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Percy was shunting some coal cars, but they were being troublesome.

Freight Cars: We want a better engine to shunt us!
Percy: Well I'm the best you got!
Freight Car #1: No! What about Thomas?
Freight Car #2: Or James?
Freight Car #3: Or Toby?
Freight Car #4: Or Percy?!
Freight Cars: He's already shunting us!
Freight Car #4: Oh.
Percy: *Getting angry* Be quiet! *Bashes freight cars*
Freight Car #1: *Rolling towards buffers*

The freight car soon went into the buffer, and a whistle could be heard as he went in the buffers. Percy didn't know how that happened, but he decided to use it as an advantage to make the cars behave.

Freight Cars: Did he just-
Percy: Okay, does anyone else have a problem with me shunting you into your proper siding?
Freight Cars: No.
Percy: Good. (Wait a minute. That freight car went through the buffers, and a whistle was heard. Those could be the magic buffers! I have to tell Thomas at once!) *About to leave*
Freight Cars: Where are you going?
Percy: None of your business you shitheads. *Puffs away*
Freight Car #4: I don't have any shit on my head.
Freight Car #3: It's just a figure of speech genius.
Freight Car #4: Oh, thank you.
Freight Car #2: He was being sarcastic.
Freight Car #4: Aw man.

Meanwhile, while Diesel 10 was standing guard, P.T. Boomer was interrogating C Junior.

P.T. Boomer: Where are those magic buffers?
C Junior: I don't know what you're talking about.
P.T. Boomer: *Grabs baseball bat* We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.
C Junior: Go ahead, and do it! I don't care anymore.
P.T. Boomer: What? You actually thought I was gonna hit you with this baseball bat? You're crazy. What I was really gonna do was go play baseball, and leave you here alone if you didn't talk.
C Junior: Alright! I'll tell you everything you need to know!
Michael Angelis: And so, Mr. Conductor's brother told P.T. Boomer everything he needed to know.
P.T. Boomer: Okay, seriously? You're the worst narrator ever, and even after you got replaced, you're still here?
Michael Angelis: Well, where's Alec Baldwin? I'm supposed to narrate when he makes an appearance, and rescues C Junior.
P.T. Boomer: Well, I don't know. I guess he got fed up with seeing Ringo Starr, George Carlin, and Michael Brandon, so I guess he decided to-
Mr. Conductor: *Arrives from nowhere* Buy mais gold dust off of E-bay, and rescue my brother! *Sends gold dust to C Junior* Let's get out of here! *Blows whistle*
C Junior: *Blows whistle*
Michael Angelis: Then they both teleported out of the warehouse.
Mr. Conductor: Okay, Michael? You're the worst narrator ever. Why are you still here?
Michael Angelis: Because, I-
Mr. Conductor: That's enough. Go away!
Thomas: *Arrives* Mr. Conductor, Percy says he found the magic buffers.
Mr. Conductor: Really? Where?
Thomas: Get in my cab, and I'll take you there.

So we both got in Thomas' cab, and he took us to the magic buffers.

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The Office: Shut Up About The Sun

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Kenny: Gabe
Austin: Andy
Ethan: Jim

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Kenny: How far away is the sun?
Austin: Uh, 93,000,000 miles.
Ethan: Is it?
Austin: Yeah, and the diameter of the sun is 870,000 miles, which makes it 109 times wider than the earth, and 330,000 times heavier than the earth.
Kenny: Shut up about the sun. Shut up, about the sun!!
Austin & Ethan: *Looking at Kenny with concerned faces*

This has to be the shortest skit ever, but if the reproduction skit wasn't done, this would also be the funniest.

Episode 96 has been delayed. It was supposed to be published on Tuesday, but I have been busy with work, and other articles. Sorry for any inconvenience.

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production, surely you already knew that.
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Let's view the Northern Errol Line. Mr. Bruce has been turned into a black F7 with a megaphone sticking out of the front under the headlight.
 blindado, blindado, panzer as a human
Panzer as a human

 Robert as a human
Robert as a human

 Mat as a human
Mat as a human

 Ferris as a human
Ferris as a human

Mr. Bruce: It appears that I have miscalculated a few things.
Ferris: You think?
Robert: What do we have to do to turn back into trains?
Panzer: Just use the laser again.
Mat: But we'll need mais coal, water, and diesel.
Mr. Bruce: Ian is coming over very soon. He'll take care of that for us. In the meantime, I want Panzer, and Robert to do reconnaissance around Mossberg...
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After getting turned into humans, the Eastern Pacific engines tried to see if they could find anyone else.

Jack: *Walking to Mossberg Harbor with Austin, Shayne, and Jesse*
Austin: I sure hope the Northern Errol Line doesn't show up.
Jesse: What if they got turned into humans as well?
Shayne: I highly doubt it.
Jesse: I don't. They may have an easier time taking over our railway as humans.
Shayne: They'd have an easier time if they were still trains.

When they arrived at the harbor, they saw a passenger train pulled por 3 Baltimore & Ohio SD9's, and a freight train pulled por a green Mikado.

Jesse:...
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Henry is an idiot, and that's the whole story.
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Ferris & Jack: *Resting in Zorrin*
Sean: *Falls down in front of them* Prepare to meet your doom!!
Ferris: What are you gonna do?
Sean: *His roof turns yellow, and he slowly begins to float above the rails, charging a blue ball from his front coupler* KA!!
Jack: Oh no!
Sean: ME!
Ferris: NO!!!!!!!
Sean: HA!!!
Ferris & Jack: *Shaking in fear*
Sean: ME!!! *Shoots the blue ball, making a massive laser* HA!!!!!!!!!!!

But a message appeared, making this noise: link

The message said Warning: Kamehameha.exe has stopped working. This is a kid's show, and no one shall die.

Jack: Hey, we're still...
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