Twilight Funnies

Edward Cullen

I have a private island. Wanna see it?

“Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”

Cullen. Edward Cullen.

Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.

I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a início run with you.

“I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?”

“Have you been drinking? Or do I intoxicate you?”

Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

“My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.”

Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Jacob Black
I...

Hey everyone! Thanks for all the comments. I'm just going to stop apologising for never writing, one dia I might get quicker... but until that dia comes I'm sorry. (And sorry it is so short, I swear I will start composição literária the seguinte chapter tonight or tomorrow, so fingers crossed that I finish it por seguinte week)


Human Edward POV


I had a good feeling when I woke up this morning, I felt like something was going to happen, in a good way.
I went down stairs for Breakfast, like usual Mum had already made breakfast for Dad and I. We had our usual chit chat like any other morning. At 9 I walked to the pool...

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[Basic Info]

Name: Mackenzie Christine Foy
Nicknames: Kenzie or Kenz [NOT MACK]
Age: 9 years old
Birthday: November 10th, 2000
Country: USA
Haircolor: Light Brown
EyeColor: Blue/Green
Height: 51.5 inches [ 4 ft 4 in]
Regular Size: 7-8
Shoesize: 2

[Fun Facts]

Mackenzie has take ballet, jazz, and tap.
She is also a Blue cinto, correia in Taekwondoe.
Likes Ballet best.
Sometimes gets little present from the company she modelos for.
Loves both atuação and modeling.
Mackenzie is homeschooled.
Loves Giraffes.
Loves cavalos and Fairies.
Has 2 dogs, Windy and Dusty and a cat called Luna.

[Has Worked With...]

Photographers:...

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Bella POV

The girls had fallen asleep por the time it came to get their costumes. It was much easier to pick them out without them criticing everything we showed them.

Alicen was going to be Ballerina Arial and Eli was going to be a cute little clown. Rose had bought a playboy bunny costume and Emmett was going as Heff. That...I would have to see.

"I'm starved." Rose sighed as...

Disclaimer: All Characters are owned por Stephenie Meyer however the storyline is mine and only mine. Genre: Drama & Romance
Pairings: Bella & Edward
Rating: Mature All Human Alternative Universe
Summary: Bella the successful CEO of a publishing company is on the look for a new assistant. When the nightmare of her high school, turns up. She's ready to cause him the same pain.

I walked in the blissful sunshine of L.A, the sun always made me happy, it's glisteningly yellow rays that glowed with warmth and positivity.
For me it felt like positivity anyway after being a successful CEO for,...

Is This Really Happening (Bella's pov )Chapter 6
After the film was finished edward turned to me and started beijar me.I layed back on the sofa edward was on topo, início off me beijar me.
"Sorry to um interupt"alice said in a akward way.I laughed a bit and edward got off of me.
"Yes alice"he said a bit annoyed.
"We have to go to Carmens wedding remember?"she said to him.
"Ah yes"edward said remembering he looked at me.
"Will you come with me?"he asked me.
"I dont know them and they dont know me"i said to him.
"It doesnt matter will you"he asked me now alice was hoping up and down with excitment.
"Okay but...

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Hello, guys. Sorry for not posting for so long - I was totally busy with my studying in the university.




“Oh,” She said.
I couldn’t understand the expression on her face while she was staring at the bruises. She was silent for a long moment. The feeling of guilt filled me with even mais force.
“I’m… so sorry, Bella. I knew better than this. I should not have—” I couldn’t find words to describe how sorry I felt for that. All the words couldn’t even begin to cover it. My voice broke.
“I am mais sorry than I can tell you.”
I couldn’t...

“What?!” Charlie was looking from me to Gabriel to me to Tess over and over again. He finally caught on to what I had said five minutes. I had a hand on Gabriel’s shoulder as a soothing gesture and to restrain him. Instinct had completely taken over him, I saw that when I read his mind. If he lost control now, especially when he hadn’t fed, it could be catastrophic.
I could see Charlie’s mind working hard to figure out why I wasn’t defending Tess. Hadn’t I said just five minutos atrás how much I trusted and liked her? Well, that was before I knew. I looked at Lexi for confirmation...

A youtube Script:
Episode Twelve:
*Pregnant Slut Thoughts*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
My sister was…
Holy Crap!!!
What the????
*done thinking*
Edward: *walks out* Guys…Alice is…
Jasper: *looks up from the ground*
Edward: *gulps* Having Triplets.
Bella: Oh my god!
Rosalie: Seriously?
Edward: *nods* Yes.
Jasper: Where is she? How is she? Triplets?
Edward: She’s still asleep. ASLEEP. She passed out. I got her revived. I’m still not sure how she’s asleep.
Emmett: *claps* Well, let’s go wake her up! *start walking toward Alice’s room*
Edward: *blocks him* Ah, Ah, Ah! No. Let her be. She’s pregnant...