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ARE YOU ALWAYS BORED? ARE YOU TIRED OF DOING NOTHING WHATSOGODDAMNEVER? DO YOU WANTS SOME
MOTHER F**KING FUN!?
WELL LOOK NO FURTHER ASSHAT, BECAUSE WE'RE SELLING
VIDEO GAAAAAAAMES!
A TOTAL TRIP DOWN LSD LAND!
ACTION! ADVENTURE! ROMANCE!
YEAH, WE'RE F**KING WITH YOU!
GRAPHICS SO AMAZING YOU'LL PISS YOUR PANTS!
YEAH, WE'RE LYING! ;D
AND ACTION SO BLAND YOU'LL THINK cinderela IS EPIC AS S**T!
GAMEPLAY THAT MAKES YOU WISH YOU WERE USING THE RESTROOM
BECAUSE AFTER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, YOU'LL VOMIT EVERYWHERE
GUARANTEED!
AND IF YOU CAN GET TO OUR STORE IN THE seguinte .000001 SECONDS, WE WON'T RIP YOU OFF por 100 DOLLARS!
SO DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T F**K WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!
ONLY AT THE LAMEST GAMING STORE EVER!
YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY THE NAME!
THE LAMEST GAMING STORE EVER!
WHERE WE GET THE ABSOLUTE LATEST AND GREATEST GAMES
A CENTURY LATER!
ONLY AT THE LAMEST GAMING STORE EVER
WHERE WE ONLY ACCEPT 1,000 DOLLARS BILLS!
AND THEY BETTER BE REAL OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERF**KER!
GO TO HELL!
ONLY AT THE LAMEST GAMING STORE EVER! WHERE WE PAY YOU FOR BREATHING, WALKING, AND EVEN LIVING
GUARANTEED! ;D
ORU POHNE NUBMER-666-2169
So at this point, I’m going to assume indie games with a chill cyberpunk bar setting that has drink mixing mini-games is going to become its own niche genre. VA-11 HALL-A was the best of that genre, but I guess we can assume the 2nd topper for it would be The Red Strings Club.
The Red Strings Club is an interactive indie título where you play as a bartender named Donovan and occasionally his favorito customer, best friend, and possible gay lover, Brandeis, as you go through the story of a corporate empire wanted to change the world for the better, which in short takes away their ability...
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The Red Strings Club is an interactive indie título where you play as a bartender named Donovan and occasionally his favorito customer, best friend, and possible gay lover, Brandeis, as you go through the story of a corporate empire wanted to change the world for the better, which in short takes away their ability...
