part 1 the immortls.it was a stormy night in joes bar. methos and and dunkin were drinking like always. oi boy scout said methos with a smerk. yes old man? said dunkin.do you remember when we drove throw forks? asked methos.yes i do said dunkin.well i want to go back i loved the cerveja they had in forks said methos as he smiled.flash back to last year.dunkin were are we? wined methos. a small town named forks said dunkin.well can we get a cerveja and some m"n"ms? asked methos.fine if it will shut you up old man said dunkin.ok old man were here said dunkin.beer here i come said methos. but what they find is bella cisne and she is with edward cullen. methos looked at dunkin sensing another immortl but they don't know who it is.
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9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks you why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks you where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what you will be doing in five minutos every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.