Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[PREVIOUSLY]
Hi, my name is Cyd, short for Cydnee, and one dia while I was grocery shopping, a former member of the Death Clan of the Fallen threw a faca at my head. I ducked behind my cart, and ran out of the store once I saw the faca fly into a bunch of egg cartons. I went home, told my friend Tabra about it, and he came rushing over. He helped me get out of the aftershock feeling, and when we were eating chicken sandwhiches, mine was coated in poison. We then went to his apartment, knowing that if one little sandwhich was poisoned, that the rest of the house might be rigged with traps ready to spring and pronounce my death. We went to his hotel room, and we discussed how we are gonna get the Death Clan of the Fallen off of my back. I figured out that Tabra is an ex-member of the Death Clan of the Fallen, and he helped me stop them from harming me. We killed them before they killed me, even there leader Haus. But, when Tabra was stabbed with a sword por Haus, I took him to the hospital after shooting Haus in the face a few times. On the TV screen in the waiting room was the news, and they were interviewing Haus. Haus is alive, and if he's a live, I don't know how much longer I will be alive....
I've met a wonderful guy, his name is Jerek, and we are kind of a thing now. He took Tabra and I under his wing, and now that Tabra and I are apart of Jerek's alliance team, we will take down Haus once and for all. We shall win the Final Fight victoriously!
But the thing is, my boyfriend Jerek has been kidnapped por Haus, and as we get ready for battle, I have to make sure he isn't dead...or a vampire. I figured out he's okay, and he isn't a vampire, which is good to me. I mean, our romance would have a wonderful spark to it if he had fangs, but he is fangs-free and I like him better that way since I had a nightmare of a Vampire Jerek. We won the fight, and now as we started thinking our lives would go back to normal, a faca with our initials on it winds up on our laun, and now we are on the run from a cult who uses very dark black magic, and we went undercover to retrieve special items from the cult's castle, and we did it successfully....But we had a surprise waiting for us from Shropee.
The segundo best weapons master, Zoos, is behind it all, and he is the hired man who covered the tracks of the knife...and our fun is just beginning.
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[INTRO]
"What's the info?" I asked.
"This information you speak of, is highly dangerous. Just kidding, but I do have a few good things and a few bad. I looked through the spellbook all night, and found out, it's nothing but beginners magic in the dark arts. It's not the wrong book, but it's nothing that this cult should be using. Last time I checked, they used a different book. But this one is correct, so I don't know why it's beginners magic."
"Maybe you're leitura it wrong? If it's really different then you remember, then maybe you forgot a few things on how to read magic." I suggested.
"This isn't CHARMED, hun. I don't get things wrong." But Shropee was looking doubtful. "I better make a call anyways." She got up to use her phone.
That's when Jerek's cell rang. Weird. He looked at the Caller I.D. "It's Verona. She must have figured something out."
"So answer it." Tabra and I said. He did.
Jerek put the phone to his ear. "Hello?"
"Jerek, I've got some bad news. I figured out who they hired, and who's behind all this."
"Who is it?" Jerek wondered.
"I can't beleive it, it's just so...stunning. Be careful, tell me you'll be careful!" Verona's voice came through the speaker like a stricken mad man, and I was worried for her.
"We will be, now who is it?" Jerek asked.
"It's Zoos. He's the hired one. He's behind all of this." Verona said, and all of us were as stunned as she was.
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[ONE]
"Are you sure?" Jerek asked, seeming a bit worried.
"Yes," Verona said. "OH MY GOD!" She squealed.
"What!?" Jerek said, wanting to jump through the receiver and see what's the matter.
"He's here!" She said, and the phone line went dead.
Silence washed over us all, and then Jerek sprinted up the stairs to his car.
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
_______________________________
[PREVIOUSLY]
Hi, my name is Cyd, short for Cydnee, and one dia while I was grocery shopping, a former member of the Death Clan of the Fallen threw a faca at my head. I ducked behind my cart, and ran out of the store once I saw the faca fly into a bunch of egg cartons. I went home, told my friend Tabra about it, and he came rushing over. He helped me get out of the aftershock feeling, and when we were eating chicken sandwhiches, mine was coated in poison. We then went to his apartment, knowing that if one little sandwhich was poisoned, that the rest of the house might be rigged with traps ready to spring and pronounce my death. We went to his hotel room, and we discussed how we are gonna get the Death Clan of the Fallen off of my back. I figured out that Tabra is an ex-member of the Death Clan of the Fallen, and he helped me stop them from harming me. We killed them before they killed me, even there leader Haus. But, when Tabra was stabbed with a sword por Haus, I took him to the hospital after shooting Haus in the face a few times. On the TV screen in the waiting room was the news, and they were interviewing Haus. Haus is alive, and if he's a live, I don't know how much longer I will be alive....
I've met a wonderful guy, his name is Jerek, and we are kind of a thing now. He took Tabra and I under his wing, and now that Tabra and I are apart of Jerek's alliance team, we will take down Haus once and for all. We shall win the Final Fight victoriously!
But the thing is, my boyfriend Jerek has been kidnapped por Haus, and as we get ready for battle, I have to make sure he isn't dead...or a vampire. I figured out he's okay, and he isn't a vampire, which is good to me. I mean, our romance would have a wonderful spark to it if he had fangs, but he is fangs-free and I like him better that way since I had a nightmare of a Vampire Jerek. We won the fight, and now as we started thinking our lives would go back to normal, a faca with our initials on it winds up on our laun, and now we are on the run from a cult who uses very dark black magic, and we went undercover to retrieve special items from the cult's castle, and we did it successfully....But we had a surprise waiting for us from Shropee.
The segundo best weapons master, Zoos, is behind it all, and he is the hired man who covered the tracks of the knife...and our fun is just beginning.
____________________
[INTRO]
"What's the info?" I asked.
"This information you speak of, is highly dangerous. Just kidding, but I do have a few good things and a few bad. I looked through the spellbook all night, and found out, it's nothing but beginners magic in the dark arts. It's not the wrong book, but it's nothing that this cult should be using. Last time I checked, they used a different book. But this one is correct, so I don't know why it's beginners magic."
"Maybe you're leitura it wrong? If it's really different then you remember, then maybe you forgot a few things on how to read magic." I suggested.
"This isn't CHARMED, hun. I don't get things wrong." But Shropee was looking doubtful. "I better make a call anyways." She got up to use her phone.
That's when Jerek's cell rang. Weird. He looked at the Caller I.D. "It's Verona. She must have figured something out."
"So answer it." Tabra and I said. He did.
Jerek put the phone to his ear. "Hello?"
"Jerek, I've got some bad news. I figured out who they hired, and who's behind all this."
"Who is it?" Jerek wondered.
"I can't beleive it, it's just so...stunning. Be careful, tell me you'll be careful!" Verona's voice came through the speaker like a stricken mad man, and I was worried for her.
"We will be, now who is it?" Jerek asked.
"It's Zoos. He's the hired one. He's behind all of this." Verona said, and all of us were as stunned as she was.
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[ONE]
"Are you sure?" Jerek asked, seeming a bit worried.
"Yes," Verona said. "OH MY GOD!" She squealed.
"What!?" Jerek said, wanting to jump through the receiver and see what's the matter.
"He's here!" She said, and the phone line went dead.
Silence washed over us all, and then Jerek sprinted up the stairs to his car.
i couldn't let myself even think for a segundo that i could ease Rosalies Pain.
i never thought that anyone could, not even Emmett at his full best, and here i sit with everything she ever wanted, and i dont even want it. how could i be so selfish to tie the knot and give up the chance that i might regret for a long time adn might risk a wonderful friendship.
What about Alice, and esme? They may not have asked but i know they would pass up the oppurtunitie.
And what about myself. I've already had a baby, ive got a daughter, but i will regret this later too.
I have the most precious gift for a vampire in my grasp and idont want it, if only i could give it away.
What would Happen to me, if i did use this. would i die, really truely die,
and jacob, his pack wouldnt not agree. i cant please anyone.
"Bella" i tunefull voice whispered outside.
i never thought that anyone could, not even Emmett at his full best, and here i sit with everything she ever wanted, and i dont even want it. how could i be so selfish to tie the knot and give up the chance that i might regret for a long time adn might risk a wonderful friendship.
What about Alice, and esme? They may not have asked but i know they would pass up the oppurtunitie.
And what about myself. I've already had a baby, ive got a daughter, but i will regret this later too.
I have the most precious gift for a vampire in my grasp and idont want it, if only i could give it away.
What would Happen to me, if i did use this. would i die, really truely die,
and jacob, his pack wouldnt not agree. i cant please anyone.
"Bella" i tunefull voice whispered outside.
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.