topo, início 10 TERRIBLE Smartphone Game Ports

Sonic the Hedgehog - Sonic: (Runs real fast) Yeah, I am the fastest thing alive
Robotnik: Oh, are you, Sonic. Then prove it por catching me
Sonic: Ha, anyone can catch you, you fat bastard
Robotnik: Oh yeah, then catch me if you can (Runs off) (Sonic chases Robotnik) (Robotnik runs faster as Sonic gets mais tired) (Sonic falls onto the ground in fatigue)
Sonic: WHAT THE FU-

Street Fighter - Announcer: Round One. Fight
Ryu: Haduken (Fires Ha-Du-Ken) (Guile dodges)
Guile: Sonic Boom (Sonic Boom from Sonic CD plays)
Ryu: What the-
Guile: Oh, wait. Sorry..... SONIC BOOM (Fires Sonic Boom and hits...

Final fantasia 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't...

I will start out this review por saying that Naughty Dog has created what is easily among the worst games I have ever played. The gameplay and graphics in Uncharted are horrendous and the atmosphere is terrible. The controls are very loose and the story is lousy.

...That's what I WOULD say, if I were a guy who played the game in a mental asylum.

Because the truth is, Uncharted is one of the greatest games I have ever played. The gameplay and graphics in Uncharted are highly entertaining and beautiful, respectively. The atmosphere around you is so realistic, at times you think you could reach right...

oi guys! TheDannyMan here. I decided to start composição literária a small series of articles, where I like to express my opinions on everything video games. I might do mais artigos like this one, I might write a couple of reviews, etc. Everything I like to talk about regarding video games, I'll talk about rrrright here!!

Now, to explain what kind of games I'll be talking about here... The games on this list will all be good games, but had a combat system that sucked eggs. I apologize for a couple of entries on my list, because they're both games with a huge fanbase... Sorry if I pissed you off. ^^'

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