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--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a segundo look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I encontro, data just won't be as smart as I am.
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1) Pick up cat and berço it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. berço in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....
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I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THESE. ALSO CAPSLOCK
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posted by canal
(Sollux’s POV)

I woke up to Mituna composição literária around like a child in hell. “Mituna” I moaned shaking him. Nothing worked no matter how many times I shouted his name or how hard I shook him. I just sighed and turned on the light. He sat upright in cama breathing deeply. Sure that wakes him up. “I’th time to go to thcool” I said pulling off my pj shirt. “-god” I heard Mituna mutter under his breath. “What?” I asked with a raised eyebrow. “Nothing!” He said rather loudly. I shook my head and finished getting dressed. “Tholluxth, can I thtay início today?” He asked wrapped...
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Rachel’s POV:
I’m sure they are aiming at me. But, for what? There must be some idiotic reason.
“Hey NERD!!” Brittany came towards me yelling.
“Hi, Brittany” I said lifeless.
“Call me queen of the ano Brittany” she growled.
“Hi, queen of the year” I mumbled.
I wished if the conversation with her would end.
Perfect silence for some time.
They all sat in the mesa, tabela in which I was sitting.
“You aren’t beautiful. May I make you so???” Jack said with an evil smile plastered on his face.
“N-no” I made my voice to come out.
Before I could complete my sentence, he poured the coke...
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Yay! You know what? It’s my favorito hora during school, SCIENCE.
And oh yeah, I amor Science and even my Science teacher, Miss Marie Fiest. She is really an awesome teacher. Okay, I think the word “BRAINY” would describe her best.
I can understand what’s going on in your mind. Of course, she is my ROLE MODEL.
She came in and announced “Students, we are going for camping in the forest to see the insects and animals”.
“So you have to put up your own tents and you could do that in PAIRS”
What?? You mean P-A-I-R-S?? Who would come and cadastrar-se me? I’m so sure that I would be left lonely...
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posted by Noone_N
Here I stand lost in this restricting world
The unloved dark lord and lady, I am
I am the truth twister, BEWARE MY WORDS
I'm the black ovelha, ovelhas of the clan

Here I am, within your reach
Take what you want, practice what you preach
I don't need your disapproving gaze
To know my strength, this isn't a faze

Is my gender a crime?
Insulted and judged throughout time
Where did YOU go wrong? The moment you cast me out

Religion putting you down? So what.
The flor WILL bloom twice
Fear not my mind, fear not my strength, for man shall conquer all
FEAR MY MIND! FEAR MY STRENGTH!
I WILL DEFEND, I WILL DESTROY, I WILL BLOOM ONCE MORE.