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Yay! You know what? It’s my favorito hora during school, SCIENCE.
And oh yeah, I amor Science and even my Science teacher, Miss Marie Fiest. She is really an awesome teacher. Okay, I think the word “BRAINY” would describe her best.
I can understand what’s going on in your mind. Of course, she is my ROLE MODEL.
She came in and announced “Students, we are going for camping in the forest to see the insects and animals”.
“So you have to put up your own tents and you could do that in PAIRS”
What?? You mean P-A-I-R-S?? Who would come and cadastrar-se me? I’m so sure that I would be left lonely in the whole camping idea.
WHY ME??
This made me bring hate towards my favorito teacher. Oh, I think I forgot to say you this: I used to sit in the front assento and no one would sit seguinte to me.
Am I ABNORMAL?? No!
My idea for now is not to go the camp. But wait, I amor them. You know the animals, bugs, beetles and all those stuff.
On the other hand, I somehow have to come over that “companion idea”.
What’s going on in my class for now??
Brittany, the hottest girl has been offered por every guy in the class to make her be their companion.
Urgh!!
You know, I can’t tolerate this stuff anymore.
My seguinte destination: L-I-B-R-A-R-Y.
I somehow must complete that Julius Caesar book today. I’m sure about that.
Every moment I think of that camping, I feel like “Oh, no!! Why is it always me??”
This feeling made me not to complete leitura Julius Caesar book.
The sino rang. The lunch break.
I went straightly towards the canteen and got my burger and coke. Yeah, I amor them. They are yummy.
I almost got lost into that… TASTE….
Oh, Oh!
There comes danger…
Yeah, there comes the hottest guys and girls of my school towards me tyo make fun of me.
According to me, they are DEVILS! Yeah, devils with one angel, I mean Andrew.
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Once I was leitura online... It said that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a pizza comprar like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the pizza when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my pizza and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
A lot of people use the word believe in their songs, but believe me, im going to be using believe a lot mais than you can believe!! XD lol jk comments reccommended. (i texted all this on my phone and saved it as a draft one time after school, so...) ^^'

~~~Believe~~~

A world where only you can,
Break the fear.
No chance to save the world then,
So jump the pier.
Makes everyone feel better...
Makes everyone feel better...

Tame the evil that's inside,
Let the night make you feel alive,
For there is only one for you,
Your time is finally overdue...
It's overdue...!

CH: Desperation hits a nerve,
When no one hears...
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posted by brooki
Do you ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and you cant go to sleep?


Do you ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?


Do you ever hate everything around you?


Do you ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that you end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?


Do you ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?





sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
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The word "Nazi" is actually an abbreviation. The party's full name was the Nazionalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartel.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eyes."

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

The word "toast," meaning a proposal of health, originated in Rome, where an actual bit of spiced, burned pão was dropped into wine to improve the drink's flavor, absorb its sediment, and thus make it mais healthful.

The word "bookkeeper" is the only word in the English language...
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posted by wild-bby
Below I have written a aleatório diary entry of a young couple.

Her Diary

Saturday night I thought he was atuação wierd. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all dia long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong and he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way início I told...
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Whats green and looks like a lettuce? (A lettuce)
Whats green and looks like a alface but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a alface but is not a alface and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)

Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)

Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)

Why did...
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