Emmett's POV.
All I ---- “Jasper!!!!” Alice's shriek cut me off. Tough Love.
“What is it ?” Jasper asked in a very Devil – May – Care voice. Why such drastic change with the remote control….I thought to myself. Must be another vision. “Holy Shit!” was all that came from my mouth along with a few profanities that would’ve got me in trouble if Esme or Carlisle had heard them. What I saw was totally umm…ah..aa…unrelated to what I thought. There were clothes all over the place and I swear I could not see the flooring of the room which was covered por 6 – inch heels (minimum 70).
This was beyond Esme or even Rose. Rose was strict enough to make me learn the difference between pumps, stilettos and stuff like that. “JAZZ!!! How could you!!! You just stepped on my precious little red pumps…you are so dead. How can you do that to me? Do you guys even know what it means to us girls…all that you care about is that dumbshit that you watch on T.V, I mean you call two boys running over a damn ball a game. All they get as a prize is a kick in the ass.” She screeched. Wow!! Now I know where the batteries of the remote are. He has got no balls man ! This is going to be fun. ”Al, please calm down. I promise that I’ll get you a new pair of those heels ---“ “Pumps” She corrected sounding like she could burst at any point. “Umm…yes that one. But please stop shouting the way you are. There are other fellows here. Stop it” Jasper pleaded.”Okay, baby…now where were we ? Ah yes!” She gasped and I could imagine the way her eyes would have popped out, when she said that. “Jasper Hale Whitlock” pikachu spoke 5 notes lower than her normal speech, glaring at Jasper as if she would kill him with her looks alone. “Al..please stop doing this to me…come to the point.” Jasper pleaded. “Fine. You are going to wear this tomorrow during the fight” She pulled out a 1900’s combat clothes with a red feather on topo, início of a..umm…helmet. I laughed so hard that If I were human my lungs, intestines, liver, coração and whatever there is there in the human body would have burst out in different directions. "Hhahahhahahaahhaaaa..Oh my God! ahahahaaaaaa"
That is when they noticed me spying on them and they eyed me suspiciously, though there was a tinge of embarrassment mixed in it. “May I know what has caused you to come here” Jasper asked irritated.I didn’t answer because I couldn’t. Still laughing hard and rolling on the ground I managed to choke out “I’m s..so…sorry.” Jasper raised his eyebrows while Alice frowned. “ I..uh.. better get going now.” I said after controlling myself. " Ughghh" I heard Jasper downstairs releasing a sound of pure frustration. I just shook my head and smiled. Couples are truly made in heavens, I thought. This thought again reminded me of Rose. It's amazing how everything...even the silliest of all the things can remind me of her. God created this universe...the heavens and the Earth but unfortunately or fortunately, he also gave us a soul that was bound por the amor of our mate, a coração that went crazy when you hear the voice of you lover, eyes that made it seem like it isn't gravity holding you to the Earth but it's just that one person and a spirit that made everything of zero - importance in front of Love.
Dear Lord,
You amor playing games...especially chess. Let me remind you Lord that chess requires a sharp mind and a focused player. Let me also remind you that I have and am none of it. You sure have given me...
amor Check Mate....
Help me! -------Yours lovingly
Stupid Child.
All I ---- “Jasper!!!!” Alice's shriek cut me off. Tough Love.
“What is it ?” Jasper asked in a very Devil – May – Care voice. Why such drastic change with the remote control….I thought to myself. Must be another vision. “Holy Shit!” was all that came from my mouth along with a few profanities that would’ve got me in trouble if Esme or Carlisle had heard them. What I saw was totally umm…ah..aa…unrelated to what I thought. There were clothes all over the place and I swear I could not see the flooring of the room which was covered por 6 – inch heels (minimum 70).
This was beyond Esme or even Rose. Rose was strict enough to make me learn the difference between pumps, stilettos and stuff like that. “JAZZ!!! How could you!!! You just stepped on my precious little red pumps…you are so dead. How can you do that to me? Do you guys even know what it means to us girls…all that you care about is that dumbshit that you watch on T.V, I mean you call two boys running over a damn ball a game. All they get as a prize is a kick in the ass.” She screeched. Wow!! Now I know where the batteries of the remote are. He has got no balls man ! This is going to be fun. ”Al, please calm down. I promise that I’ll get you a new pair of those heels ---“ “Pumps” She corrected sounding like she could burst at any point. “Umm…yes that one. But please stop shouting the way you are. There are other fellows here. Stop it” Jasper pleaded.”Okay, baby…now where were we ? Ah yes!” She gasped and I could imagine the way her eyes would have popped out, when she said that. “Jasper Hale Whitlock” pikachu spoke 5 notes lower than her normal speech, glaring at Jasper as if she would kill him with her looks alone. “Al..please stop doing this to me…come to the point.” Jasper pleaded. “Fine. You are going to wear this tomorrow during the fight” She pulled out a 1900’s combat clothes with a red feather on topo, início of a..umm…helmet. I laughed so hard that If I were human my lungs, intestines, liver, coração and whatever there is there in the human body would have burst out in different directions. "Hhahahhahahaahhaaaa..Oh my God! ahahahaaaaaa"
That is when they noticed me spying on them and they eyed me suspiciously, though there was a tinge of embarrassment mixed in it. “May I know what has caused you to come here” Jasper asked irritated.I didn’t answer because I couldn’t. Still laughing hard and rolling on the ground I managed to choke out “I’m s..so…sorry.” Jasper raised his eyebrows while Alice frowned. “ I..uh.. better get going now.” I said after controlling myself. " Ughghh" I heard Jasper downstairs releasing a sound of pure frustration. I just shook my head and smiled. Couples are truly made in heavens, I thought. This thought again reminded me of Rose. It's amazing how everything...even the silliest of all the things can remind me of her. God created this universe...the heavens and the Earth but unfortunately or fortunately, he also gave us a soul that was bound por the amor of our mate, a coração that went crazy when you hear the voice of you lover, eyes that made it seem like it isn't gravity holding you to the Earth but it's just that one person and a spirit that made everything of zero - importance in front of Love.
Dear Lord,
You amor playing games...especially chess. Let me remind you Lord that chess requires a sharp mind and a focused player. Let me also remind you that I have and am none of it. You sure have given me...
amor Check Mate....
Help me! -------Yours lovingly
Stupid Child.
Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
link
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...
They talked for days.
Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*
Bella: I gotta go. *makes a beijar sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright you win!
*calls him*
Jacob: oi its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*
1 hora Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T
Jacob: *laughs histericly*
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
link
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...
They talked for days.
Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*
Bella: I gotta go. *makes a beijar sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright you win!
*calls him*
Jacob: oi its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*
1 hora Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T
Jacob: *laughs histericly*