((on a train))

(in the front)

Hydra : *sitting on her suitcases* *sighs* Bro, I don't even know why I'm going on this train ride. After buying that ticket, I'm broke. And I'm jobless, so HOW AM I GONNA GET SOME D*MN MONEY?!? I'm so broke and jobless, I'm talking to the ground. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, GUMMI (<Her nickname)?!? I wish there was some way I could get some money. -O-"

(in the seguinte cable car)

Adrianna : *playing her violin*

Scarlette : *sitting por her* Um.... Ma'am....? Could you please play a little quieter.....? I'm trying to finish my book........

Adrianna : Oh! Sorry. I didn't know I was distracting you. D:

Scarlette : *mutters* Well you did, moron...

Adrianna : Wait, what? ._.?

Scarlette : Oh nothing.... <:)

Adrianna : Okaaay. e_e I'm just going to stop playing and I'll..... Listen to my iPod. *puts down her violin* *pulls out her iPod and earphones* *puts on her earphone and starts listening to classical música on her iPod*

Scarlette : *continues reading*

(in the seguinte cable car)

Allan : *chewing on gum all lazy-like*

Tokyo : *sitting really close to Allan* *U*

Allan : Wait, man. I got one. *clears his throat* So, like, if the wind flows.... We should, too. -U-

Tokyo : THAT'S F*CKIN' HAWT, MAN!!!!!!! *U*

Allan : If you mean 'hot', as in, like, a scrambled egg, on, like, a skillet..... I agree, man. I rock at, like, poetry, man.

Ryker : *sitting across from them* Bro, that's what you call poetry? /:T

Allan : No, man. That's, like, a whole nother level of, like, poetry, man.

Tokyo : Yeah! He calls it 'Yrteop'. -U-

Ryker : First of all, that's just 'poetry' said backwards. segundo of all, how did you even pronounce that? o_O

Tokyo : Practice. -U-

Ryker : Third of all, that's not even real poetry. poesia is an echo, asking a shadow to dance, as Carl Sandburg use to say. poesia is all that is worth remembering in life, as quoted from William Hazlitt. poesia is-

Allan : Okay, man. I'm to the point, like, I don't even give a d*mn on, like, what you're saying, so, like, be quiet, and, like, just let your lips, like, relax and stuff, man. That's what my, like, mom use to tell me, man. vUv

Ryker : *sighs* *goes back to leitura his book*

(in the seguinte cable car)

Riley, Tom, Jamie, Victoria, Raymond, Yuki, Layla, Bradley, and Silvy : *dancing to música on Yuki's iPod*

Tom and Jamie : *dancing together* ^U^

Victoria : *slides into Jamie*

Jamie : EEEEKKKK!!!!!! *falls across the room*

Tom: Uhhhhh..... ._."

Victoria : Shhhhh. *puts her finger on Tom's lips*

Tom : .3.

Victoria : Just let it happen. vUv

Tom : *shrugs*

Tom and Victoria : *start dancing together*

Jamie : *notices* That little runt. e_e *runs over to Victoria and punches her in the face*

Tom : o_o"

Jamie and Victoria : *continue fighting over Tom*

(in the seguinte cable car)

Geo : *hears their music* They're partying without me?- Oh, I don't give a f*ck. T_T

Tim : Geo, you just wasted 10 words on just that, when you could of kept it to yourself. You could of used 10 words before you die. Those 10 words could of fried your vocal cords. T-T

Geo : o_o" *covers his mouth*

marreco, drake : Dude, try not to be such a negative about things and think of the positive things. Like...... At least he's using his voice and his vocal cords aren't fried, or..... At least he'll die peacefully and not have to talk, or something like that. >_>"

Tim : Oh, sorry, Positive Polly. Now I feel like an *sshole today, so I'm gonna go to sleep. Deal with it, b*tches. *curls up in a ball and tries to go to sleep*

(in the seguinte cable car)

Lila : *filing her nails*

KiKi : *eating a raw potato* THIS POTATO IS THE BEST POTATO EVER!!!!! *throws it out the window* *pulls out another raw potato and starts eating it* THIS POTATO IS THE BEST POTATO EVER!!!!! *throws it out the window*

Lila : *notices her* What the h*ll?

KiKi : WHAT'S THAT, PABLO?! YOU WANT A POTATO, TOO?!?! THEN COME AND GET ONE, YA CRAZY GOOSE!!!!!!

Lila : Did this b*tch miss out on her meds or some sh*t like that? o_O

KiKi : GAAAAHHHSBWJWBQ!!!! THIS POTATOES ARE MAKING ME CONFUUUSSSEEEDDD!!! DX I HATE POTATOES!!!!! D:<

Soda : *sitting por KiKi* I'm sure the potatoes taste gooooooddd!!!!! Lemme try one! :D

KiKi : Okay, but don't kill me and Pablo when you don't like 'em. :U *hands Soda a raw potato*

Soda : *about to eat it*

Veto : Lemme at dat potato!!! >:D *grabs it from Soda*

Soda : D:

Veto : *bites a big piece out of it* *chews* Mhmmm.... This is a good potato!!! :D *continues eating it*

KiKi : LEMME TASTE SOME!!!! *bites a piece off of Veto's potato* *chews* DUDE!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST. POTATO. EVER!!!!! :D

Soda : Care to share the potato with me? <:D

Veto and KiKi : NO. e-e

Soda : o-o"

Veto and KiKi : *continue eating the potato*

Lila : Why do I have to be here with a whole bunch of f*ckin' nutcases? -O-"

(in the seguinte cable car)

Brooklyn : *taking a whole bunch of pictures and putting them on Instagram*

Daemon : *sitting por her* *does a stank face at her*

Brooklyn : Ooh!!!! How you like this pose, Daemon? :D *does the pato lips and takes a picture*

Daemon : Even mais disturbing. e_e

Brooklyn : *puts her phone down* *does the finger crawly thingy on his chest* *sounding all sexy and junk* There's nothing disturbing about me, babe. ;) (Fail. XD I, for one, would get straight to the point. I'd be like, "Hey. You. Yeah. Fuck me. Now." XD)

Daemon : Get your crusty, radioactive, acidic, wilting, wrinkling, skanky, indolent, abhorrent, crude, lousy fingers off of my chest, b*tch. e_e

Brooklyn : Why you gotta be so serious? It's just a simple touch. ;) *caressing his cheek*

Daemon : *slaps her*

Brooklyn : EEK!!!! *falls on the ground with a red hand mark on her cheek*

Michael : Uh...... Yeah.. Can I ask you- WHY THE H*LL DID YOU JUST beijoca, smack THAT GIRL?!??!? THAT'S ILLEGAL!!!!!

Daemon : I told the b*tch to get the f*ck off me, and she didn't listen, so I had to beijoca, smack a h*e.

Matt : *helps Brook up*

Brooklyn : Thanks, Matt, because SOME PEOPLE don't know how to treat a lady right. >:T

Daemon : Lady? mais like a wh*re.

Brooklyn : >:O

(in the locomotive)

Conductor : *says on the intercom (<I had to ask my sister what that was called. XD)* The comida is ready, everyone. It's in the last cable car.

(in the last cable car)

Hydra, Adrianna, Scarlette, Allan, Tokyo, Ryker, Riley, Tom, Jamie, Victoria, Raymond, Yuki, Layla, Bradley, Silvy, Geo, Tim, Drake, Lila, KiKi, Soda, Veto, Brooklyn, Daemon, Michael, and Matt : *come into the room* *get their comida and start eating*

All the Lights : *turn off*

Tom : *screams like a little girl*

Jamie : TOMMY, BABY! YOU OKAY?!

Victoria : YEAH, TOM! ARE YOU OKAY?!

Tom : Yeah. >_>"

Soda : *screams*

All the Lights : *turn back on*

Soda : *on the ground* *eyes look lifeless* *stabbed in the back with a butcher knife*

Adrianna, Scarlette, Allan, Tokyo, Ryker, Riley, Tom, Jamie, Victoria, Raymond, Yuki, Layla, Bradley, Silvy, Geo, Tim, Drake, Lila, KiKi, Soda, Veto, Brooklyn, Daemon, Michael, and Matt : *scream*

Yuki : SHE'S DEAD!!!!!! SHE'S F*CKIN' DEAD!!!!!!! D:

Adrianna : Okay, now let's be logical, people. We aren't sure if she's really dead; She could possibly just have a minor injury.

Tom : I'm pretty f*ckin' sure no one looks like that when they just have a 'minor injury.' o_o"

Adrianna : I'm sure she's alive, guys. Just keep calm. Veto, care to check her pulse to prove to everyone she is alive? vUv

Veto : Uhh..... Sure. *kneels down* *checks Soda's pulse* *silent for a second* F*ck me in the *ss and call me Sue. She is dead! :O

Tim : And we're all going to die along with her. Woopdy doo. T_T

Tokyo : Okay. Me and a lot of other people here are going to freak out now. ._. AAAAAHHHGSHHA!!!! DX *starts running around screaming*

Tokyo, Yuki, Riley, Silvy, Victoria, Veto, Tom, KiKi, and Layla : *start running around screaming*

Adrianna : Stop, guys! Stop!!!

Tokyo, Yuki, Riley, Silvy, Victoria, Veto, Tom, KiKi, and Layla : *instantly stop* ._.

Adrianna : I'm sure the conductor knows all about this. I say we dividido, dividir up, and half of us will check out the conductor, and the other half can stay with Soda.

Michael : Yeah. Just in case the killer tries to take the body if we were all gone and we went to the locomotive.

Adrianna : Plus, I'm sure no one wants to touch a dead person, getting all the blood on them, and messing with evidence por putting out fingerprints on her.

Hydra : *stands on the counter*

Tim : *looks down at Hydra's feet* *looks back up at her* You have your foot in my macaroni. Lovely. T_T

Hydra : Never mind about your macaroni, Tim!!!! Everyone, I need you undivided attention!!!!! This is important!!!!!!

Adrianna, Scarlette, Allan, Tokyo, Ryker, Riley, Tom, Jamie, Victoria, Raymond, Yuki, Layla, Bradley, Silvy, Geo, Tim, Drake, Lila, KiKi, Soda, Veto, Brooklyn, Daemon, Michael, and Matt : *turn and look at Gummi*

Hydra : One of us in this very cable car is the killer. Of course a killer won't come clean, so I know how to figure out this murder mystery AND make me big bucks!!!! We could make a TV show on this!!!!! 'Total Drama Mystery!!!!!!' Like, the bathroom's the confessional, you guys break into teams, I'm the host, I already brung a camera crew for my seguinte stop that's was watching your every mover earlier and still is now,-

Raymond : Yeah yeah yeah. I'm sure we all watched Total Drama Insanity.

Daemon : So this 'Total Drama Mystery' idea isn't original? Way to go on being creative, wise guy.

Hydra : *points at Daemon* You shut your mouth, Yorkie. This is the way we make money around here on these streets. e_e

Lila : Blah blah blah. Just put us on the teams, would ya? T_T"

Hydra : Patience, my friend. *hops down off of the counter* *clears her throat* Lila, Yuki, Tokyo, Kiki, Allan, Daemon, Tim, and Bradley, you'll be on the team called 'The Investigating Igloos'.

Allan : I'm not, like, the brightest crayon in the box, man, but I'm pretty sure igloos don't have mouths, man, and when you don't have a mouth.... Bro..... You can't even talk... And when you can't talk, man..... You can't, like, investigate, man...... I don't know what you're smoking, man, but I want some, bro. -U-

Hydra : I DON'T SMOKE!!!! I just needed a noun that started with an 'i' to go with 'investigating', and that was the first thing that popped in my head!!!! DON'T JUDGE MEEEE!!!! DX *clears her throat again* Anyway, Victoria, Jamie, Riley, Brook, Tom, Veto, Drake, and Geo, you'll be on the team called 'The Clue-Seeking Snakes'. The rest of you, which is Adrianna, Layla, Scarlette, Silvy, Ryker, Matt, Michael, and Tim, will be on the team called 'The Code-Cracking Cubs'. The first challenge will be announced AFTER DIS BREAK!!!!! :D

(OMG, this fanfic's gonna be so fun to dooooooo!!! :D Also, the seguinte part's going right to "A Teagen Fanfic" Part 5 because I didn't get 7 comments for the part 4 of it, so I'm not doing the "Total Drama Insanity" part. :D Do you really amor "Total Drama Insanity"? THEN FUCKIN' COMMENT ON MY SHIT, BRO!!!!! D:< I only got 2 comments on part 4, and those were from my usual readers!!!! Come on, people!!!! D:< Anyway, how'd you like it? Did I express your character well? Do I need to improve on anything? Leave your comments in the comment boxy thingy. The seguinte part will come soon hopefully. :P)