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Everypony was shouting once Cotton Swirls and her friends got out. "This is terrible!"said Score Heights. They saw queen Chrysalis using her dark magic to destroy every house in Ponyville. Score Heights went running to her and then told queen Chrysalis,"Why would you do this to us? We don't deserve this!" queen Chrysalis just chuckled and said,"I don't think you remember what happened at the wedding. I had my chance to get married with him. Now I give payback!" Score Heights looked up and she saw Princess Celestia.

"Princess Celestia!"said Score Heights. "Go get your friends and gather them at my castle,now."said Princess Celestia. Score Heights told all of her friends and then they ran to the carriage.

When they got to the castle,she started explaining things to them. "Queen Chrysalis has returned,again. We need your help to stop her from ruining Christmas. She does not like any things similar to love. Since the mane 6 are in Manehattan,they will not be able to help. So I am counting on you."she said. "I can take her down just like a tumbling tree!"said Meani Otenbasan. "We will not let you down!"said Peppermint. "Let's go."said Cotton Swirls.

When they reached Ponyville,it was chaos. The Changelings came near Shadow Blitz,but he was bucking them off with his back legs. "That ought to show you a lesson!"he told the Changelings. Peppermint was punching them even if she wasn't a violent pony. "I'm sorry!"she said. Azura Alor was helping Meani Otenbasan slap all of them. "This is so fun!"they both said. The Changelings were disappearing into dust. Score Heights was finishing some off while she was kicking them very hard. Cotton Swirls and Sparkling tide brought a canhão and put Cotton Swirls inside to shoot her at the Changelings. They all dissapeared. "That was easy!"said Score Heights.

queen Chrysalis had aguardente de maçã por her. "This was such a good idea!"she said.

To be continued....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's car
Nikki's car
Episode 11: Traffic Control

Special guest star: Nikki West from Jade_23

Nikki stopped on Green Drive, seguinte to the auto shop.

 Nikki is drag racing a pónei, pônei in this car
Nikki is drag racing a pónei, pônei in this car


Nikki: *Sees the pónei, pônei in his car* Enjoy that car while you can. It'll be mine once this race is over.
Pony 49: We'll see about that. From here to exit 7 on the round freeway.
Nikki: You're on!

After three seconds, the ponies took off.

Nikki: *Passes under the highway bridge, then the railroad crossing, as she looks back at the pónei, pônei racing her* You picked the wrong pónei, pônei to race.
Pony 49: *Passes the railroad crossing, then starts to...
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my little pony - a amizade é mágica
posted by SomeoneButNoone
-Somewhere around April-

Jake - *walk down streets*
Pony - Yo nice delorean!
Driver - I know right.
Jake - Tch. Rich and their fancy cars.
Lilly - oi Jake! What's up!
Jake - Nothing much bought some stuff now walking back to house. And you?
Lilly - My friend and I were out for some pizza.
Jake - Neat.
Lilly - I know right!

-After the war the Russian scum ran away to Equestria making it filled with Mafia and stuff. People were sick of it.-

-3 days later-

Jake - oi Lilly wanna go to the part?
Lilly - Sure, always with you.
Jake - Cool!

-It was first time I killed.-

Jake - *knocks to doors*
Lilly - *mumbles*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sky was starting to turn dark as arco iris, arco-íris Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.

Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought mais guns, ammo, water, and food.

Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back por now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell you A,J, but, I think your friend-
Rainbow Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are you okay?
Rainbow Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is...
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Twilight: If somebody had told me when I was a blank flank that one dia I'd give a speech to a class at Celestia's School of Magic, I wouldn't have believed it, but.. I hope that I have been up to the task, because I can tell that all of you are and that the future of Equestrian magic is in good hooves.

Spike: (sarcastically) Wow, hehe. That was even better than the first eleven times.

Twilight: Eh, I don't know, Spike. I'd like to be able to get through the whole speech without looking at the cards.

Spike: Come on, Twilight! You can't be nervous about giving a speech to a bunch of magic students!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 2, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Inside the station with everyone* Okay. There's thirteen of us. I will be the referee, and the rest of you must choose your teams. Pierce Hawkins, and Nocturnal Mirage are team captains.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Gets in front of everyone with Mirage* My first pick, Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Yay. *Runs to Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Mirage: Why did I have the feeling you would choose her?
Hawkeye: Because she's my wife.
Mirage: Dan, you're on my team.
Dan: I am very pleased por this. *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Stylo,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy and Jeff returned to the yards in time to see Hawkeye arrive in a freight train with Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Stops seguinte to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: Well it looks like Percy and Jeff just got back from fixing track.
Hawkeye: Let's ask them how it went.
Stylo: I'll do that, you go uncouple these engines from the freight cars.
Hawkeye: I did that last time. You do it!
Jeff: *Uncouples the engines from the freight cars with his magic*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Looking at Jeff*
Jeff: Neither of you wanted to do it,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their friends about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

By the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did you get to cadastrar-se the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the dia the auction took place, it was...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.



Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they amor a guy with name Adolf and surname...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia interrogate the pónei, pônei in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He said he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill you two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the rua from the train station around 9 O' Clock....
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Sean and arco iris, arco-íris Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one mais thing we need. *Opens the tronco, porta-malas of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: You must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! You didn't vote for me?!

Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.

Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!

Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help por mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! You could have actually won this election if you just listened to me. You wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.

Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).

AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.

Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.

Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).

Sweetie Belle: What about now?

Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.

Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.

AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.