For people that hate stereotypes.
1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
15. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
16. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
17. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
18. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
19. I take (or used to take) ANIT-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be CRAZY.
20. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
21. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
22. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
23. I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire, screaming like a savage.
24. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
25. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
26. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
27. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
28. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
29. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
30. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
31. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
32. I FELL IN amor WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
33. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
34. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
35. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
36. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
37. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
38. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
39. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
40. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
41. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
42. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
43. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
44. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
45. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
46. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
47. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
48. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
49. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
50. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
51. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
52. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
53. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
54. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
55. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
56. I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
57. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
58. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
59. I'm BLACK so I MUST amor fried chicken and kool-aid.
60. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
61. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly
62. I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
63. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and encontro, data only other punks
64. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
65. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
66. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
67. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe jesus WUZ A BROTHA
68. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
69. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
70. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
71. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
72. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
73. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
74. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
75. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
76. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
77. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
78. I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
79. I'm BLACK, so I MUST amor melancia
80. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
81. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
82. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
83. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
84. I don't like the sun, so I MUST be albino
85. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST amor to drink and party.
86. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
87. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
88. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
89. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
90. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
91. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
92. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
93. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
94. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
95. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
96. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
97. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
98. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
99. I'm a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
100. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
101. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
102. I draw animê so I MUST be a freak.
103. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
104. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
105. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
106. I'm WELSH so I MUST amor ovelha, ovelhas
107. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
108. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
109. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
110. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST amor hockey and beavers.
111. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
112. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
113. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
114. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
115. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, amor chá and cricket, and have bad teeth.
116. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
117. I don't like yaoi or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
118. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
119. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a árvore hugging hippy
120. I have a fã CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
121. I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
122. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
123. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
124. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
125. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
126. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
127. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
128. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
129. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
130. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
131. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
132. I amor YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
133. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
134. I DON'T CURSE (much), so I MUST be an outcast
135. I like GAMES, animê and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
136. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
137. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
138. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
139. I am STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
140. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
141. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
142. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
143. I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
144. I amor marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
145. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
146. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
147. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
15. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
16. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
17. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
18. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
19. I take (or used to take) ANIT-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be CRAZY.
20. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
21. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
22. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
23. I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire, screaming like a savage.
24. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
25. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
26. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
27. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
28. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
29. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
30. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
31. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
32. I FELL IN amor WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
33. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
34. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
35. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
36. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
37. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
38. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
39. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
40. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
41. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
42. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
43. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
44. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
45. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
46. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
47. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
48. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
49. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
50. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
51. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
52. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
53. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
54. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
55. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
56. I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
57. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
58. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
59. I'm BLACK so I MUST amor fried chicken and kool-aid.
60. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
61. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly
62. I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
63. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and encontro, data only other punks
64. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
65. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
66. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
67. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe jesus WUZ A BROTHA
68. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
69. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
70. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
71. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
72. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
73. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
74. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
75. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
76. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
77. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
78. I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
79. I'm BLACK, so I MUST amor melancia
80. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
81. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
82. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
83. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
84. I don't like the sun, so I MUST be albino
85. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST amor to drink and party.
86. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
87. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
88. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
89. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
90. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
91. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
92. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
93. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
94. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
95. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
96. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
97. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
98. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
99. I'm a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
100. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
101. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
102. I draw animê so I MUST be a freak.
103. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
104. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
105. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
106. I'm WELSH so I MUST amor ovelha, ovelhas
107. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
108. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
109. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
110. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST amor hockey and beavers.
111. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
112. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
113. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
114. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
115. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, amor chá and cricket, and have bad teeth.
116. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
117. I don't like yaoi or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
118. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
119. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a árvore hugging hippy
120. I have a fã CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
121. I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
122. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
123. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
124. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
125. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
126. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
127. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
128. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
129. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
130. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
131. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
132. I amor YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
133. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
134. I DON'T CURSE (much), so I MUST be an outcast
135. I like GAMES, animê and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
136. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
137. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
138. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
139. I am STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
140. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
141. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
142. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
143. I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
144. I amor marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
145. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
146. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
147. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
my house i usally normal and heres me
Okay, i was eating breakfast one morning when the room started to get hotter and hotter and HOTTER! It was soooo hot that i felt like there were burns all over my body. IT WAS A FRIGGIN ATOM BOMB!! See i was doing the dishes and my immature brother was running around and he accidentaly threw a platypus toy down the drain but before i found out anything went wrong IT WAS ALREDY IN THERE ALL JAMMED UP VERY GOOD!!!! So we grabbed everything that ment something to us.
I grabbed:all my clothings, my Demi Lovato cds that mean lots to me and everything in my room
My brother grabbed:books and a bumper sticker
My grandma grabbed-wait a dvd player not the best choice
But right before the atom bomb went off…………………………
I woke up in my cama realizing it was a dream.
-Offical Angelica Pickles
and heres me when badness starts
why is it people only have arguement about things
that are famouse HMMMM!
i would prefer to say how crap chocklet cake is
but know it has to be stuff that everyone likes i mean it there was only 1 dia or a week that nobody
to take the mick or the bolacha, biscoito out of anything of stuff like what is better pizza or burgers
what brings me to the conclusion what is the best
pizza or burgers
answer the pergunta be my fã write a comment and STICK TO THE conselhos I HAVE GAVE YOU AND PAST IT ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
that are famouse HMMMM!
i would prefer to say how crap chocklet cake is
but know it has to be stuff that everyone likes i mean it there was only 1 dia or a week that nobody
to take the mick or the bolacha, biscoito out of anything of stuff like what is better pizza or burgers
what brings me to the conclusion what is the best
pizza or burgers
answer the pergunta be my fã write a comment and STICK TO THE conselhos I HAVE GAVE YOU AND PAST IT ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
Brought to you by Trent-lover123
"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what you will tell me today " said the man .
"Alright but you will not like what i tell you .' 'I do not know where to begin ."
"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " said the man " i am doctor after all."
"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "
alright if you want hear mais . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
