Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a fotografia anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the alface you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutos later, the Burger King in pergunta was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutos later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutos later, the news station was contacted por another 4channer. And three minutos later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in pergunta the seguinte day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, por 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast comida in peace.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutos later, the Burger King in pergunta was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutos later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutos later, the news station was contacted por another 4channer. And three minutos later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in pergunta the seguinte day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, por 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast comida in peace.
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond mover 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got início and found the wife preparing jantar and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 mais feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she replies back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond mover 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got início and found the wife preparing jantar and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 mais feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she replies back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic segundo line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying you simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I amor your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying you simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I amor your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'