty much just said they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my list and please keep in mind this is just my...

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Pedobear iPod wallpaper XD

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Higurashi frases

posted by invadercalliope

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Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing mais than the the people who you spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions you speak of are only friends during those fun, yet unimportant...

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every pergunta with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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100 Hottest Male Celebrities (In My Opinion) Part 2

posted by saz19126

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack escrivaninha, davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub teste the other dia I lost por one point. The pergunta was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other perguntas was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that maçã, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing comprar that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bombardeiro jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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19 ways to: Explain why you are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go início and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted por aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late you are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me progressivo, para a frente to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...