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Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other artigo like this so here's another one.I hope you enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks por (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a chá party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals por say "would you like to cadastrar-se us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rosa, -de-rosa fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good or I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
posted by hetaliaitaly
The moment you took your life
I felt mine ended too.
If I could only turn back time
there’s so much I would undo.

I didn’t see the warning signs.
You held them deep inside.
Struggles you were going through
you did so well to hide.

I’m left with guilt and sorrow,
and confusion as to why
you didn’t tell me of your pain
and felt you had to die.

The Sadness of the sight was just to much to bare
And now its me lying here
Cold,Crimson and Dead

You will never know how I feel inside,
The pain that still resides,
Happiness was once in my life,
Those days have long since ceased.
posted by DramaQueen1020
List of things I love, and list of things I hate.
If anyone agrees you can post below. These are all random. ish.

Love
1) Pictures with funny captions.
2) Ice cream.
3) Moustaches.
4) Poison dart frogs :P
5) Cats
6) Cute cats
7) Cute gatos in silly poses.
8) Daffodils
9) Laughing.
10) Kitkats. The candy, yum!
11) Harry Potter
12) Sirius Black
13) Sirius the star.
14) Plaid
15) Queen!!! :)
16) Lemonade
17) Funny rants for no reason
18) Rants that have a reason
19) Unicorns
20) My boyfriend. (jk, don't have one at the moment)
21) Jewelry
22) Peace symbols
22) Theatre games
23) Stupid theatre games
24) Freaky things
25) Ellen...
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posted by kitty190123
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This is really stupid but I was feeling bored...
HOW TO INSTALL SOFTWARE

1. Examine the software packaging until you find a little printed box that explains what kind of computer system you need to run the software. It should look something like this:

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
2386 PROCESSOR OR HIGHER
628.8 MEGAHERTZ MODEM
719.7 MB FREE DISK o espaço
3546 MB RAM
432323 MB ROM
05948737 MB RPM ANTILOCK BRAKING SYSTEM

NOTE: This software will not work on your computer.

2. Open the software packaging and remove the manual. This will contain detailed instructions on installing, operating, and troubleshooting the software. Throw it away.

3. Find the actual software,...
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posted by Thecharliejay
vampiros From Around the World


By Stephanie Moore

A vampire is a blood-sucking, undead thing of the night that comes after people in their nightmares. Many cultures have vampire myths. In the past, folklore was a means of explaining what people didn’t understand. Widespread vampire mythology reflects the uncertainty about death that we all face.

People in the past had little understanding of the decomposition process.If an exhumed body looked “plump”, how did they know it was the natural result of gases in the body? To them, blood leaking from a corpse’s mouth meant that the dear departed...
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From borboletas to praying everyone was okay.I ran to the back room where Ben was.John ran after me.
I saw Ben pointing a gun at a aunt of John's.I grabbed my shoe and threw it at the gun.It slid out of his hand.John's aunt ran away.Ben starred at me.Then,slowly got out another gun.He kept looking at me with a confused look.I looked at John,then,quivering,I knew I had to do something.
"Blondie,Leave.NOW."Ben demanded.John fled,I hope he was bringing help!"Well,well,well.Nanette.I told I'd get you.You thought I'd lie?"He asked."N-n-n..."I stuttered and just shoke my head.This,wasn't the end!I...
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The most aleatório thing ever made - me and my friend talking on facebook chat. Brace yourself for an undescribable dose of epicness.

H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily

H: Why do you call me and not say anything?
Second time in a row?

E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.

H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me por accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)

E: Was she cantar "Hallelujah"?

H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.

E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.)When your teacher asks any perguntas say "Why does my gatos breath smell like cat food?"

2.) When the teacher is leitura out facts say "Lies! Lies!" or "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"

3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.

4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"

5.) When your teacher asks why you didn't do your homework say " You can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"

6.) Jump on topo, início of the mesa, tabela and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.

7.) When the teacher asks you to answer a pergunta say "The brain you are trying to reach...
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They ran to the árvore house.Maybelle was confused,this place was so much bigger.Did it ever end?What?Her land was small."Here!Go in here!I'll go get food!"Sarah said,and ran."Maybelle.How old are you?"Alicia asked."16"She said."DANG IT!GOTTA WAIT 6 YEARS."Henry yelled."Now I ask you a question.Does your land...end?"Maybelle asked."Course it does!Yours doesn't?"Alicia asked."Nope!We live forever!Along as Ariana doesn't kill us."Maybelle said."Here!"Sarah said.Running with a bag of Chips,three cans of pop,And a cereal box."This should last you the night."Sarah said."You got the Stone?"Sarah asked....
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Sarah couldn't sleep,when she did,she had nightmares!.In her nightmare she was with Maybelle.Running.Thinking that lady would catch us.Then,She popped out of the ground."HA!"She yelled.Sarah ran to the door."MAYBELLE!"Sarah screeched.The lady grew taller,Larger.She soon became a giant.She had Maybelle in her hand."What do you want from me,Ariana?"Maybelle asked."What is wrong with you!"I grabbed two sticks and stabbed Ariana."OW!STOP!"Ariana picked me up in her other hand."Ah!"Sarah woke up.She brushed her bangs back.
---------------------------------------------------
The three friends came...
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"Do you hear that?"Alicia asked."What?"Henry and Sarah asked."That,that,that sound.It's like."Alicia banged the floor."No.I don't hear anything."Said Sarah."Come here."Alicia said.
They got out.
Alicia beckoned them.
"There!It's getting louder!"
The banging continued.
Alicia found herself in the woods.
She stopped.
Henry and Sarah caught up to her.
Alicia covered her mouth.
"What.Is.I-i-it?"Alicia asked.
Down the steep hill.Was a door the door was buried in the ground.under leaves.
The three friends stepped down.The noise grew louder.Henry and Sarah could hear it now.
Alicia was down first.She saw a keyhole.Alicia looked for the key.
"ALICIA!"Sarah said.
Alicia looked down,stopped her foot from going down,And backed up.A blood puddle.
"Oh my go-"
"The key!It's in the blood!"Henry said.
"Ew!I'm not picking it up!"Alicia said.
Sarah looked around and pushed Henry forward.
Henry picked up the key,And put it in the keyhole...
It was Friday,exactly when Molly got início she went to bed."UGH!So tired!Stupid school."She said laying down."Molly!I need you to fill up the fridge with water bottles!"Mom yelled."MOM!I JUST LAID DOWN!"She shouted."I don't care!Now come on!"Mom demanded,even louder."FINE!!!"Molly's voice cut through the air.Molly stomped in there."Here!Get to work!"Mom said,handing Molly a bottle of water."Fine!"Molly said watching her mom walk off."Make your bed...Fill up the fridge...Clean the walls."Molly mumbled.Then."Man.Now I want water."Molly picked a bottle and opened the top.But a little spilled,Molly...
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1. Ask people to be your fan. Seriously, if you're gonna do that, you might as well tell everybody you're a whore.

2. Troll. If you troll, you will be banned in 10 segundos flat and nobody will feel sorry for you when you whine about your old account being banned.

3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take you seriously.

4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape you with hate if you say rude things.

5. Be anything like dudelol17.
Taylor:*Wakes up*LIZZIE!*panting*
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove you to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The segundo one was a key,The third one had a coração lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a fotografia of Me and Lizzie.
posted by TwilightGirl312
I have seen a lot of cyberbullying before, but it seems to be getting much worse and needs to end. The other dia I was on youtube when I saw an arguement where one person was clearly bullying the other. I had watched a video that had all these clips from different filmes put together while "Fireflies" por Owl City played in the background. After it was over, I looked at the comments and I was very upset por this arguement. I'm not going to give the actual usernames or real names of the people involved, but let's just call them "Annie" and "Jessica". I apologize in advance if you're leitura this...
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There once lived a 10 ano old girl named,Scarlett.
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will you stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE SAID YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But you have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
My name is Skeeter,Skeeter Johnson.I live in Mississippi with my mother,Jenna,And my father,Chris.My dream is to be a author.Today I went to my Friend's house for her charity.Her name is,Maybelle.
March,17,1961,
Maybelle:Skeeter!!I'm so glad you made it!
Skeeter:Maybelle!I can't believe it!I haven't seen you in a month!
That moment I wondered what the maids were saying
Elie:I'm gonna have to kill that Maybelle!
Faith:I know how you feel,honey.
Elie:I never wanted this job,but I need money.
Skeeter:So girls,today I think I'm gonna try to get a job!
Joy:Oh?What kind of job do you want?
Skeeter:A author!...
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posted by adaug
Sam is 7 years old,has brown hair,And is a girl,This Christmas,her school is doing something where kids can buy stuff for their families,For Christmas,"So what are you gonna get?"Sam's friend,Chloe,asked."I don't know,It's a week away though."Sam said."Well,I hope there will be earrings!My mom goes crazy over those!"Chloe said.
"Well,Bye Chloe!My rides here!See you tomorrow!"Sam said as she ran to her car."Hey Mom,Guess what?" "What?"Her mom asked."In a week,All the students are gonna be able to buy stuff for their families for Christmas!!"Sam excitedly told her mom."Really?
Isn't Santa gonna...
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(Continued!)
The seguinte dia I went shopping to get stuff for my cousins!It was a big mall!As I walked to the Clothes Aisle,a familiar figure was looking at skirts."Kyha?What are you doing here!?"Jade asked.
"Oh!I'm always with you when something bad happens!"Kyha answered."Well nothing bad is gonna happen!"Jade protested.To her surprise,There was a BOOM!"DUCK!"Kyha said.Jade slammed to the floor,
there wasn't one shot,there was four!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!
"IS EVERYONE OKAY?"The mall manager asked."YES!"Everyone answered."So why are you still here?And why are people looking at me like a wacko?"
Jade asked."Because,No...
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My Life:
I'm 18 years old,Blond hair,My name is Jade,my grandparents are dead(duh!!!)My dad was divorced!My mom really only cares about my baby brother,Matthew,and when I ask if she loves me...Well...This is what I get:
"Mom.Do you amor me?" "That's nice dear,Hey can you bring me some Medicine??"Mom would ALWAYS answer LIKE THAT!Good thing I'm gonna celebrate natal With my Cousin!So what if I didn't tell her!I'm still going!Already Booked a plane!Anyways!After the aftermath of My mom and her Head ache!I always went to my friend,Charlotte's apartment.Yeah!I did tonight,not much happening there.I...
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