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George Carlin: The engines, and Mr. Conductor were sleeping together in Tidmouth Sheds.
Mr. Conductor: Hey, you're not supposed to be alive!
George Carlin: Well, fuck that! I was always a better narrator then you, and you know it!
Mr. Conductor: That's it. I'm calling ghostbusters.
George Carlin: *Disappears*
Mr. Conductor: Now, where were we? *Setting alarm clock to go off at 6 AM* Oh, what have we here? *Grabs bat* You wanna play with this guy? *Grabs ball, and hits it with the bat* Why do you keep hitting him like that?
Bat: *Comes to life* It's the way I was made! Everyone knows that! *Grows...

Here's a list of all the narrators, and which one is my favorite.

First off, Ringo Starr

I first heard Ringo narrate Thomas The Tank Engine when I was four. I thought he was good, though I only heard him narrate seven episodes. Eventually I got to hear him narrate more, and more. I'm not sure why he stopped, because Ringo was good.

George Carlin

George is the very first narrator I heard. It seemed interesting having a comedian that said f*ck all the time narrating a children's show. At the time when I first heard him, I didn't know he was a comedian. Now, to get back on topic. The many voices...

Grease 2: Reproduction

Starring Mr. Bruce as Mr. Stuart, and everyone else as theirselves

Song: link

Eastwood & Mossberg Engines: *In the Eastwood Roundhouse*
Mr. Bruce: *In his car, he falls in front of the steam engines with Robert, Panzer, Matt, Ferris, and Jack* The parts of a flor are so constructive that very very often, the wind will cause pollination. If not, then a bee or any other nectar gathering creature can create the same situation. Yes anything that gets the pollen to the pistils, write it on the list. I'll try to make it crystal clear. The flower's insatiable passion turns...

Song: link

S.B: *Driving his car in Mossberg, and stops at Mirage Station. He gets out, and looks around. He seems worried. What he's looking for isn't anywhere in sight*
Mily: *Stopping in Mirage Station behind S.B with her passenger train*
S.B: *Doesn't hear her, and keeps looking*

Stop the song

Mily: *Blows her whistle*
S.B: *Jumps, and turned around* You startled me!
Mily: *Laughing while talking* I didn't mean to. *Continues laughing* I'm sorry!
S.B: Yeah. Sure you are.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: Come on, don't be mean.
S.B: *Walks onto the station platform*
Mily: I just wanted to say hi.
S.B: Well...

I came up with a lot of characters for my new series Trainz. It's a spinoff of Adventures Of Thomas & Friends, and when I start it, I hope you'll enjoy it. In this article, I'm going to show you some of the characters that I created for the new series.

The first engine you will see is Kenny. He's very rude, because he has been working on the Northern Errol Line for a long time. He's only nice to his friends, but isn't easy to get along with.

If you take a look at the bottom images, you'll see mais characters.

Eddie is one of the engines that work on the Hunterdon Central Railway. He likes...