(^^awwwwww don't be so mean to spongebob! D: )

(in random trucker voice?) if I disliked dat sponge anymore I'd be a porkchop on a grill!
(*facepalm* I'm facepalming about my own comment *facewall*)
A random porckchop?

Oink! *howls like a wolf*

(meh don't really know how words describe howling :P)

Skipper: O.O

Skipper staring at a raw, laughing porkchop

(^^XD Sorry I can't resist LOL @ the response)

O____________O I must be dreaming....*slaps himself*

Skipper if he slapped himself awake...and he was on a roller coaster? (IDK I'm feelin random XD)

I LUV ROLLER COASTERS!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!



Kowalski after eating Private for Lunch (O_O)

(O_O indeed....)

That was nummy! Who wants seconds?! Me? Okey dokey. (O.e?)

Rico at Christmastime.

C'mon guys everyone need a Christmas hug!

Hans when he meet Marlene?

Hi Marlene! I am so happy to meet one of Skipper's little friends! :D (O.e?)

Skipper if he met Antonio?

Hi! You can have Marlene all to yourself. I never liked her.

The PoM Penguins meeting the TMNT turtles(Skipper meeting Leonardo, Kowalski meeting Donatello, Rico meeting Raphael, and Private meeting Michelangelo. TMNT is the new show on Nickelodeon if you don't know what I'm talking about.)

Skipper: Boys look it's them!
K,R&P: *gasp*
All of the Penguins: Can we have your autograph! :DDDDD
All of the Turtles: O_o This is really akward

(Next one?)

(Oooooooooopsie! Me and my head :P)

Julien after he saw that?

(^XD You're fine. You aren't the first to forget. :))

Forget autographs! I want them to touch my feet! *chases turtles*
Turtles: Keep your creepy feet away from us!
Mort: :(

Alice if she saw this?

Give me a kiss you lemur! *chases after Julien*
Julien:Nooooooo!! Help me from this creepy old lady!

Abraham Lincoln if he saw this and Skipper slapped him?

(Stealing my Abraham Lincoln story are we? XD)

Abe: Four score and seven years ago, our- *Skipper slaps him*- Ow! >:( What was that for?
Skipper: I don't care about anything BS...Before Skipper.

Skipper if Abe slapped him back? XD

(Yup.. XD Eventhough I don't remember who he is XD And LOL!! )

Skipper: Now where did you come- *Abe slaps him* Owwww! Hey what was that for? D:<
Abe: I don't care about anything AAL... After Abraham Lincoln (I think I'm copying you XD)

Chuck Charles if he saw this?

(^LOL!! XD)

CC: This is Chuck Charles and I am witnessing history. Literally.
Skipper: You do realize you're not on the air right?
CC: Yes, but I am no longer able to speak in a normal voice.
Skipper: Uh...OK the- *Abe slaps him again* Ow! Dang it, Abe! What was THAT for?!
Abe: It was fun the last time I did it, so I wanted to do it again. >:)
Skipper: T.T

Julien if he saw Abe there?

Oh my gods it's the old president dude! HEY! YOU THERE! I command you to touch the royal feet!
Turtles: O___O *slowly backs away*

Rico if Alice started kissing Abe?

Awwwwwww!!!!! So sweet!!! <3 (I DON'T THINK SO!!!! XD)

Skipper if he saw Alice and Abe kissing?

Skipper: Hey! What about me? (Skipper you aren't expecting a kiss are you? Ewwwww XDD)
Mikey: O.o Can we uhh.. Go home now?
Leo: This is getting more akward.. O_e

Kowalski if he heard Skipper saying that?

Hey, I wanna kiss too!
Raph: *To Donnie* If only April was that enthusiastic.
Mikey: Yeah, if only your girlfriend were that enthusiastic!
Donnie: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND MIKEY! She's just a girl, who's friend, who's training with Master Splinter to be a kunoichi!

Private if he heard that.

Oh, brother...I just wanna go blow stuff up. Peace out. *leaves*

Leonard if he popped out of nowhere and saw this.

(^^ LOL!! XD ^That would sound more like Rico XD)

>:( Wacha!! *kicks everyone in his sight* And that's just for fun :D
Mikey: Why are we even here anyway? :\
Leo: Don't know..Don't ask

Marlene if she saw the whole thing and Mikey slapped him (LOL What? XD)

(^XD That was the point! XDXD)

Ooh, hello sexy turtles. ;)
Skipper: :O >:l
(Me: O.O)

Kuchikukan if he showed up and saw this. (the possessed lunacorn from Operation Lunacorn Apocalypse)

OHMIGAWDIT'STHETURTLES*Faints*
Turtles: O_O

Skipper if Leo slapped him?

(^^ Hehe Skippy's jealous XDDDD ^ XDDD Looks like the Turtles got some crazy fans XD)

Slap me again!! :D (XDDDDDD This forum's getting weird XD)
Leo: O.e

Skipper if PB mysteriously pops outta nowhere

(^Well, it's a 'things they'd never say' forum, plus the fact that we fanguins suffering from new PoM episode deprivation, pretty much guarantees a weird forum.)

OHMIGAWDIT'AFAN! *Faints* (Am I over-using this?)
Mikey: Uh... Can we leave now?
Leo: Yep.
Kowalski: But we just got pizza!
Donnie: Good try, but this place is too weird.
Mikey: But they have pizza!
Raph: We're busting outta here. Come on, Mikey. *Drags Mikey, who is trying to get the pizza*

Rico if Raph kicked him on the way out (Those new eps need to come out fast! This forum is getting weirder by each post!)

(^ Yeah I agree!! Good thing new PoM eps will air at my country soon! :D Poor Mikey,he wants pizza XD .. Also poor Rico,he got kicked by Raph XD)

I wuv you! ( Rico!! What in the world has happened to you?!?!? XD)
Raph/Mikey: O.e

Private if he saw Marlene dance infront of the Turtles and him (X3 Akward Marlene XD)

(^Yeah, I have no idea where the getting kicked idea came from :P And the episode with Officer X as a fish monger hasn't aired in Asia yet, much less the new episodes.)

That... Was... AWESOME!!!!!!!! :D Do it again! (lol what?)
Turtles: O_e

Skipper if all his enemies plus all the turtles' enemies showed up wanting to kill them and all of them were allies?

(^ Yeah that episode hasn't aired in my country either,since my country's in Asia too XD But the episodes will surely has aired in US :P And LOL at Private XDDDD)

Oooooh is this a theater? Great a full house!! :D *starts dancing akwardly*
Tutles: O_o
Mikey: Hey Raph..Continue draggin' me -_-
Penguins/Marlene/Lemurs/Leonard: *claps hand like crazy* :D

Kowalski if Mort kicked him and the Turtles for no reason

AW MORT KICKED ME AND THE NICE TURTLES!!! *sobs like three year old*

Skipper if Abe slapped him again. XD

(^ XDDDDDD LOL can't breathe!! XD)

Aww come on..Slap me again!! :D
Abe: No you have to slap me first!
Skipper/Abe: No you first..No not me first you first! You first no you first no you first
Raph: What the? Hey!! *kicks Mort like a ball and continues walking away while dragging Mikey*

Everyone if the place mysteriously became like a dance club

YAY DANCE CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts dancing*
Julien: I hate dancing! *Leaves*
Turtles: We're outta here.

Kowalski if Shredder started doing the tango with him? (Shredder is from TMNT. But I guess you already guessed that :P)

(^ Of course I knew Shredder.. I watch TMNT too besides PoM :P)

*cries like a 3 year old* Mommy there's a big pussy cat with sharp claws that want's to dance horribly!!
Shredder: Pussy cat?!?!
Raph: *pushes Shredder and continues walking* Outta my way, pussy cat!
Shredder: Pussy cat!?!?!?
Raph: Yes, pussy cat!!

Everyone if they were in the sewer and lots of water floaded the sewer?

(^^^XDXD ^Gosh, Kowalski needs to suck it up! XDXDXD)

Ooh...the sewer water is so pretty.......*o* (O__O XD)

Skipper and Abe still fighting about who should slap who first. XD

Abe: If you want me to slap you, you have to give me a kiss
Skipper: No you have to give me a kiss first!
Abe/Skipper: You kiss me then slap me first,no you first, no you first, no you first ,no you first!! (XD)
Leo: Just cut it out you two!
Kowalski: Mommy!!! The big little Turtle shouted at Skipper and the weird looking guy! *cries until the sewer is floaded again*

Skipper if Marlene slapped him for no reason

(^OMP that's so wrong and hilarious at the same time! XD)

Skipper: Marlene! I wanted Abe to slap me! >:(
Marlene: So? You also wanted him to kiss you. *kisses Skipper* (XD)

Abe watching that.

Abe:NOOOOOO!!!!! *tackles Marlene* If you wanna do that to him,you have to do that to me first!!
Marlene: What the deuce!?
Skipper: Hey! *tackles Marlene too (XD)* That's my catchphrase!!
Raph: *kicks all three of them* Outta my way, goo-for-brains!
Leo: Seriously,you really need to quit kicking people..
Raph: They were in my way,Lameonardo!
Leo: Seriously,DON'T CALL ME THAT!!
Raph:Seriously,I DON'T CARE!!
Mikey: Seriously,WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
Donnie: Seriously,YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP!
Leo/Raph/Mikey: ......

Julien if someone hit him with a coconut.

(^XDXDXD LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Julien: Ooh! Coconut-ball fight! *picks up coconut and throws it at Abe*
Abe: *gets hit in head with coconut* OW! >:( *turns back to Marlene* This is your fault!
Marlene: I didn't throw it! Julien did! >:(
Skipper: I blame Leo! *tackles Leo*
Leo: WHAT DID I DO?!?! >:(
Mikey: YOU'RE SHOUTING! THAT'S WHAT!
Leo: I'M NOT SHOUTING!!
Skipper: OH SO THIS IS THE NORMAL WAY TO TALK!? GOOD TO KNOW!!!!

Mort if Julien kicked him to Anti-Antarctica (XD)

(^ Can't stop laughing XDXDXDXDXDXD LOL!!!!! Looks like shouting is the normal way to talk now x3)

Mort: I shall have revenge agaist that no-good Julien and the fools that obey his orders!! Commence Operation: The Royal Revenge!! Now my soldiers, let's tear Central Park Zoo apart and make the fools that live in it my servants and soldiers! Mwahahahaha!!! *Helicopter flies off* Soon you'll pay,Skipper.. SOON!! (Well it is called ANTI- Antartica so it's opposite XD)
Skipper(voice in the background from a really far distance): Hiiiiiiiii Mooooooooort!! :D
Mort: YOU WILL PAY!!
Mikey(voice in the backgound too) Really? Then could he pay for these pizzas?? :D (Holding 4 boxes of pizzas)
Leo: MIKEY!!
Mikey: See? That's your problem.. You always shout :3
Leo: Uhhhhh... Nevermind -____-

The Penguins,Julien,Abe,the Turtles and Marlene if Mort showed up with his army of soldiers and attacks the CPZ? (Yay for randomness and Anti-Antartica-ness! xD x3)

(^LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXD)

The penguins: YAY! Mort wants to kill us! :D :D
Julien: Mort! I have been looking for you everywhere, you silly billy! Come touch the royal feet! :D
Abe: Four score and seven years ago-
Skipper: *slaps Abe*
Abe: >:(
Leo: O.O
Mikey: *eating a piece of pizza not really caring*
Raph: What's with that crazy squirrel? O.o
Donnie: I dunno, but's he's cute even when he wants to tear us to shreds.
Marlene: Hiya Mort! You're just a bundle of precious! :D
Mort: ENOUGH!!!!!! Soldiers attack!!!!

The Penguins, Julien, Abe, the Turtles, and Marlene if Mort's army was a bunch of harmless bunnies. XD

(^ LOL!!!! XD The Penguins are so out of the minds! And LOL Harmless bunnies!! XDXDXD)

Skipper: *bunny touches him* Aaaaaaaaaaaah the pain!! The horror!!
Kowalski: DIE BUNNIES!!! *holds up Bazooka* (Looks like Kowalski's 3-years-old days are over XD)
Rico: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *runs away crying like a little baby* (Looks like Rico's got Kowalski's 3-years-old influenza XDXD)
Private: Grrrrrrrrr... *grabs Leo and hits the bunnies with him*
Julien: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Mooooooooooort! :D
Abe: Pen-gyou-ins! (XD)
Leo:Ow hey! I didn't knew you were so strong *Private bonks the bunnies with him* Owww let me go!! >:(
Raph: Just a bunch of stupid harmless bunnies.. *tries to kick one of the bunnies and "accidentally" hit's Leo's head* Oooops sorry that was an "accident" >:)
Mikey: *some bunnies grab his boxes of pizza* Hey!! Come back here with my pizza! >:O *chases after the bunnies*
Donnie: Awwwwww so cute!! But technically they could be dangerous O_O *holds up bostaff*
Marlene: BUNNIES!! >:O *goes crazy*
Mort: O_O

The Penguins, Julien, Abe, the Turtles, and Marlene if the bunnies were mutant

(^OMP I can't stop laughing! XDXDXD)

Skipper: Ooh...bunny! *pets bunny*
Bunny: *growls*
Kowalski: *hacks up another bazooka* (LOL, what? XD) Keep dying bunnies!!!!! >:D
Rico: *sucks imaginary thumb* (XD)
Private: Hey, Mikey, there any more of that pizza?
Mikey: Nope, the bunnies took it.
Private: Oh, okay then. *grabs chainsaw* GIMME MY PIZZA BUNNIES!!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Mikey: O__O
Abe: *filming the whole thing* (XD)
Julien: *trying to get Mort to touch his feet*
Leo: *hiding behind a trash can hiding from Private* (XD)
Raph: *playing a game on a cell phone* Die zombies! >:D
Donnie: *eats popcorn*
Marlene: *hits bunnies with Spanish guitar*

Mort if Julien finally got him to touch his feet

( XDXDXDXDXD Oh my gizzles!!! That was TOTALLY randomly weirdly awesomely akwardly funniest scene I've read!! Oh help me I'm dying of laughter!! XDXDXD I think I should make an appearance once so I don't hurt myself laughing! XDXDXD Kowalski switched bodies with Rico! :O XD Private switched with Rico too! Leo is being a total not-him like! XD Raph, where did ya get that cell phone? :O Did ya took mine!! >:O XD Donnie,looks like he's enjoying the show XD Marlene, you switched with Rico too? :O XD Now for the grand finale of the show! :3 *Warning: Long scene*)

Mort: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU WILL PAY,JULIEN!! YOU WILL PAY!!! *mysteriously dissapears*
Julien: Okay..Bye bye :3
Skipper: *starts crying* (The 3-year-old influenza is contagious! Run away! :O XD)
Kowalski: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I didn't get his autograph!! *runs away crying* ( See what I mean? XD)
Rico: *still sucking imaginary thumb*
Mikey: *on the bell thingy* Get back here! >:O *bunnies mysteriously dissapears too**pizza falls on him* Aw man! *licks pizza* Mmmmm!
Private: *holding chainsaw* Come back here with the pizzas! *chases after Mikey*
Mikey: *runs away* But it's mine! D:
Leo: *sees Mikey and Private* Just like Mikey and Raph :P
Raph: NOOOOOO!! I was just about to make a highscore!! D:<
Donnie: That. Was. AMAZING!!! Great acting everyone!! The show was fantastic!! :D
Marlene: *hits Donnie with Spanish guitar* Of course we're good, nerd brain!
Donnie: Owww *rubs head* At least just a thank you will do >.<
Marlene: You're welcome! :D
Donnie: Noooo... -_-"
Abe: *stops filming* That. Was beautiful *sniff* *wipes tear*
CP: *snatches film thingy from Abe* MWAHAHAHAHA!! Finally,the most amazingly weird ,yet awesome filming is mine!! >:D *runs away with film thingy while laughing crazily*
Everyone: O_O
Abe: Hey give it back!! I was just about to air it on TV! >:(
CP: NEVAH!!!
Leo: Looks like we all learn a valuable lesson.. But I don't know what it is
Raph: Gee,thanks for sharing that with the world, Leo! *flipflop hits him* Owww hey who did that!! >:O
CP: And I don't know why I did that, Raphy!! :P

The Penguins if the Turtles suddenly show up when they're on a mission at Egypt (Remember this XD And finally the awesomest film..Finally mine!! *plays film* C'mon! Let's watch it with me! Everyone can watch it! :D)

(^LOL!!! AW CP YOU GAVE ME HICCUPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXD *watches film with you but annoys you with my hiccups* XD)

Skipper: Oh hi nice amphibians! Would you like to lead my mission! :D
Rico: Actually reptiles.
Kowalski: :)
Private: Eh, they bore me.
Leo: Hey! >:(
Donnie: I'm not your mother. :/
Private: Not THAT kind of bore! >:(
Kowalski: :)
Raph: How do penguins survive the heat and dryness of Egypt anyway?
Mikey: Well, technically turtles aren't supposed to be able to either.
Raph: Oh right....
Kowalski: :)
Skipper: Lead my mission!!!!! DX

(I really don't know. XD)

Skipper if Leo agreed to lead the mission.

(XDXD LOL at the Skipper screaming to Leo to lead Skipper's mission XD And what;s with Kowalski? He's always smiling :/ And Rico could talk?! :O And hey,stop hiccuping! I'm trying to watch this awesome film! :P)

Skipper: Yaaaaaaay!! *lays back on a chair* Go ahead.. I'll catch up with you later B)
Leo: O_e Oh no you're coming with too! *grabs Skipper's foot and continues on the mission thingy followed by the others**stood up and says dramaticly* Gentlemen, I have a bold and daring plan. You must obey my orders no matter what happens-
Others: *yawn* *already left*
Leo: *notice the others already went on the mission* Hey guys! C'mon wait up! Or there'll be a slipper on your face!! D:< *follows the others*

(Doesn't seem like "Things they'd never say" huh? :P)

The others if Leo and Skipper ordered to go inside a mystifiying pyramid

(^XDXDXD *hiccup* :) *hiccup* :) *hiccup* >:) XD)

Kowalski: :) (:P XD)
Rico: Boring! *reads book about unicorns*
Private: *grabs chainsaw* I'm in!!! >:D *runs into pyramid*
Skipper/Leo: O.O
Raph: *snores*
Mikey: Does this thing come with a bathroom?
Donnie: Very classy, Mike.
Mikey: What? I really have to go! DX
Julien: *pops up out of nowhere* Hello penguins! Have any of you seen Mort? I've been trying to get him to touch my feet all day! DX

(I really don't know anymore. XD)

Skipper if Julien slapped him. XD

(^ XDXDXD I didn't know hiccups could be so annoying! *covers ears with pillows* XDXD And have you realized we were the only ones commenting in this forum on this time :P XD)

Awwww... :(
Abe: *slaps Skipper* (XDXD)
Skipper: :(
Kowalski: :)
Skipper: >:(
Mikey: What's with all the emoticons :/
Abe: *slaps Mikey* (XD :P)
Mikey: >:O Hey this is all your fault! *looks at Kowalski*
Kowalski: :)
Donnie: Umm hello? *waves hand infront of Kowalski* You alive?
Kowalski: >:( *grabs Leo and throws him away* I'm alive you lizard! >:)
Raph: Donnie said that not Leo.. Not that I'm complaining or anything >:)
Mikey: *riding on a skateboard ontop of the pyramid* Check it out,dudes! :D
Abe: *slingshots a rock at Mikey's skateboard* >:)
Mikey: NOOOOOO *stumbles to Skipper hitting him* This is your fault! *looks at Skipper*
Skipper: Nanananananananananana BANANA!!! :DDDDDDDDDD
Julien: Mort!!!!!!!!!! *rides on Raph* Yeeeee haw!! Imma ridin' this horsey!! (XDXD)
Raph: You're heavier than you look O_e"
Julien: Why thank you, horsey! ;) Now.. Mush!!
Skipper: I wanna ridin' this horsey too! :D *jumps on Raph's back*
Raph: You two are really heavy O.e" *falls on Donnie*
Private: Where's that Leo? I thought he's leading the mission >:P *looks up* Look at that, is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Raph: No it looks like the Sun to me -__-
*Everyone looks up*
Leo: *flying,wearing a cape* No it is I, Super Leo!! Here to save the world!! B)
Rico: Sooo pretty! *o* (OMGizzles XD)

Kowalski if Leo picked him up and flew up in the sky

WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Mommy, the big scary frog is scaring me!(The 3 year old influzea is back! EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!! LOL)

Julien if Abe and Mikey started slapping him simeutanueosly(sp?)

(OMG I gotta get off these forums before I die of laughter! XDXD ^^*HICCUP!!!* *HICCUP!!!!* XDXDXD)

Julien: Ouch that hurt...Do it again! :D
Abe: No! You only get one slap.
Julien: *lip quivers* :(

(I HONESTLY do NOT know. XD)

Skipper if Abe slapped him in the back of the head.

Do that again! :D
Abe: NO!
Julien: Then slap me again!
Abe: NO!

Private if he walked into a booby trap that was in the pyramid