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seguinte time you're at Wal-Mart, try these things!

1. Take a bunch of condoms then put them in aleatório people's carts

2. Take Skittles the throw them at people screaming "Taste the Rainbow!"

3. Grab as many bouncy balls as you can then throw them down the isle and scream "Pikachu, I choose you!"

4. When the loud speaker comes on assume the fetal position and yell "Oh, no! It's those voices again!"

5. Hide in clothing racks then say "Pick me! Pick Me!" when someone walks by.

6. When 2 people are in front of you run past them screaming "Red Rover, Red Rover send (insert name here) right over!"

7. Run around the store looking confuse and scream "I thought this place had Rollbacks! Where are the people rolling on their backs?"

8. Make up a bunch of aleatório product names then ask a new employee this; "Do you have (Insert word here) here? Cuz, I don't see them!"

9. Run around the store suspiciously humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

10. Grab a blanket and put it around your neck and say; "I'm Batman! Come on Robin, to the Bat-Cave!"