When you’re depressed, what do you do?
I look for help in many places, but I don’t always find it. So what do you do?
Sure, Kowalski’s science is helpful, but I don’t always understand it.
Sure, Rico’s regurgitation is useful, but I don’t always need it.
Sure, Private’s sweet view of life is encouraging, but I don’t always believe it.
So when you’re depressed, what do you do?
I keep looking.
Sure, Maurice’s serving is loyal, but that doesn’t always help me.
Sure, Sad-Eyes’ foot hugging is amusing, but I don’t always like it.
Sure, Ring-Tail’s partying is annoying, but I don’t always get bothered.
So when you’re depressed, what do you do?
I keep looking.
Sure, Bushy-Tail makes me feel smarter, but I don’t always need that.
Sure, Phil’s leitura skills are handy, but I don’t always ask him.
Sure, Mason’s translation helps, but I don’t always want it.
So when you’re depressed, what do you do?
Sometimes, you just need a friend who has no special talent, except making you feel special.
And I know just who that friend is.
Marlene.
So when I’m depressed, what do I do?
I go to the otter.
The lontra who always has a down-to-earth explanation.
The lontra who comforts me when I’m sad.
The lontra who saves me when I’m in trouble.
The lontra who wants to see me smile.
The lontra who wants to see me laugh.
The lontra who wants to see me less paranoid.
The lontra who has dedicated herself to our friendship.
That’s what I do, when I’m depressed.
I look for help in many places, but I don’t always find it. So what do you do?
Sure, Kowalski’s science is helpful, but I don’t always understand it.
Sure, Rico’s regurgitation is useful, but I don’t always need it.
Sure, Private’s sweet view of life is encouraging, but I don’t always believe it.
So when you’re depressed, what do you do?
I keep looking.
Sure, Maurice’s serving is loyal, but that doesn’t always help me.
Sure, Sad-Eyes’ foot hugging is amusing, but I don’t always like it.
Sure, Ring-Tail’s partying is annoying, but I don’t always get bothered.
So when you’re depressed, what do you do?
I keep looking.
Sure, Bushy-Tail makes me feel smarter, but I don’t always need that.
Sure, Phil’s leitura skills are handy, but I don’t always ask him.
Sure, Mason’s translation helps, but I don’t always want it.
So when you’re depressed, what do you do?
Sometimes, you just need a friend who has no special talent, except making you feel special.
And I know just who that friend is.
Marlene.
So when I’m depressed, what do I do?
I go to the otter.
The lontra who always has a down-to-earth explanation.
The lontra who comforts me when I’m sad.
The lontra who saves me when I’m in trouble.
The lontra who wants to see me smile.
The lontra who wants to see me laugh.
The lontra who wants to see me less paranoid.
The lontra who has dedicated herself to our friendship.
That’s what I do, when I’m depressed.
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Who is this.
User: I'm Fred.
Cleverbot: You're fred?
User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.
Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?
User: How do I know I'm not lying?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Person, place, or thing?
User: What?
Cleverbot: So how would you define yourself? Are you yourself because of your actions, or are your actions based on who you are?
User: I'm a squirrel.
Cleverbot: Yes you are a squirrel.
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What's funny?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Um good. I guess.
Cleverbot: You're hopeless...
User: oi that's what Granny tells me!
Cleverbot: *facepalm*
User: Why are you hitting yourself?
Cleverbot: Who is this.
User: I'm Fred.
Cleverbot: You're fred?
User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.
Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?
User: How do I know I'm not lying?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Person, place, or thing?
User: What?
Cleverbot: So how would you define yourself? Are you yourself because of your actions, or are your actions based on who you are?
User: I'm a squirrel.
Cleverbot: Yes you are a squirrel.
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What's funny?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Um good. I guess.
Cleverbot: You're hopeless...
User: oi that's what Granny tells me!
Cleverbot: *facepalm*
User: Why are you hitting yourself?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. oi KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer por my side.. Want a round?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then mover back a bit because I have a lemon..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't you crawl into a #pantry and die already..
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. oi KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer por my side.. Want a round?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then mover back a bit because I have a lemon..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't you crawl into a #pantry and die already..