Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a fotografia anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the alface you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutos later, the Burger King in pergunta was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutos later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutos later, the news station was contacted por another 4channer. And three minutos later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in pergunta the seguinte day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, por 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast comida in peace.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutos later, the Burger King in pergunta was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutos later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutos later, the news station was contacted por another 4channer. And three minutos later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in pergunta the seguinte day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, por 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast comida in peace.
It all started when Chloe was in the cozinha making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these bolo de copo in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these bolo de copo in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected por wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited por one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit or other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that you have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers or water witches. Someone who can locate water or lost object with a rod or wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see or sense aura, or energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected por wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited por one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit or other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that you have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers or water witches. Someone who can locate water or lost object with a rod or wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see or sense aura, or energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week you eat or want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 or 10.
Let's say you eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number por 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the anterior result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that por 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current ano (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If you haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming you were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 or 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one or two digits will be the number of times per week you eat or want chocolate (the number you specified in the first step).
8 pieces of chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say you eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number por 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the anterior result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that por 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current ano (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If you haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming you were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 or 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one or two digits will be the number of times per week you eat or want chocolate (the number you specified in the first step).
8 pieces of chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. You wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. You can tell me if you ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. You wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. You can tell me if you ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."