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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye told Pete about the passenger that would not get on their train.

Pete: Why not?
Hawkeye: We don't know. Coffee Creme said hi to him, and now he just wants to wait for the seguinte train.
Pete: Well get that pónei, pônei onto your train now, and do not leave until he gets on.
Hawkeye: Ok. *walks to engine* Coffee Creme, you get the pony, and tell him to get on.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: *Waits por engine*
Coffee Creme: *talking to pony*
Hawkeye: *waiting*
Overweight pony: *walks away*
Coffee Creme: He's going to take a taxi cab, and leave. I don't understand that fat ass.
Hawkeye: What did you call him?
Coffee Creme: Nothing really, just fat ass.
Hawkeye: Ugh, Coffee Creme! Sometimes, you're a disrespectful retard!

Then suddenly, a tear came out of Coffee Creme's eye.

Coffee Creme: Peirce?
Hawkeye: What?!
Coffee Creme: You hurt my feelings. *cries*
Hawkeye: I didn't mean to, it's just you gotta learn how to be nice. Where did you learn to say something like that?
Coffee Creme: Gordon! He called me fuck face.
Hawkeye: Alright, wait in the engine, I'm going to talk to that pony. *runs off*
Coffee Creme: *goes into engine*
Overweight pony: *Waiting for taxi*
Cab driver: *passes*
Overweight Pony: Really?! Is this cuz I'm fat?!
Cab driver 2: *About to pass overweight pony*
Overweight Pony: HEY, STOP!
Cab Driver 2: *floors it*
Overweight pony: Aw, fuck you!
Hawkeye: *arrives* Having trouble getting a cab?
Overweight pony: *sighs* Yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, I want to apologize about my friend's behaviour. Some one was giving her a rough time, and what she did will not happen again.
Overweight pony: Ok. Let's get to the train then.
Hawkeye: *opens door to station* After you.
Overweight pony: *walks past door*

After walking for 30 seconds, the two ponies got to their train.

Coffee Creme: *Goes to overweight pony* I am so sorry!
Overweight pony: I know.
Hawkeye: Get back in the engine Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *Gets in engine*

After the three friends got in the train, it left the station.

seguinte day

Gordon: *walking to train yard*
Hawkeye: Hey!
Gordon: What do you want?
Hawkeye: You. *grabs chain*
Gordon: What's with the chain?
Hawkeye: I'll be asking the questions. What did you do to Coffee Creme two days ago?
Gordon: Go screw yourself!

The rest is going to be violent, and left out of the story

The End.

On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails

Something terrible happens
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 Azure's first transformation
Azure's first transformation
When born, Azure was a normal changeling. She was born on May 24, to Zap (her father) and Crescent (her mother). They named her Azure because she loved the color blue.

When she was about 6 years old, she noticed that her father was disappearing regularly. When she asked her mother, she explained that he was going to pónei, pônei towns to do missions for the queen and collect mais power. Azure was very interested. Her father noticed, and showed Azure how to transform. Azure tried very hard to change her appearance, but no matter what she tried, she couldn't change a thing. Her family assumed that she...
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posted by pikachu700
*murdershy enters the shed*
me: *be's quiet*
*murdershy leaves*
me: phew that was a close one *exits*
me: ugh my arm is broke
*try's to call a helicopter but my phone is broke*
*derpy enters*
me: Derpy! how did you get here?
Derpy: i just wandered into the forest i guess
me: do you know how to get out of the forest?
Derpy: yeah jut follow me
Pinkie pie and murdershy: your never leaving this forest
me: RUN DERPY RUN
*both runs for there lives while pinkie pie and murdershy chases them*
to be continued for pt 5
posted by Mylittlecute12
When mane6 were doing there own business when they all heard evil laughing. Twilight: who's there!
Discord:its me (evil laughing)
twilight:oh so its u discord! i knew it!
Discord: why i don't like being a filly (evil laughing)
twilight: i can't cause i grew up and why are u asking me!
Discord: cause of this! (makes twilight a filly)
filly twilight: hey!!
Discord: just to tell u when this hourglass is out of sand u will be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!!! (evil laughing)
filly twilight: no no!!!!!
Discord: now to do the same with ur friends!!!!!!!

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1. Scootaloo is chicken
Origin::
At S1E17 (Stare Master) CMC is helping Fluttershy rescue her chickens back. When on way. maçã, apple Bloom teases Scootaloo as "Chicken". This thing annoys Scootaloo very much. This thing start spreading many sites such Memebase, Know Your Meme and more. Many fãs are creating silly imagens e.g.: comida which chicken flavoured, areleady photoshopped por switching the chicken with Scootaloo.

More info in: link

2. Rarity is marshmallow
Origin:
Due her casaco color, she known to be marshmallow por fans. fãs makes many fanart like a marshmallow with Rarity's mane.

More info in:link...
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