Twilight Fanfiction Article: IMING WITH THE CULLENS CH. 4

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posted by ec_and_hg_4ever

Fall down19- Bella
Mind Reader17- Edward
Tiny Freak16- Alice
Vampire18- Jasper
Idiot- Emmett
Beautiful Blonde- Rosalie
Vamp. Mother- Esme
Dr. Fix it- Carlisle
Sexy Puppy- Jacob
lobo Lover- Renesmee

Fall down19 has logged on
Mind Reader17 has logged on
Tiny Freak16 has logged on
Vampire18 has logged on
Idiot has logged on

Idiot- YOU SAW ALL OF THOSE ANIMALS!! WHERE?! YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHERE

Vampire18- YES! WHERE?! WHERE?! YOU MUST TELL ME! PLEASE! PLEASE! PRETTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYY PLEASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!

Tiny Freak16- JASPER WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?! YOU KNOW WE DIDN’T REALLY SEE THEM! I MEAN WE DID SEE THEM AND YOU KNOW WHERE WE SAW THEM!

Idiot- NICE TRY ALICE DO I HAVE IDIOT WRITTEN ON THIS SCREEN!

Tiny Freak16- actually you do -snickers-

Idiot- UGH! JASPER!

Vampire18- - snickers- yyyesssssssssss!

Tiny Freak16- Jazz your pure genius! Hahaha

Mind Reader17- um….can we please get back to the point!

Idiot- ummmm…. Who are you?!

Mind Reader17- no one!

Idiot- NO ONE?! You have to be someone because you are talking to me

Tiny Freak16- your right Emmett he is someone! I have an idea why don’t you try and guess who he is

Idiot- well he acts a lot like Edward but if he was Edward he would have already told me to stop thinking that song because he hates the song im thinking!

Vampire18- oh yes he does!!!! I CAN FEEL IT YOU IDOT!

Idiot- where is Edward anyways?!

Tiny Freak16- oh he is closer than you think

Fall down19- umm Alice! You better shut up right now because if you cheat you lose!

Idiot- cheat?!

Tiny Freak16- did she say cheat she meant….if I say cheese I lose!

Idiot- oh that makes sense!

Fall down19- it does?!

Tiny Freak16- of course it does Bella, we made that bet remember that I couldn’t go the whole dia with out saying cheese!

Idiot- I smell something fishy!

Sexy cachorro, filhote de cachorro has logged on

Sexy Puppy- that would be because I put peixe guts in you wife’s shampoo….umm Idiot

Idiot- IM NOT AN IDIOT AND YOU’D HAVE TO BE STUPID TO DO THAT… SHE WILL KILL YOU!!!

Sexy Puppy- actually it’s the smartest idea that I have ever had!

Idiot- your right seeing you get your but kicked would be funny!

Sexy Puppy- haha man your sn does fit you! You idiot I blamed you for it! I left a note por the chuveiro telling her what you did and where she could find you!

Idiot- oh I’m so telling Edward!

Sexy Puppy- and what is he going to do?!

Idiot- he will tell you! Wont you Edward!

Fall down19- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! EDWARD IS ON A TRIP IN MADAGASCAR!! WITH MARTY, GLORIA, AND MELVIN!

Idiot- oh so he brought his lap topo, início along so he could stay in touch with me!

Fall down19- yeah that!

Idiot-YAY!! BUT WHAT ABOUT ALEX?!

Fall down19- ALEX?!

Idiot- yeah…. Alex the lion! He never lets Marty, Gloria, and Melvin go into the wild alone!

Fall down19- oh well there is some sad news about Alex the lion l

Idiot- WHAT HAPPENED TO ALEX?!

Fall down19- ummmm well EDWARD ATE HIM
Idiot- YOU DID WHAT EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN?!

Tiny Freak16- oi Emmett, just so we have this clear… who do you think is Edward?!

Idiot- EDWARD! DUH AND YALL CALL ME THE IDIOT

Beautiful Blonde has logged on

Beautiful Blonde- ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH !!

Sexy Puppy- what’s with you Blondie!

Beautiful Blonde- YOU! YOU MONGREL!

Sexy Puppy- ME! DON’T YOU MEAN EMMETT!

Beautiful Blonde- NO I MEAN YOU!

Sexy Puppy- BUT HE LEFT YOU A NOTE!

Beautiful Blonde- MY HUSBAND DOESN’T SIGN HIS NAME IN cachorro, filhote de cachorro SCRAWL! PLUS YOU REEK DOG! I COULD SMELL YOU FROM MILES AWAY! AND THAT NOTE SMELLED LIKE cachorro, filhote de cachorro BUT!

Sexy Puppy- OH! WELL ILL BE SEEING YALL!

Sexy cachorro, filhote de cachorro has logged out

Beautiful Blonde- OH HE IS SOOO DEAD!

Beautiful Blonde has logged off

Tiny Freak16- So Emmie lets get back to that pergunta that I asked you !

Idiot- im sorry could you please repeat it!

Tiny Freak16- What is Edwards sn?!

Idiot- well it couldn’t be beautiful blonde because he is not beautiful or blonde! And it couldn’t be Vampire18 because that is he is 17 not 18 and it couldn’t be tiny freak16 because that is you ! He couldn’t be fall down 19 because Bella is the only one of us who is still a little on the clumsy side! And Sexy cachorro, filhote de cachorro well it has its possibilties but the sexy part just throws that one right off the list but…. Edward is annoying and he does smell! But Mind Reader 17 that is just so….obvious and plain! Its so Edward! Plus he is 17 and he reads minds!

Tiny Freak16- OH YEAH I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!

Mind Reader17- OMG! THE IDIOT FIGURED ME OUT! WELL GO AHEAD AND TORTURE MY WIFE!

Tiny Freak16- actually Bella will be very happy to know that I have changed my condition!

Mind Reader17- WHAT! THAT’S NOT FAIR!

Tiny Freak16- oh but it is!

Fall down19- YIPPPPPPEEEE!!! WHATS YOUR CONDITION ALICE!

Tiny Freak16- I’m gonna make him treat me the way he was gonna make me treat him!

*the seguinte day*

Alice- oh Edward!

Edward- YES YOUR BEAUTIFUL ALL MIGHTY MASTER!

Alice- pick up that palm tree!

Edward- why?!

Alice- um EXCUSE ME! ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME!!!!! YOUR BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER!!

Edward- NO BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER I WOULDN’T DARE pergunta YOU!

Alice- that’s what I thought! NOW GET TO WORK!

Edward- YES BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER! *picks up the palm tree*

Alice- NOW HIT YOUR SELF IN THE HEAD WITH IT TILL I SAY STOP!

Edward- um please BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER! HAVE MERCY!

Alice- OK….DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!

Edward- YES BEAUTIFUL ALMIGHTY MASTER! OF COURSE! *hits his self in the head over and over with the palm tree* OOOOOOOOOOWCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Alice- YES I HAVE AMAZED MYSELF AGAIN!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! THAT IS WHY YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE…..WHO EDWARD?!

Edward- *crying* BEAUTIFUL OW ALMIGHY OW MASTER! OOWWWWWWWW!!!

Alice- OH I amor MY LIFE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

CarlislesLover, a-jforever and 2 others like this

ec_and_hg_4ever I PERSONALLY DONT THINK THAT IT WAS AS GOOD AS THE LAST CHAPTERS BUT I COULDNT DRAG OUT THE BET FOREVER SO I DECIDED TO END IT LIKE THIS! HOPE YOU LIKED IT! AND I PLAN TO BE POSTING A NEW STORY VERY SOON SO STAY TUNED!! THANKS FOR READING MY WORK AND COMMENTING!

princesspinkla that was so funny Poor Edward I loved it can't wait to hear more

renesmeblack where's renesmee?

ec_and_hg_4ever lol she wasnt in this story i couldnt fit her in but in my next iming story ill make sure to fit her in!!! sorry :(

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black moon chap 14

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter 14
Bella pov
Me and matt went início and changed I took out the left ravioly out of the fridge and warmed it up for charlie I went upstaires and fiond matt lying on my cama leitura romeo and juliet
-that's one of my faves!
I sat down beside him and read a few pages with him when I heard Charlie's cruzador coming near the house I got up and went down stairs matt followed me he kissed my forehead and went and sat on the sofá turnning on the TV watching baseball ugh! I I don’t get that game and it reminds me of old times.
I ran up stairs and took romeo and juliet and went back down stairs in...

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What Would Have Been Chapter 11

posted by genyva

11. Twinge

He road with me to the Elementary school. He talked about the game and I laughed. He was a great Player, he told me about the scholarship and how it all when away with one spit bone. I got to the school a bit late, Mrs. Martinez eyes Kevin anxiously and she told me about the rose sent to Alison today. I just nodded my head and introduce Aly to Kevin.

“Alison Love, I want you to meet my friend Kevin” I was holding her; she smiled at him and looked at me.

“Hi Kevin” she said in her sweet voice. She would say it to new people and grandpa when she wanted something. I shook my...

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secrets chapter 6

posted by bella01

[EPOV]
"I think she is hiding something from us"Esme said
"What do you mean?"Carlisle asked
"When I lead her to her room and i ask her if she is hungry and we have comida downstairs she just laughed"she said confused
"It's like that she didn't believe that there is comida here?"Emmett asked,laughing
"Why are we talking about this stupid human?"Rosalie said
"Shut up"Alice said angrily 'who is stupid here?maybe you are talking about yourself'Alice thought
""And she don't want touching her"I said
"And when someone touch her she's always in pain"Jasper said
We stopped talking when we heard a scream from upstairs."She's...

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secrets chapter 5

posted by bella01

We arrive at the house.It's a very big and beautiful house and it is in the middle of the forest.I don't have many bags,just one and my violão, guitarra case.I walked towards the house and the door was opened por Edward 'maybe he really is nice'.
"thank you" i said smiling at him."your welcome",he said with a mesmerizing crooked smile.
I walked inside the house with my bag.It;s not heavy because dad's power is helping me.The cullens are in front of me.Then a man and a woman take a step progressivo, para a frente and i'm guessing is Carlisle and Esme.
"welcome início isbella",esme said."bella",edward corrected.i just smile 'my...

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Into Twilight

posted by teamalice_0

I'm starting a new story, I read something like this off Fanfiction.net. And I desided to do my own little verson of it. Please tell me what you think of it.
thanks!
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I have loved the Twilight Series ever since they came out. I only wish that it was real, not in a book.

Today was my 17th Birthday. And were were having the 'party'. It was just family so it was small. All traditions were kept, even the singing.

"Cassie! Make a wish!" My annoying brother said, I knew what he wanted. The faster I made my wish, the faster I blew the candels...

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black moon chapter3

posted by joe-edwardfan

(end of chapter 2)
I was in the forest running and I kept falling down trying to chase edward no matter how fast I ran I kept losing him then it started raining I was all wet but I didn’t give up cause I knew if I didn’t chase him my life would be useless I kept running and finally I caught him I went to talk to him but then Jacob came and grabbed me por my wrist and dragged me away from him no matter how hard I hit him he just kept running and saying some nonsense about edward and his family being dangerous. I woke up crying it was 3:00 AM I wanted to sleep but I couldn’t 3 hours passed...

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Forevermore - Chapter 1

posted by Gabstaaa

It happens. There’s no avoiding it. When you can see the darkness coming, there’s nothing you can do rather than lie there helplessly, waiting. Waiting for the torment to end. Then finally, when you know it’s all over, there’s that one raio, ray of hope willing to take your life back. So you reach out for it, not wanting to loose it. Lock it in a box and throw away the key.
“Charlie how long atrás was it when you found her?”
That calm voice echoed around the large o espaço in my empty head. The light was fading, seeping out the sides of the box that I locked it in. It was escaping fast and...

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Black Horizon - Part 1 - The Encounter

posted by beccaluv92

*The Encounter*

The blow sent my head spinning off my shoulders it felt, my eyesight turning blury as I fell to the ground. Gravel and dirt breaking my fall as I land hard on my stomach. I lay perfectly still, gritting my teeth to hold back a scream of pain.
I heard voices.
So many voices. Mens voices, all grunting and yelling at eachother right above me. My head ached as I tried desperatly to understand what they were saying.
"... have to kill her now..." one voice announced.
"... too risky... should have been mais careful..." another said, agreeing with the first. My head swam with fear. I didn't...

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Half Moon, Chapter 37

posted by teamalice_0

I'm gunna be wrapping this story up, since barley anyone reads it anymore, so only a couple mais chapters left.
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Mickey was passed out on the floor, with a book in her hands. I smiled, poor thing got tired. I picked her up and tucked her into bed. I sat there watching her for awhile. I got a text from Bella, I haven't text in forever.

(bold is bella, and italics are Lilly.)

Where are you?

Um..... Not gunna tell you right now, but I will soon, maybe I'll visit, I'm planning on going to the states soon.

So your not in the states?

I promise...

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Half Moon, Chapter 36

posted by teamalice_0

Heyo! Btw for anyone who reads Mary Alice, It will be on the Twilight Series. This chapter probably sucks, I'm tired.
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The seemed intrested in my talent, because they kept asking perguntas about it. While Marcus keeps staring at me. He looked like he was in deep thought. To be honest, it kinda freaked me out.

I seemed mais relaxed now that I met everyone. But Aro said there was more, which made me nervous again.

They started talking about 'visiting' a coven in New Hamshire. The discussed their options. Eventualy they confirmed about taking...

amor At First Sight Chapter Thirteen

posted by xXjakeloverXx

Jacob's POV
Chapter Thirteen

I snarled, and paced. Seth whimpered beside me. The others were laying on the forest ground. Leah was bored por the whole deal, but Embry and Quil were mais understanding. Seth was just upset because someone else was upset.
( Jake, you need to chill out, man.) Quil said.
I snarled and turned on him. ( You have NO idea how bad it was! She choose that bloodsucker over me!) I yelled in my mind. They all flinched. I took a deep breath. They were right. I needed to relax.
(Just go back there, and tell her you’re not mad. Then everything can go...

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Half Moon, Chapter 33

posted by teamalice_0

Enjoy.
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Were they serious?

I looked Felix dead in the eyes, and he now saw the gold the gold in them.

"Great. Another stupid diet of animal blood."

He just insulted my family. I growled and got right up in his face even though he's taller thsn me I still managed to stare him down. No one was going to insult my family without me going all kung fu on them.

I had my hand out towards the bench nearest. If he wants a fight. I'll give it to him.

"It's not stupid!" I growled.

"Felix! Lilly! Not here."

I almost forgot where we were. In the middle...

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Half Moon, Chapter 31

posted by teamalice_0

Enjoy, this is, as my sister would say, an epic chapter.
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I barley go to malls, so I had no idea really where to go. The time Alice took me she led me while I daydreamed about him. It still hurt to hear his name, or even see him in a picture. I just wanted for him to be alive. I should have protected him.

But I didn't. I tried. But I was a human then, but not anymore. I haven't used my 'gift' since that day.

I would amor him 'till the dia I died. No one could capture my love, not like he did. He was my mate, so to speak. He was my other...

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Humen Blood is Good, or is it? part 2

posted by bubble_babe

When I steped infront of the cullens house, i was breathless, it was so big! i smile a huge smile as the wind hit the trees, and the sun sparkled of my skin.

Everything was amazing! an beautiful! the trees, bushes, just everything! but then, i sented humen blood, it was weak, but very strong, it was comming from in side the house. Then a little girl ran out side of the house, followed be a big tan man.

I started shaking, then humen sent on her smelled delishes. but i had to rezist, and that onley made me sake more. As she got closer, i got weaker....

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amor at First Sight Chapter Thirteen

posted by xXjakeloverXx

I decided to do another one in jacob's POV...but sadly this story is coming to a close...
:(
Chapter Thirteen

I snarled, and paced. Seth whimpered beside me. The others were laying on the forest ground. Leah was bored por the whole deal, but Embry and Quil were mais understanding. Seth was just upset because someone else was upset.
( Jake, you need to chill out, man.) Quil said.
I snarled and turned on him. ( You have NO idea how bad it was! She choose that bloodsucker over me!) I yelled in my mind. They all flinched. I took a deep breath. They were right. I needed to relax....

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amor at First Sight Chapter Twelve

posted by xXjakeloverXx

Chapter Twelve

I turned to Renesmee, my tears now drying on my face.
“ Nessie, thank you for everything. Tell your whole family I will never forget what they have done for me.”
She sat there, looking impossibly perfect, and stared at me with huge brown eyes.
“ What are you doing, Mika?” Renesmee asked, her eyes narrowing slightly.
“ I’m not going to tell you. That way, when they ask, you can be honest and say you don’t know.”
She nodded slowly and then reached out a hand. She rested it lightly on my cheek and her palm burned coolly. The picture that flashed...

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Half Moon, Chapter 29

posted by teamalice_0

I've posted 3 today, and this will be the forth. I can't believe I'm on 29. And a MAJOR thanks to just_bella for believing in me.
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She's been asleep for 8 hours until I heard her upstairs. I attempted to cook breakfast, I haven't done that in awhile. I made bacon, cut up some frutas and made some eggs.

I didn't know what she liked, I didn't even know her name! I heardthe door open and then close.I smiled when she came out, hair a mess and she looked stressed.

"Good morning.." I trailed off, still not knowing her name.

"Mickayla. My friend...

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Half Moon, Chapter 27

posted by teamalice_0

Awsome, since just_bella is writting alot of articles, so will I.
Enyoy.
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I was no longer a newborn vampire. I've been wondering New York for a year. I watched all the night games. I barley found a skybox, for our kind.

I got in and, well. All the vampires, weren't watching the game, they were occupied por blood.
Barley looking at the game. Since, I stuck with my the diet of animal blood, never sinking my teeth in human flesh.

It seemed, wrong. We were human and now we're taking the lives of them, they had families and dreams.

Everyday I...

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Half Moon, Chapter 26

posted by teamalice_0

kLol, I'm surprised at myself for composição literária at 12:30 in the morning. I think only one of you know for sure, but I left some 'hints' in some stories. THis hint is gunna be alittle mais obvious.
P.S. princesspinkla, here's to you.
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I finaly arrived in New York. I thought of him,seeing him dead, but something was wrong, unsetteling. Like my coração didn't believe he was dead, it was loving something long gone.

My coração ached again. I SAW him die, but when we were having the funeral, we burried an empty casket since there was no body, I suppose...

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Half Moon, Chapter 23

posted by teamalice_0

WEEEE! I'm officaialy back from camp! That means I can write yay! Hope you enjoy this chapter
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I still ran, but stopped and curled into a ball. Bella told me that Rosalie hated her at first and for me to come back. That was a week ago, and now it was Mark's funeral. I couldn't be [b]at[b] the funeral but I would be near it.
I wanted to be at the funeral but I still couldn't control myself. But I could handel if I was at a distance.

I was in jeans and a black hoodie, with the capuz, capa up. Oddly they couldn't find his body so be just burried...