For people that hate stereotypes.


1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals

15. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

16. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

17. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

18. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

19. I take (or used to take) ANIT-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be CRAZY.

20. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

21. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

22. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

23. I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire, screaming like a savage.

24. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

25. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

26. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

27. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

28. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

29. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

30. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

31. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

32. I FELL IN amor WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

33. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

34. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

35. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

36. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

37. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

38. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

39. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

40. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

41. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

42. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

43. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

44. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

45. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

46. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

47. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

48. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

49. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

50. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

51. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

52. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

53. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

54. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

55. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

56. I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

57. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

58. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

59. I'm BLACK so I MUST amor fried chicken and kool-aid.

60. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

61. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly

62. I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

63. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and encontro, data only other punks

64. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

65. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

66. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

67. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe jesus WUZ A BROTHA

68. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

69. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

70. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
71. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

72. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

73. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

74. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

75. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

76. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

77. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

78. I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

79. I'm BLACK, so I MUST amor melancia

80. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

81. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

82. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

83. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

84. I don't like the sun, so I MUST be albino

85. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST amor to drink and party.

86. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

87. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

88. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

89. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

90. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

91. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

92. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

93. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

94. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

95. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

96. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

97. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

98. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

99. I'm a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

100. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

101. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

102. I draw animê so I MUST be a freak.

103. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

104. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

105. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

106. I'm WELSH so I MUST amor ovelha, ovelhas

107. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

108. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

109. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

110. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST amor hockey and beavers.

111. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

112. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

113. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

114. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

115. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, amor chá and cricket, and have bad teeth.

116. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

117. I don't like yaoi or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

118. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

119. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a árvore hugging hippy

120. I have a fã CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

121. I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex

122. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

123. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

124. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

125. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

126. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

127. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

128. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

129. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

130. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

131. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

132. I amor YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

133. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

134. I DON'T CURSE (much), so I MUST be an outcast

135. I like GAMES, animê and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

136. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

137. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

138. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

139. I am STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

140. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

141. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

142. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

143. I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.

144. I amor marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

145. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

146. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

147. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake