R.I.P
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't you gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told you when you were in there, or were you so busy playing holier-than-thou you started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?
#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) YOU GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty fuck-up. See you around.
#4:
Ray: Who do you think you're bullshitting?
Johnny: A touro shitter. [laughing with Jim]
#5:
Lawyer: You better have a good lawyer, pal.
Johnny: Yeah? Well, in my books, the only good lawyer is a dead one.
Lawyer: Uhh... okay?
Johnny: Put the brakes on your case against Dave Grossman or you'll be one good fucking lawyer, dude.
#6:
Johnny: (shooting) Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
#7:
Johnny: Good. Hey, let me ask you something... Do you really enjoy life?
Leavis: I don't really know what you mean, sir.
Johnny: I mean, does serving all these rich morons, you know... smell of money and all that stuff, you know, does that make you happy?
Leavis: Yes, sir, something like that. And tell me, sir, are you happy? I mean, has giving the man the, err, finger, really satisfied some inner urge within you, sir?
Johnny: Well, I think what I've learned is that there's always a man, dude. He just wears a different uniform.
#8:
Johnny: Nothing like selling some dope to let you know your alive!
#9:
Johnny: (yelling at Trevor) We all get high! WE ALL GET HIGH!.. But that don't make it right!
#10:
Johnny; (shooting) I DON'T CARE IF I DIE!!
Featuring another Fanfiction.net friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..
#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:
Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight you are not quite sure what he is about or how dangerous he is although you have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a mais mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
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#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:
Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight you are not quite sure what he is about or how dangerous he is although you have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a mais mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy you guys enjoyed even mais then I "thought" you people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies por an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fã fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy you guys enjoyed even mais then I "thought" you people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies por an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fã fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my avatar photo, can clearly guess who my favorito Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story por him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The título is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story por him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The título is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
Vaas
I know I did this kinda list before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..
Mine has imagens so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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Mine has imagens so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
