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15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 minuto power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course you sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the topo, início off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are you discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) that I
learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me go to.

7) Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

6) The coffee machine is broken...

5) Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

4) Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!

3) Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic.

2) I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up a contact lens without my hands.

1) Amen
posted by AWESOMEGAMER22
It all starts off with a man runing from the nothwind a magic snowstorm that can freeze anything! His name was master vagard. He made magic mirrors that the snow queen who had sent the northwind had feared vary much. When he got início the northwind broke in both the master vagard and his wife was froze but there 2 children who were hideing in the closet had taken a mirror that saved them. gdsidggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu h-elp blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blublu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
you know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy natal Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight

Then how all the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nose Reindeer
You'll go down in history

Rudolph the...
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 leite With Cookies...
Milk With Cookies...
Sing to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”
Oh, you better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of abóbora pie.
Too bad you finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, you needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
You ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows you are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, you better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Nobody believes in the end of the world
A sadistic melody thunders through the air
Darkness was born, Darkness haunts, and Darkness rules
Fill this world rampant with despair with an insane love

Before time began,
there was the All spark
Like all great power,
someone wanted it for good,
others for evil.
And so began the war.

PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Now is the time to resurrect, a bloody desire called sin
PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Grasp eternal life with those hands

Nobody notices the darkness in hearts
Nobody can hear the screams from the heart
Covered in lies, controlling lies, and lies are allowed
Fill this...
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 Justin
Justin
I think Selena and Justin's drama has to stop. If they break up they have to understand that they are done, but if one of them still feel for each other than they can talk it over.But the Relationship has to stop now. Selena should stop making Justin jealous and just accept he is moving on and so does Justin beiber. He should also stop. People don't care anymore of them. People are just annoyed how they have on and off relationship. If they get back together they should at least make it last long. If they can not just deal with the relationship they should just break up for REAL! But hey! That is just my opinion.
 Selena
Selena
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Today I shall be reviewing Bionicle the Mask of Light. If you don't know Bionicles, here's a description: The Bionicles are a race of Techno-Organic beings, the good ones are known as Toa, and the bad ones are known as Makuta.

Plot: The movie starts with some neat backstory behind the Bionicles. After that, we are introduced to Jaller and Takua, who find the Mask of Light. Now it's up to them and the 6 other Toa to find it's owner, the 7th Toa.

I definitely thought this movie's plot was interesting because they actually have to look for the Toa, instead of the Toa coming to them. It's a very...
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We are never getting back together-TAYLOR SWIFT

I remember when we broke up the first time
Saying this is it, I've had enough, 'cause like
We hadn't seen each other in a month
When you, said you, needed space, what?
Then you come around again and say
Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change
Trust me, remember how that lasted for a day
I say, I hate you, we break up, you call me, I amor you

Oooh we called it off again last night
But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends talk...
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posted by nmdis
ROAR
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the barco and make a mess
So I sit quietly, agreed politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let you push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything

You held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, your hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up
Get ready cause I’ve had enough
I see it all, I see it now

Chorus:
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fogo
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me...
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posted by nmdis
"My Dilemma"
You make me so upset sometimes
I feel like I could lose my mind...
The conversation goes nowhere
Because you're never gonna take me there...

And I know, what I know
And I know you're no good for me
Yeah I know, what I know
And I know it's not meant to be

Here's my dilemma
One half of me wants ya
And the other half wants to forget
My-my-my dilemma
From the moment I met ya
I just can't get you out of my head

And I tell myself to run from you
But I find myself attracted to my dilemma,
My dilemma, it's you, it's you
Your eyes have told a thousand lies
But I believe them when they look in mine...
I heard...
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I know this is cheesy, but when I grow up, I wanna be an author. But not just ANY author. I'm mean like, 1# New York Times Best Selling author. Up there with the big kids. Rick Riordan, Ben Mikaelsen, Stephenie Meyer, Suzanne Collins. Just to name a few. xD
This is an original story I wrote. I'm promising you: I'm not stealing anyone's ideas. Okay? Now let's get this show on the road! Here's the summary:

SUMMARY:
Shakira's life was perfect. She had a wealthy loving mother and a caring father. Her younger brother and sister looked up to her and respected her privacy. She had a roof over her head,...
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 Senfinelin Forest
Senfinelin Forest
Aznr ran down the colina to the edge of the cliff. fallen trees scattered the ground and there was no sign of life. Aznr's hair blew back in the wind and memories of the past filled his head...

*Flashback*

Aznr heard a scream that rang through the forest.
Airellion! he thought, immediately recognizing his voice.
'Aznr! LightWater!' he heard the scream again.
This time he ran through the forest towards him. Aznr burst into the clearing and saw Airellion. He had an Arqueiro in his throat and one in his arm. He was surrounded por an army of goblins, all heavily armed.
'Airellion!' called Aznr.
Aznr raised...
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Logical reasons...
why Harry Potter v.s Twilight

*WARNING SPOILERS*

Hi! I'm Cinnominbubble and I have noticed the war between fandoms have been going on for a while with no clear outcome. There is a reason to this-We are stubborn. Twihards want to stick up for Stephanie Meyer, whilst Potterheads want to do the same for J. K. Rowling. But, I have noticed something. Many of our reasonings aren't exactly logical. I mean, not to be offensive, some of our strongest points are downright idiotic!(from both sides) I'd like to come up with some smarter points to help people see our side of the story, whatever...
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Brillindier, The Shadow Forest, ano 7853009

A tower of stone rises out from the hills, so tall it comes above the trees. Silver water falls over the towers from the mountainside. Elves dwell in this castle, merrily cantar and dancing in the halls, yet their king, Airune approaches, thus they fall silent. His dark ebony robes fall back behind him and his hair is in a thick braid, of which falls below his knees.
'My young servants,' Airune addresses his servants, 'what silences thee? Are ye afraid of thy king?'
'No, my lord,' a young woman under the name of Hsiviam spoke up.
Airune turned to thy...
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posted by XxLalasaysxX
*Zendaya- Scared
*Eminem- Berzerk
*Eminem- Like toy soldiers
*Zendaya- My baby
*Ellie Goulding- Burn
*Ellie Goulding- Starry eyed
*Ellie Goulding- Lights
*Miley Cyrus- Wrecking ball
*Katy Perry- Roar
*Katy Perry- Part of me
*Katy Perry- Wide awake
*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive
*Imagine Dragons- It's time
*Imagine Dragons- Demons
*Zendaya- Beat of my drum
*Zendaya- Replay
*Beyonce- Who run the world (girls)
*Ariana Grande- Baby I
*Victoria Justice- Best friend's brother
*Victoria Justice- Gold
*Chris Brown- Fine China
*Miley Cyrus- We can't stop
*Macklemore and Ryan Lewis- Can't hold us
*Psy- Gentleman
*Lmfao ft. Lil...
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posted by AlOoOosh
Born in Calgary, Canada on March 14, 1991, Rhiannon moved to Melbourne at age four when her engineer father got a job transfer. Originally planning on staying for 18 months, the family extended their visa and embraced Melbourne as their new home.

Outside of school, Rhiannon studied musical theatre, drama and dance, but at age 11 knew that atuação above all else was her ultimate passion.

Rhiannon graduated last ano from The Children’s Performing Company of Australia (after joining at age nine) and performed in musicais such as The Lion King.

Rhiannon was first seen on screens in Neighbors at...
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As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an elefante I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." said my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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