Chris: Hello viewers! And welcome to Total. Drama. Spy Mission! The show where I send teenagers on dangerous missions to find rare items, capture criminals, or o my grocery shopping!
Chef: -.- And they say I'm the evil one....
Chris: Anyways time to meet our campers that will be the cast, here at this awesome spy base! First up Bryce.
Bryce: *enters* ...........If i get killed I'm suing...
Chef: How will yo sue if your dead?
Bryce: I know people... *walks in the base*
Chris: Nice guy..anyway seguinte is Cody.....
Cody: *walks in* oi guys...
Chef: Oh god....a faggot..
Cody: >.< Rude much...
Chef: Who cares....
Cody: ...... *walks into the base*
Chris: You are such a homophobe, you know?
Chef: I dont care...
Chris: *sighs* Any way, our seguinte campers are. Marissa!
Marissa: *walks in*
Chris: Ryan!
Ryan: *enters* Hi....
Chris: And Stevie!
Stevie: *enters* Hi guys.
Chef: *death glares Ryan* Another one......
Ryan: !!! What did I do?
Chris: Just go in the base Ryan...
Ryan: Okay...
*Ryan, Marissa, and Stevie go into the base*
Chris: Now we have a returning member from Total Drama Yolo, and Total Drama Imagine. Danny!!
Danny: ^.^ Hi Chris..........Chef.
Chef: ...............
Chris: Also returning members Timothy--
Chef: Oh god....
Chris: And Riley!
Riley: *bursts in a mural holding a Rocket Launcher* Hey! Look what I found!
Chris: Put that down!
Riley: Tee-hee! *runs into the base with it*
Chris: -.-"
Timothy: *walks in shyly*
Danny: TIMOTHY!!
Timothy: DANNY!!!
*they tackle hug each other, then walk into the base*
Chris: Okay...Next are Amelia and Jayden!
Amelia: *enters* Hi guys.
Chef: Finally! No mais faggots....
Amelia: .........
Chris: Shut up Chef...
Jayden: *walks in* Hi Chris. Hi Chef.
Chef: ............
Chris: All the others are inside the base.
*Jayden and Amelia walk into the base*
Chris: Boy do we have alot of campers.
Chef: I dont think so. Have of them are faggots.
Chris: Dude, shut up!
Chef :l...... *walks away*
Chris: Finally. I'm alone....Next up are our last three. Star, Jenny, and our youngest, Esmerelda!
Star: oi people.
Chris: Hi Star.
Jenny: Hey.
Chris: Hello Jennifer.
Jenny: Just call me Jenny.....*walks into the base with Star*
Esmerelda: So I'm the youngest Chris?
Chris: Yep. Also your the smallest.
Esmerelda: Is that good?
Chris: Yep. So its easier to do this. *kicks Esmerelda into the base*

Chris: So we met our spies. What will happen? Will there be tension? Violence? Will Bryce sue us for his death? Stay tuned for the seguinte episode of Total. Drama. Spy Mission!!