aleatório Article: What not to do on the aleatório spot

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posted by hidan141

1. Ask people to be your fan. Seriously, if you're gonna do that, you might as well tell everybody you're a whore.

2. Troll. If you troll, you will be banned in 10 segundos flat and nobody will feel sorry for you when you whine about your old account being banned.

3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take you seriously.

4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape you with hate if you say rude things.

5. Be anything like dudelol17.

deathding, kakukun and 10 others like this

SheWolf11 So true XD

Heartisalone True. Came for the article, stayed for the pictures. Man, I wish my genitals could give me breakfast whenever I masturbate. :I //shotsohard

BookWord123 You Seem To Have History xD

dragonzord1993 I especially hate people who ask for fans. Seriously, whatever happened to the phrase "Good things come to those who wait"?

BeastBoyCahill You know, from what I've heard so far, dudelol17 doesn't sound like quite such a nice person...

TBUGoth What's "troll'?

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Naturally lyrics

posted by KatiiCullen94

how you chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what you feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what you do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i amor the way you know
who you are and to me it's exciting
when you know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...

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A Poem to "Early Sunsets Over Monroeville"

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Note: The author of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.

Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my favorito scenes

I sat on my cama on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living

We're older now. I need to get over the fact that you hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...

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101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of laranja traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your jantar with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in aleatório spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...

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Dreams are the only place where our amor survives! Pt. 2 :D

posted by AnnaSmiley

So Angela left. Jacob was alone at the beach, thinking about her. They're both in love.

Angela's POV
-Angela! Fast!- Aunt yelled at me
-I'm awake, aunt Lizzy!- I yelled
-Okay! Get ready! School starts in half an hour!
-Damn! It took me so long!?
-So long for what- She asked not knowing about my talent.
-Oh, nothing, aunt.

Wow.. This night was the best! I wanna see him again. Just wait till I tell everything to Jenna and Clarissa- I thought excited. Oh, yea, they wouldn't believe me. That's the bad side of my talent. It's supernatural. Haha, weird. I'm a sobrenatural girl.. My talent and I'm a werewolf....

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A story about me and my favorito thing in the world.. PIE!! :D

posted by Fangirl99

Thanksgiving is my favorito holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, you get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are you ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" said the pie. it was abóbora pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i amor you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are you doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla

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10 logical ways to win a band-off if youre in band at a football game

posted by Nayeli53

Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the trombone to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky or disgusting, like melted chocolate or a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand or went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The estrela Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP?

posted by sapherequeen

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorito fictional characters :,(

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(

*Sigh* Ok, I am having a very big problem with my perfil page; it has expired.

You see, when I was on fanpop like three weeks atrás this organization called GreenAV falsified (lied) to me that I had over 41 viruses on my laptop. My stepfather bought GreenAV because we thought it would protect our computer. Boy, were we dead wrong. GreenAV happens to be this company made in Israel to steal identities of other people around the world and their money. GreenAV also infects your computer with viruses. Unfortunately, I discovered this too late. Now my laptop is at a repair shop, and my mom told me...

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mysterious amor chapter 5

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was leitura and math?"
"Boring"I said he kinda smiled and said "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do you no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just said "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew said "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was leitura it in the biblioteca when i came in too look...

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mysterious amor chapter three

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter three-

Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the topo, início of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher said "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...

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mais facts!! Part 4

posted by patrisha727

aipo has negative calories. It takes mais calories to eat a piece of aipo than the aipo has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to andorinha the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes amargo, amarga things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...

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GETTING VERY RANDOM!

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Ways To Annoy People At The filmes

posted by BellaCullen96

Throw pipoca in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling pipoca that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get pipoca yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit seguinte to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 2}

posted by Yama

Emily had the capuz, capa down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. Or maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five minutos of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as you got into the car but...

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aleatório Moment

posted by vamp_grl_123

Ok so here is a bunch of aleatório Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: lol ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG you needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope you liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!

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Couple mais things guysshould know about girls

posted by chillyneon

1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will show mais affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when you interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when you interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if you still have a girlfriend do you know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep you up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chocolate cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.

Rent me for v dia

added by australia-101

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wrote a song * LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!*

posted by dreamcatcher321

there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are mais than this. you are bliss. you are mais than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.

You are mais than this. you are bliss. you are mais than...

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Bolder Than Pride

posted by Hellowittykitty

Completely aleatório poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that Valente hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm composição literária now
Dis, dat, and...

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Guide To Getting The Guy You Want (10 #)

posted by maddiebaby10

1.always let him talk to you about stuff he likes
2.always see what you have in common (if you do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS YOU OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask perguntas about him like his favorito color, his favorito movie or his favorito t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your favorito clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your favorito filmes and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank you for leitura i hope this helps :)

On The Block Episode 25

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, you already said that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minutos later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...