S.B is narrating.
Trenton New Jersey
Woman 37: *Sitting in front of a desk, looking at S.B* I'm sorry to tell you this, but your brother died on the plane crash to Florida.
S.B: Well, what else would you expect to happen on a plane ride?
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
S.B: Along with 4 hora delays, and stupid security guards, there's no point in flying.
Woman 37: How did you get here from The Island of Errol then?
S.B: That's not important. What did he leave for me?
Woman 37: Sixteen hundred dollars, and his X-box 1.
S.B: Keep it, and give me two hundred mais dollars.
Woman 37: Okay, eighteen hundred dollars....
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