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A one-shot fanficiton based on a picture I drew. Weird and humorous. Please review!

It was nighttime, probably around eight o'clock, as three penguins gathered around a mesa, tabela inside their habitat at the Central Park Zoo. On the table, there was spread out a board game, Monopoly. The penguins appeared to be playing it, rolling the dice, moving the pawns, and using the money. The weird thing was that they didn't have a banker. Instead, one of the penguins would upchuck the money that they needed. This penguin's name was Rico, a crazy psychopath, with a noticeable scar running down his face....

"Um, Skipper?" Leroy mumbled, looking at the glass fearfully. "Is that supposed to happen?"

Skipper glanced to where Leroy was pointing, his horror growing as webs of cracks began to appear on the glass. Despite the obvious danger they were in, his face only took on disbelief as he continued staring. "I have got to ask Kowalski to make the glass stronger," he said.

Kowalski stared at the growing cracks. "You know something, Skipper?"

"Yes, Kowalski?"

"This has happened twice before," noted Private.

"I was just about to say that," complained Kowalski.

Leroy looked at the three in amazement. "How are...

    It was a cold natal morning. The inhabitants of the Central Park Zoo had organized a series of natal activities for the children and wasted no time in starting the holiday fun. A chorus of happy, screaming children filled the entire zoo and were all engaged in a snowball fight with the penguins, the lemurs, Marlene.

    “Is that all you got?!” Skipper called from behind a trash can. Snowballs flew back and forth through the habitats, and it was males against females.

    Skipper spotted Marlene across the aisle and scooped...

It was high noon, and the penguins had just finished their lunch of fish. It was a Saturday, and each of them was doing their own thing. The rest of the zoo were also relaxing and enjoying their day.
Kowalski was in the lab working on his latest invention – the Salt Shaker, which made snow, not salt, much to the chagrin of Skipper who had prophesized that it was going to explode soon. Rico was outside with his water scooter and doll. Private was watching the Lunacorns. Skipper was hiding in a árvore spying on the White House.
This was one of his solo missions (he never learned from the last...

The seguinte dia It was Rico's turn to spend time with kowlaski....Rico had decided to just walk around the park with him.....

Rico couldn't say anything.....he couldn't think of anything......he just walked around and viewed the scenery with him...

Kowlaski: ......what are we doing?

Rico: kowlaksi.....do you like spending time with me...?

Kowlaski: well....I just met you all.....and I have to tell you....your the first one that isn't annoying....

Rico smiled a little and looked at him..

Rico:thanks....I guess that's a compliment....

Rico then grabbed kowlaksis flipper.

Rico:c'mon...lets try out those...

Everyone looked confused as he asked that question.... Maybe he was joking around he thought...

Rico: what are you talking about! It's us Kowaslki!

Doctor:.....

Kowalksi:I'm sorry....I don't know any of you.....

Rico:quit joking! It's not funny any more!

Rico put his fin on Kowaslkis shoulder...but he shoved it away angry and scared at the same time..

Kowaslki: leave me alone! I told you I don't know who you are! Where the hell am I anyway!

Doctor:...I was afraid of this...

Rico and skipper looked at him with confusion...

Doctor: Kowaskli....why don't you talk to this young pinguim right here....

Private...

    It was about a week later and things had pretty much gone back to normal, though Tom’s parents were still unapproving of Kari and her beliefs. Tom and Kari spent mais time at the pond outlying the village and por themselves. They enjoyed each other’s company, and they didn’t care what anybody had to say about it.

    Tom and Kari, not wanting to be in the crowd of penguins, went back to the pond and were now swimming. Tom splashed water in Kari’s face, which resulted in Kari pushing his head underwater playfully. Tom resurfaced and pushed Kari...

Day 9

“Tetrahydrozoline hydrochloride.” Dr. Corbett reported. He handed the test results over to the guard as he said: “That was the active ingredient.”

“What are the effects?”

“Well, considering the state he’s in, I’d guess he’d ingested a considerable amount. Taking this into account, I’d say we’re looking at a possible drop in body temperature, nausea with possible vomiting, and that’s only if he isn’t in a coma.”

“How long would you say he’d stay in this coma?”

“It could be up to four to five days, a week tops, or it could be a matter of hours. Depends on...

Wow, I just got the boné, cap for the fact I’ve been on here for two whole years…and since the penguins are the reason I found this spot, I’ll say this here. You don’t have to read this if you don’t want to, and if you try to denunciar this and it gets deleted, I understand, but I really wanted to write this and found it too long for the wall.

Thank you all for, well, being you. Sounds so sappy, but I write what I feel, ‘kay? Ha. Whether you are a mais recent fã or a fã from a while ago, no matter the fans/friends that have come and gone, you all are awesome, the best. This spot is different...