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Hawkeye told Pete about the passenger that would not get on their train.

Pete: Why not?
Hawkeye: We don't know. Coffee Creme said hi to him, and now he just wants to wait for the seguinte train.
Pete: Well get that pónei, pônei onto your train now, and do not leave until he gets on.
Hawkeye: Ok. *walks to engine* Coffee Creme, you get the pony, and tell him to get on.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: *Waits por engine*
Coffee Creme: *talking to pony*
Hawkeye: *waiting*
Overweight pony: *walks away*
Coffee Creme: He's going to take a taxi cab, and leave. I don't understand that fat ass.
Hawkeye: What did you call him?
Coffee Creme: Nothing really, just fat ass.
Hawkeye: Ugh, Coffee Creme! Sometimes, you're a disrespectful retard!

Then suddenly, a tear came out of Coffee Creme's eye.

Coffee Creme: Peirce?
Hawkeye: What?!
Coffee Creme: You hurt my feelings. *cries*
Hawkeye: I didn't mean to, it's just you gotta learn how to be nice. Where did you learn to say something like that?
Coffee Creme: Gordon! He called me fuck face.
Hawkeye: Alright, wait in the engine, I'm going to talk to that pony. *runs off*
Coffee Creme: *goes into engine*
Overweight pony: *Waiting for taxi*
Cab driver: *passes*
Overweight Pony: Really?! Is this cuz I'm fat?!
Cab driver 2: *About to pass overweight pony*
Overweight Pony: HEY, STOP!
Cab Driver 2: *floors it*
Overweight pony: Aw, fuck you!
Hawkeye: *arrives* Having trouble getting a cab?
Overweight pony: *sighs* Yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, I want to apologize about my friend's behaviour. Some one was giving her a rough time, and what she did will not happen again.
Overweight pony: Ok. Let's get to the train then.
Hawkeye: *opens door to station* After you.
Overweight pony: *walks past door*

After walking for 30 seconds, the two ponies got to their train.

Coffee Creme: *Goes to overweight pony* I am so sorry!
Overweight pony: I know.
Hawkeye: Get back in the engine Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *Gets in engine*

After the three friends got in the train, it left the station.

seguinte day

Gordon: *walking to train yard*
Hawkeye: Hey!
Gordon: What do you want?
Hawkeye: You. *grabs chain*
Gordon: What's with the chain?
Hawkeye: I'll be asking the questions. What did you do to Coffee Creme two days ago?
Gordon: Go screw yourself!

The rest is going to be violent, and left out of the story

The End.

On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails

Something terrible happens
"W-Where did he go",asked Fluttershy.

"I don't know", said the princess.

"I'll find him", said arco iris, arco-íris Dash.

"No, Rainbow, we must locate the Elements of Harmony", said Twilight.

"Fine", said arco iris, arco-íris as she crossed her arms.

As Twilight and the Mane 5 ran out, Princess Celestia called, "Good luck, my little ponies!"

Outside, Discord had already started his chaos. The dia and night kept switching, the ground turned into soap, and buildings were flying in midair.

Discord was sitting in a trono in the air, laughing evilly.

"Where are the Elements", asked Twilight.

"I have them."

"Give them to us."

"Now...
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Pony)
Twilight Sparkle: I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me
Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun
Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong
Fluttershy: Sharing kindness,
Twilight Sparkle: It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do you know you're all my very best friends?
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Twilight Sparkle: When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not...
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