1. Ask people to be your fan. Seriously, if you're gonna do that, you might as well tell everybody you're a whore.
2. Troll. If you troll, you will be banned in 10 segundos flat and nobody will feel sorry for you when you whine about your old account being banned.
3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take you seriously.
4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape you with hate if you say rude things.
5. Be anything like dudelol17.