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posted by IluvjacobOk

Bella:Oh Emmett!!______________________ edward:emmett she mine!!! Jelous.14:18Bella: exCUUUZE me edward i olredy CHOZE emmett.14:19Edward: go off crieing somewhere.14:20Emmett: wait ur not edward!Pulze of maskUr MARCUS.14:22Marcus:is not pulze off mask I'm jane.14:23Bella: No ur not pulze of mask ur VICTORIA.14:25Victoria: No I'm not pulze off mask I'm Bella.14:27Bella 1: If ur bella. Then i'm *pulze of mask Renesmee?? I don't think she's born yet. i juz came here?.14:28Emmett: let's test who the real Bella!!KISS ME!.14:29Both bella's: OK :-D *thinkin' <3 <3 <3*.14:31Emmett:Ok eat some worm .14:32Both bella's: Ok :-Deating worms.14:33Emmett:Punch me.14:34Bella 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bella 2: no. yes, no yes_____________.14:39emmett:Bella one is the real bella pluze off mask ur James_________________James: u got me I'm back from the dead to kill...Oh danm ur a vampire!!.14:41Renesmee: Ooooohhh he's cute.Bella 1 eeeww End

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IluvjacobOk HAHAHA. chatted whoth my bff on FB so it might come out a littlr funny.....____

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One Drop (the official story) por lexi chapter 1 new start (new characters)

posted by twilightfan03

Angela Cariba Mason's POV

Every dia of my life,in New York was great.The lights,the comida and the people all was great but now i had to mover in with greg,my dad.Mom and dad was divorce.We were moving in a little town in Washington called Forks.Mom says shes gonna miss me alot but when she moves to Georgia and buy a little house for me mom and phil,er boyfriend can live in it like a normal family.I better get Packed.
(The dia To Move)
In the car i was too busy looking out the window to notice that greg was talking to me.Finally we were here.Greg showed me to my room.It had a black mesa, tabela with...

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Death is Sweet-k this is my book not about twilight(although its vamps)and i need comments please

posted by Kellykoo1

Death is Sweet
Ch. 1
Dreaming
Angel,
I’m feeling really weird tonight. My stomach is turning and I’m covered from head to toe in gooseflesh and I just can’t shake the feeling of someone new being here and knowing who I am. Sis, What if it’s some weirdo? What if it’s a mass murderer that found out who or what I am? I know what you’re going to say-“It’s just the nerves of going back to school”- or you would crack a joke and say-“Maybe it’s your dead boyfriend come back to haunt you!”- The boyfriend thing is possible because we’re dead aren’t we?...

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fogo Sunset por me Ch. 2 Greeting and Meeting

posted by NewMoonG

I awoke por the sound of the guy talking on the phone with someone. "Yes, I know," he said. I bet he's tryin to get a hold of the emergency. "But can't a doctor come down here, adn just-help her? Ok, fine. Forget it." He shut the phone, he still hadn't notice that I was awake already because I pretended I was still asleep. "Where am I?" I asked, I hadn't realized that I was in a bed. "Oh..your fine. I thought you were going to die." Yeah right I was gonna die! I'm so heathly I could carrie the cure to any kind of disease. "Are you okay, are you injured or anything?" Whoa! This guy seemed like...

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bellas depresstion, new moon, the 1st few months.

posted by themidget123

new moon, bellas depresstion. the 1st few months

it hurts to live. life to me is a segundo death, only like being left to bleed on a pavement instead of a quick stab, then to be left in peace. death and life are much the same thing now. only death seems mais peaceful, i already know, as i watch other people living there lives, there is nothing left for me. fun was like a greek word to me now. i didnt know what i ment. i thought about making the most of life before the pain killed me for sure. i couldnt remember HOW to have fun. what was the point of going to the beach? it wasn't going to bring...

Heavenly and Jacob chapter two

posted by alybops

chapter two
sorry, it took sooo long. i was buisy. hope you like it :)!

i heard a knock at my door that afternoon. i ran to go open it,
"hey Jake!" i couldn't hide the fact that i was excited.
"hi heavenly!" he said almost as excited as me.
"we should go before my mom ca-"
"HEAVENLY! WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?" i was red with embarrasment.
"uh... ma, this is Jake, Jake, this is my ma." i introduced them.
"HEY SWEETY!" my mom said super loud even though he was standing right there.
"hi, mrs. Paulmero, it's a pleasure to meet you!" Jake was really polite.
"you know you're very handsome-"
"MOM! WE'RE...

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Never Ending Chapter 4

posted by teamedward_2010

I do not own Twilight so please don't sue!

End of chapter 3

I threw the door open surprised to see Jake and Bella standing there.
"Hey guys whats up, you looked like someone died?" I meant it as a joke.
"Lena it's Seth there's been an accident." I felt my coração sink down to my toes why was Jake saying this, it was so not funny.

Chapter 4
I felt my knees shaking and I wanted to ask a million question, but all I could do was stand there and cry. Bella put her arm around my shoulder and called something to Jake and helped me into a car. I had no idea where we were going and I didn't care, my Seth...

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Robert Pattinson - From A to Z

posted by Milena96

This is a list - almost everything about him... Sorry I misused some letters, I just couldn't find anything!!!

A - like ABBA. Rob likes cantar their songs. "Only person who sings their songs better than me is my friend Hugh Jackman" says Rob

B - like Bible. Rob would like to act in filming of Bible!!!

C - like Cola Light. Edward's favourite drink is blood, but Rob likes low fat Cola!!!

D - like Dali, Rob was atuação this artist in "Little Ashes". "Playing Dali has been a complete turning point for me. I became completely obsessed with Dali during the filming, and I read every biography I could...

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Bellas Worst Nightmare-Chpt 10

posted by twilight_james

I woke up in Alices arms. She was the only one there.
"How long was I out?" I asked her
She sighed. "Only half-an-hour. The rest of them have gone out. Bella, please, you have to tell them. We don't know what will happen, but I can hardly do this. Please Bella."
I shook my head. "I can't Alice-"
She whipped her head to the side." The others are back" Alice stated.
I sighed, then gasped as the pain hit me again. Edward came in and looked at me screaming, then sighed. I gritted my teeth and only let a small agonized moan escape. Alice placed her hands on y stomach, and the pain lesssened. I mouthed...

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Tyler Posey......New 'Teen lobo

posted by Hellohoudini

mtv Finds New 'Teen Wolf'Source:
AccessHollywood Mon Dec 14, 2009, 6:25 pm

Step aside Michael J. raposa and Jason Bateman - there's a new "Teen Wolf" in town.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the network has found its lead for the TV remake of the 1985 movie and its subsequent sequel.

, who is best known for his roles in "Lincoln Heights" and "Brothers & Sisters," will take on the role of Scott McCall, a dorky high-school student who gains a slew of new powers after being attacked por a lobo - including the gift of attracting girls.

Young stars Tyler Hoechlin ("7th Heaven"), Crystal Reed...

Bella & Jacob & Edward

posted by edward-lover456

Bella and Jacob
as it seems to be best friends with feelings Jacob's coração beats for Bella and yet after all she put him through it can steel be beating for that girl that will one dia have the vampire's eyes and have to keep up with lies to keep herself a secret to stay alive, Jacob's coração wants Bella but he gets Her daughter Renessme and he loves her much mais so for now his coração only beats a Little for her mother but so much mais for her.

Bella and Edward
Edward can break her and put her back together so easy like the wind moving a leaf on a summers dia but steel yet there it stay in the new place. Bella will always amor Jacob as a friend and as a son for her daughter will marry him one day. Bella and Edward will always be a perfect couple as there eyes to match there coração for no beat there gaze to stare forever in each others arms.

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Dark and Rainy Chapter one

posted by courtneykutie

Renesmee Pov

IT's been Six years Since we have heard from the Volturi Except When My best friend Maggie and her Mate Alec,they both Changed there ways.
They have Been Living with us for 3 years know!And now Me and Maggie and Alec are starting school in Forks like everyone else did!Jacob is going to College with my Mom and Dad right now at Washington State University!Jake is my Best friend and Iam scared i like him mais than that!Scary!

"So I cant wait to go shopping for new School clothes!!"I said cheerfully,Aunt alice smiled at me

"Me too!!your mother hates shopping"Aunt Alice said Laughing...

Hello Again! (from the author of BloodLust, Storyteller, and Ignornace)

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Dear readers
Thanks, again, for your support on my stories!
Weather it was BloodLust, Storyteller or IgnornacE, I loved all the feedback!
XD
so plz keep in mind that Blood Lust NEVER ended
(if u didn't know that and u were one of the readers/fans, well now you do!!!)
I am posting the seguinte chapter in the book (chapter 14L trying times)
and it will be up either late tonight, and if it isn't tonight around 8 PM , then it'll DEFINITLY be up before the Thanksgiving Holiday (thursday) which means it'll def. be up por tomorrow if not tonight!
:D
so yay!!!
I am posting links to all the chapters (1-13) before...

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Our Little Fairy Tale

posted by Lausies

None of the Twilight Saga belongs to me and I do not claim to own any of the characters, that all belongs to Stephanie Meyer.
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This is set eight years after Breaking Dawn when Renesmee has reached her full maturity. She looks about 17/18. Hope you like it!!

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Is it easier to let him go? I amor him. I would do anything for him. But can I honestly make him happy? I don't deserve him.

"Maybe you're right. Maybe you're not right for him. God knows...

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Emmett's Comedy (It's really funny. I got my friend to laugh hysterically during English)

posted by alicecullenrox1

Emmett's Comedy

Chapter One

It was the very first dia of school in the small town of Forks, Washington. A pretty boring town if you ask me. Low crime rate, high optimism rate. Like I said- pretty darn boring!! Rose took the usual twenty hours to choose what outfit she wanted to wear. I was so close to just chucking her out the window, burning all of her clothes and making her go in a make-shift toga make out of a cama sheet. But I am too nice to do that. (Though, doing that would add a lot of fun to this boring town!! Forks would have their first albino Greek Goddess!)

So it was upstairs with Rose...

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Twilight Movie Review

posted by MissCupcake

Twilight DVD Cover

Rated: PG-13 for some violence and a scene of sensuality.

Runtime: 2 hrs 2 mins

Genre: Dramas
Theatrical Release:Nov 21, 2008 Wide

Box Office: $191,449,475
Synopsis: Bella cisne (Kristen Stewart) has always been a little bit different, never caring about fitting in with the trendy girls at her Phoenix high school. When her mother re-marries and sends Bella to... Bella cisne (Kristen Stewart) has always been a little bit different, never caring about fitting in with the trendy girls at her Phoenix high school. When her mother re-marries and sends Bella to live with her father in the rainy little town...

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Stars on Taylor & Team Jacob

posted by gossipgirlstar2

Jackson Rathbone: "Taylor Lautner really stands out in this film, and I think people are going to be really blown away por his performance. You have these great moments that Jacob just completely is winning over Bella. And it's just beautiful to see it. It's all in their eyes."

Selena Gomez: "He is a very very nice gentleman."

Kristen Stewart: "I amor that kid. I would do anything for him. I would kill for him, literally.
"
Ashley Greene: "I really really adore Rob and Edward's awesome, but I'm Team Jacob. Is just... You gotta amor Taylor, he plays an amazing Jacob, so... my coração belongs to him. Hahaha."

Taylor Swift: "Aw, Tay-Tay. Well, see, I don't know Rob Pattinson, so I would just por default, I'd be on Team Tay."

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Ways to Stay Busy till New Moon Release

posted by gossipgirlstar2

Gas up that o espaço shuttle because you can travel back and forth to the moon four times in the time it will take for New Moon to release. If you aren't into flying, you could always drive cruz country seven times making frequent starbucks stops. If you are less energetic, you could always just sit início and watch Twilight (2008) 348 times while the hours to November 20th tick down. The agony of waiting is torturing Twilight fãs around the globe, but today, we have some ideas to help you stay busy during this treacherous time.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and the rest of...

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New Moon Cast Go On Mall Tour

posted by gossipgirlstar2

Last ano the Twilight cast went on a nationwide Hot Topic tour to help promote the release of the film and this ano they are following suit. The cast is set to appear at 15 different Nordstrom department stores around the nation in the coming weeks. For those that want to get up close and personal with RPattz, Tay-Tay, and KStew, your chance comes this Friday.

As we all remember from last year, the cast went on a nationwide Hot Topic tour hitting up malls across the nation. As the film grew in popularity, the cast appearances became unruly as thousands of people waited to catch a glimpse of the brooding Pattinson. So keep in mind, that New Moon is ten times mais popular than Twilight was last year, so be prepared and forewarned!

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My fanfic of new moon # 2

posted by edward-lover456

sorry if it sucks tell me what you think please rate and comment!

I smiled at him. He looked at me and smiled his crocked smile. I got dressed fast and when I looked out the window he wasn't there. i looked to my side and there he was. Charlie must have left. "you ready?" he asked me "almost" I said I ran over to my room and got my book bag. "lets go" I said. We got to the school he steel did not say happy birthday. every body was staring at us again not that I can blame them I mean average old me with an Angel. He walked me over to the door were Alice and Jasper were waiting on us. "happy Birthday" they all yelled "thanks guys" we walked in and my angel and I had to separate tell lunch "see you then" I said then Alice and I were off to class. "I have a surprise for you" she said......

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ROBERT PATTINSON SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by lexie2635

TWILIGHTERS i thought that i've seen everything.I saw this artigo about a real ROBERT PATTINSON SCHOOL!im guessing that twilight and rob fãs are begging mommy and daddy to send them there.THIS IS NO JOKE.READ BELOW.

And it isn’t a school on how to get over Robert Pattinson, or how to be Robert Pattinson. It is an actual school in the UK! Its a College specializing in Language, Science, Mathematics!

In all seriousness guys, it is a real school. That is their real name. And it has nothing to do with the Twilight Saga’s Robert Pattinson! Just a mere coincidence! And no, Rob does not teach there! Sorry! lol

UPDATE: ROBSessedBlog said that this school used to be the #1 google procurar when you searched “Robert Pattinson” oh what a difference a ano makes! lol

And there you have.google it and see for yourself.