Yay! You know what? It’s my favorito hora during school, SCIENCE.
And oh yeah, I amor Science and even my Science teacher, Miss Marie Fiest. She is really an awesome teacher. Okay, I think the word “BRAINY” would describe her best.
I can understand what’s going on in your mind. Of course, she is my ROLE MODEL.
She came in and announced “Students, we are going for camping in the forest to see the insects and animals”.
“So you have to put up your own tents and you could do that in PAIRS”
What?? You mean P-A-I-R-S?? Who would come and cadastrar-se me? I’m so sure that I would be left lonely in the whole camping idea.
WHY ME??
This made me bring hate towards my favorito teacher. Oh, I think I forgot to say you this: I used to sit in the front assento and no one would sit seguinte to me.
Am I ABNORMAL?? No!
My idea for now is not to go the camp. But wait, I amor them. You know the animals, bugs, beetles and all those stuff.
On the other hand, I somehow have to come over that “companion idea”.
What’s going on in my class for now??
Brittany, the hottest girl has been offered por every guy in the class to make her be their companion.
Urgh!!
You know, I can’t tolerate this stuff anymore.
My seguinte destination: L-I-B-R-A-R-Y.
I somehow must complete that Julius Caesar book today. I’m sure about that.
Every moment I think of that camping, I feel like “Oh, no!! Why is it always me??”
This feeling made me not to complete leitura Julius Caesar book.
The sino rang. The lunch break.
I went straightly towards the canteen and got my burger and coke. Yeah, I amor them. They are yummy.
I almost got lost into that… TASTE….
Oh, Oh!
There comes danger…
Yeah, there comes the hottest guys and girls of my school towards me tyo make fun of me.
According to me, they are DEVILS! Yeah, devils with one angel, I mean Andrew.
And oh yeah, I amor Science and even my Science teacher, Miss Marie Fiest. She is really an awesome teacher. Okay, I think the word “BRAINY” would describe her best.
I can understand what’s going on in your mind. Of course, she is my ROLE MODEL.
She came in and announced “Students, we are going for camping in the forest to see the insects and animals”.
“So you have to put up your own tents and you could do that in PAIRS”
What?? You mean P-A-I-R-S?? Who would come and cadastrar-se me? I’m so sure that I would be left lonely in the whole camping idea.
WHY ME??
This made me bring hate towards my favorito teacher. Oh, I think I forgot to say you this: I used to sit in the front assento and no one would sit seguinte to me.
Am I ABNORMAL?? No!
My idea for now is not to go the camp. But wait, I amor them. You know the animals, bugs, beetles and all those stuff.
On the other hand, I somehow have to come over that “companion idea”.
What’s going on in my class for now??
Brittany, the hottest girl has been offered por every guy in the class to make her be their companion.
Urgh!!
You know, I can’t tolerate this stuff anymore.
My seguinte destination: L-I-B-R-A-R-Y.
I somehow must complete that Julius Caesar book today. I’m sure about that.
Every moment I think of that camping, I feel like “Oh, no!! Why is it always me??”
This feeling made me not to complete leitura Julius Caesar book.
The sino rang. The lunch break.
I went straightly towards the canteen and got my burger and coke. Yeah, I amor them. They are yummy.
I almost got lost into that… TASTE….
Oh, Oh!
There comes danger…
Yeah, there comes the hottest guys and girls of my school towards me tyo make fun of me.
According to me, they are DEVILS! Yeah, devils with one angel, I mean Andrew.
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too azedar, azedo
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My uva stepped on a mesa, tabela lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too azedar, azedo
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My uva stepped on a mesa, tabela lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cruz the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck cruz the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man cruz the road?
A: To get to the segundo hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey cruz the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cruz the road?
A: To get hit por my car.
Q: Why did the woman cruz the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck cruz the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man cruz the road?
A: To get to the segundo hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey cruz the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cruz the road?
A: To get hit por my car.
Q: Why did the woman cruz the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell you 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person you don't know
2)Then twirl another aleatório persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a aleatório persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool cantar the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and show them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a aleatório person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person you don't know
2)Then twirl another aleatório persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a aleatório persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool cantar the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and show them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a aleatório person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!