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posted by Renesmee_08

1) I was pale before Twilight made it cool.

2) I drive like a Cullen.

3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!

4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?

5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?

6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.

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Blondes may have mais fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.

8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what you are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"

9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.

10) "Are you afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"

11) Emmett: I have to get início for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett: F*** you Alice! F*** YOU!

12) This may hurt just a little. *Jane squeezes Bella's wrist.*

13) "And so the hienna fell in amor with the pop tart."

14) Edward makes Peeping Toms sexy.

15) Dear Jacob: I win. Sincerely, Edward.

16) Note to everyone: go to Alice's parties or she will kidnapp you and force you to go!

17) Edward can BUST my headboard, BITE my pillows, and BRUISE my body ANYDAY!

18) Do that again, and I will so give you a papercut in front of Jasper.

19) It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!

20) Give blood- encontro, data a Cullen.

21) Forks: where sparkly men tell you that you smell delicious.

22) It’s thundery, which can only mean one thing. Speed dial my hunting team! We’re searching every field in a five mile radius!

23) If an maçã, apple a dia keeps the doctor away....SCREW APPLES! I WANNA SEE DR.CULLEN!

24) You don’t like Twilight? That’s okay. It’s ok if I stick your head in a blender as well, right?

25) I’m sorry, did you say something? It didn’t sound Twilight related, so I wasn’t paying attention.

26) Well they do say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and cachorros are mans’ best friend!

27) My room is Edward-proof. Freshly greased window so it won’t stick, brand new pillows and high central heating. I even have that rocking chair he loves...

28) Who needs a boyfriend? We have Twilight.

29) I so don’t understand this whole ‘Edward or Jacob. Who’s hotter?’ thing. I mean we all know the real pergunta is Jasper or Emmett. Who’s colder and sexier?

30) rosas are red. Violets are blue. I amor Twilight. So should you.

31) Screw Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!

32) Eat->Sleep->Read Twilight->Watch Twilight->Repeat.

33)I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...

34) Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would you think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 ano old man to be sneaking into an 18 ano old girl's room to watch her sleep?

35) I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.

36) Who needs a life? I have Twilight.

37) I'm not sleeping till I get a piggy back from Emmett!

38) Loreal Jasper- Because you're worth it

39) When Life Gives You Lemons, THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND FOR EDWARD CULLEN!!!

40) If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen

41) Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat

42) Keep Calm and amor Twilight

43) Oh Hale No!

44) I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.

45) Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!

46) Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...

47) Unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.

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Elle-C This was truly hilarious -- thanks for posting!

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Ten)

posted by moolah

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Bella’s P.O.V:
I was hyperventilating when I stepped into the Cullen garage. I saw the car Ali and Jazz had taken me into to Arizona. And then the car that had come back when I was “dead” with Ali as my visitor. The car I promised Edward I would wait until after graduation for my wish made me cry the most. The one where we ran into Jacob-and went into the woods.
Although I was supposed to go to the hotel Carlisle told me to go strait to Alice and Edward. I had Cullen clothes on so I would smell like a vampire. I did. I smelled like all my favorito people. Emmett, Alice, Edward, Esme, Carlisle,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [TWO]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWO]
    Along the way, a girl ran up to me, and she looked . She help a whip like that one girl I killed a few days ago.
    "You kill my sister, I kill you!" She said, and cracked her whip at me.
    I raised my leg, and it wrapped around my leg. I brought my leg back and her weapon of choice was now on my right leg.
    "I did kill her, just like I'll kill you!" I said, raised my gun, two shots to her abdomen, and she went down.
    I...

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Robert Pattinson Related to Dracula?

posted by Hellohoudini

Robert Pattinson Related to Dracula?
por Twilight_News |

According to ET:

“The Associated Press says researchers at Ancestry.com have connected Pattinson and the Transylvanian ruler through their relationship to the British royal family; the site claims Pattinson is a distant cousin of Princes Harry and William, who are distant nephews of Vlad the Impaler.
“Tracing Pattinson’s family back to Vlad was difficult research, but the pieces that unraveled created the perfect accompaniment to ‘The Twilight Saga,’” said anastasia Tyler, a genealogist at Ancestry.com. “Without any myth or magic, we find royalty and vampiros lurking in Pattinson’s life — making his story just as sobrenatural as the one he’s playing on screen.”

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 4~ [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Four
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SIX]
    "Oh my god," I said and sat in the chair Jerek did when I went to take a shower.
    "So, what do we do, doc?" Tabra asked.
    "We try to get him back. Tabra run outside and see if you can still-"
    "It's too late," I interrupted.
    "How so?" She asked.
    "We don't know what time he was take, we just know he was taken between the ten minutos of my shower, which means that he could...

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 8

posted by xroylex

"hey! nessie!" blake greeted me in the car park he must of been waiting for me.
"heya blake whatssup?"
"well i was just wondering did you want to do something tonight?" he sounded nervous but he wanted to be confident and i needed a night out and pluss i didnt want to go back there. not tonight anyway.
"sure what did you have in mind?" i smiled as his eyes widened.
"erm well my mum and dad are going out tonight so we could have a film? i mean i can get other people around? if you want?"
"no thats fine i would amor to come and watch a film with you. see you tonight then"
i didnt really know most...

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 5

posted by xroylex

the morrning passed quickly so when i started to walk towards the dining hall i was thinking about what had happened the two leasons i was in.
i sat at the back with my capuz, capa still up when they asked me to take it down i just looked at them and they just said oh no matter keep it up. this was teachers. the students looked like they hated me allready so i kept it up.
but i guessed i could go round with my capuz, capa up all dia so as i grabbed my lunch and caught sight of marreco, drake staring at me smiling patting the chair oppersit him. i started to walk over listerning to him and his mates chatting.
"bet...

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Soundtrack Twilight Eclipse

posted by meizoel

Here It's The List Soundtrack Of Twilight Eclipse

1. Metric - Eclipse (All Yours)

2. muse - amor is Forever

3. The Bravery - Ours

4. Florence And The Machine - Heavy In Your Arms

5. Sia - My Love

6. Fanfarlo - Atlas

7. The Black Keys - Chop And Charge

8. The Dead Weather - Rolling In On A Burning Tire

9. Beck & Bat For Lashes - Let's Get Lost

10. Vampire Weekend - Jonathan Low

11. Unkle feat The Black anjos - With You In My Head

12. Eastren Conference Champions - A Million Miles An Hour

13. Band Of cavalos - Life On Earth

14. Cee Lo Green - What Part Of Forever

15. Howard costa - Jacob's Theme

16. Battles - The Line

17. Bombay Bicycle Club - How Can You andorinha So Mouch Sleep

cek www.free-writing.com if u want download it

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New Moon - Chapter 1 - Party (pages 16-20)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

NEW MOON - chapter 1 - PARTY

Edward sprawled across the couch
while I started the movie, fast-forwarding through the opening credits. When I perched on the edge of the sofa in front of him, he wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me against his chest. It wasn't exactly as comfortable as a sofa cushion would be, what with his chest being hard and cold - and perfect - as an ice sculpture, but it was definitely preferable. He pulled the old afegão off the back of the sofá and draped it over me so I wouldn't freeze beside his body.
"You know, I've never had much patience...

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a beautiful death part 9

posted by xroylex

*so what type of party is this?" i have never been to that many partys well i have but none with a guy who i only know a little bit and could i dont know be taking me to any type of paty
"its just a mates house party mum and dad is out for the weekend so he just wanted one" he shrugged
"oh"
it was half way down the rua were i started to hear the tudding of música
oh god it was that type of party
"we could turn around you know i mean we dont have to go to this party i can take you home?" wow it was like he could read my mind. rememinded em of dad
"no no its just a little diffrent really i mean...

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Dreams do come true Chapter 15

posted by Darktimes104

I need to be mais on topo, início of my updating!

Emmett's POV:
Rose,Carmen, Kate, and Esme returned about two hours after they left. I ran to the door when I saw Rose but, Carmen and Kate kept me away, "You know you aren't suppose to see the wedding vestido before the wedding." I stopped off annoyed. I went to sit on the couch. The annoyed feeling I felt went away when I saw the 'I think I'm going to throw up' look on Edwards face because Tanya, once again, was hanging on him. I let out a booming laugh and Edward gave me and evil glare.

Rosalie's POV:
I found the perfect dress, the straps came just below...

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Hidden Love-Chapter Four

posted by Rose22882

I wasn't scared of them but my parents dead faces kept popping in my head. Edward looked at me sadly and stepped back.

"Think about it Bella would you really want to die" Alice asked me carefully. Truth was I was asked that quetion every mês since my parents died and I knew the answer.

" No I wouldn't but I'm not afraid to die even at my own hands ." I said knowing that I didn't want to die until the men that murderd my parents were dead. Edward breathed a sigh of relief and I wanted to yell at him. He shouldn't care about me no one does they just want me dead.

" Why were you trying to sneak...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Two)

posted by moolah

Alice,Rosalie,and Bella.Best Friends.

Alice’s P.O.V:
When we finally got done crying on each others shoulders we had to take a break from Truth or dare for like ten minutes. Bella stared out the window for that time sniffling and begging us not to think about her rape. We agreed immediately, so she felt better.
Bella sat silent for another five minutos while Rosalie and I talked about Truth or Dare perguntas we had in the past. When Bella finally came around we had stopped at a drugstore because she said she was thirsty. So, while Rosalie went in a bought a Crush laranja Soda. Bella looked over at me and said, “I’m sorry,...

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Gone Part 2

posted by CarlislesLover

oi guys
This is the seguinte part of my new fã fic.
Enjoy!!
XXX

I walked into the building which I was told is a block of apartments.
“Hi I’m Isabella Swan. I brought an apartment here” I told the woman at the reception. “That would be apartment number 16”

“Where is that sorry?”

“Go up two floors and walk down the corridor until you find number 16 on the left hand side”

“Ok thank you” I walked into the elevator and pushed the 2 button. The elevator left of in a flash which made my stomach turn. I was going to have to get used to this. The doors opened and I stepped out wobbling....

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Dreams do come true Chapter 14

posted by Darktimes104

Emmett's POV:
I was lying seguinte to Rose on the bed, the sun was shining bright through the window causing rainbows to form on our skin. "Morning." I said beijar her softly. "Good morning." She smiled as she wrapped the sheet around herself and walked into the closet. I got up and put on a gray t-shirt and a pair of pants. Five minutos later Rose walked out of the closet wearing a dark blue dress. She had a look in her eyes that said something was wrong. "What's wrong Rose?"
"Esme, Carmen, and I were talking about getting married here but, I now I don't think I want to."
She sat down on the bed...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 13! (Lifetime)

posted by smileyfaceddude

Edward

“We need to sort this whole mess out.” I announced on Renesmee’s behalf. I was discombobulated. My mind searched for an answer. I turned to Jasper in the left corner of the big sitting room.
“These dreams she’s having, I have them too when I read her mind. They are awful. Cynddylan is there. He keeps asking her to cadastrar-se the Volturi. But they are dead. We burnt the remains of them last night.”
I felt the most confused I had ever felt. He was dead. He was gone and a pile of ashes in Volterra. I heard a glimpse of Jacob’s thoughts; he was going to stay with Renesmee. Good. He...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 10!

posted by smileyfaceddude

Edward

I heard Alice’s thought and was immediately baffled… she then sent another message,
-THEY’RE PLANNING SOMETHING, SOMETHING BIG. RENESMEE IN DANGER!
Anger and, for the first tie for a long time, fear, took over my body and senses, I wanted to go straight to the castelo and rip those guys’ heads off!
“I know that look! What wrong?” Jacob demanded, his big warm hand was on my shoulder.
“They’re planning something, something to do with Renesmee…” I informed him. Jacob started shaking, like he always does when he’s very angry, he broke into a run, I caught him immediately,...

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The unknown secret - Chapter 3

posted by megan-ox123

I was running, and running but I wasn't fast enough. My legs were aching in agony I felt like I might trip over myself, I didn't know why I was running
or where I was running, I just knew I had to. When I got to a large spot of grama filled with wild flores and burning sun, I finally knew it was seguro to
stop. I looked down, my dark brown hair was curled and shining as It reached down to my waist of a purple and blue dress that I was wearing. Just
short enough to reach my thys. It was absolutely beautiful it sparkled in the sun I didn't want to look away from it but I felt as if I had to, so...

My Moon, My Man. Chapter 4

posted by AnonymousXXX

Previously...
After about 10 minutos in the chuveiro I couldn’t even feel the cut on my head it was strange. When I got out of the chuveiro I put on the clothes Amber and Alice had given me. I looked at myself in the mirror. The cut on my head was almost completely gone. I gasped as I saw this. There was a knock on the door. It was Amber.
“Alana… Is everything alright in there?” she ask
“Y…y-yea.” My voice was shaky. This is too much to handle.”Everything is fine.”
I came out of the bathroom trembling. She came up to me and hugged me.
“I’ll have Carlisle explain everything....

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10 ways to annoy Charlie cisne

posted by emmett

10 Ways to Annoy Charlie cisne

10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob or Mike.

9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.

8. Decorate his handcuffs with rosa, -de-rosa renda, rendas, laço and flores the call the station requesting to speak with Chief cisne Princess.

7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.

6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will...

Crescent, Chapter One, First Sight.

posted by New_Moon_Master

PREFACE
I could not believe what was happening. It was one thing to be told something, and an entirely differant thing to see it with your own eyes. I stared into his eyes, and he stared back. I was terrified. I had no idea what I looked like, I could think of nothing but the look on his face. It was murderously angry, and...something else which I couldn't place. And though my life was in grave danger, the thoughts that hurt the most were the ones of him...Of never seeing his face again. But the thing that hurt the most was, not the fact that he was about to kill me, but the way he looked at...