Cam: What do you want?
Angela: George Clooney naked on a white sand beach.
Booth: It was a mistake. The Grave Digger is not God, Bones, because God doesn't make mistakes.
Angela: Mmm, I don't know. Putting testicles on the outside didn't seem like such a great idea.
Sully: Well, two hands are better than one, Booth.
Booth: Well, last time I checked, I had two hands. See?
Angela: Testosterone spill on Aisle 4
Brennan: No bones, no Bones...I was the segundo "bones."
Cam: Oh very witty.
Hodgins: Ah ha, unidentified particulates. The two sweetest words I know.
Cam: I don't even want to think about your travesseiro talk with Angela.
Brennan: I discovered something interesting about cops and nicknames.
Angela: Anthropologically interesting?
Brennan: Anatomically interesting. They call a bald guy “Curly” and a fat guy “Tiny” – it’s ironic.
Angela: So, when they call Sully amendoim …
Brennan: He doesn’t like to chuveiro with the other guys because he diverges from the quantifiable morphological norm.
Booth: What? What’s that mean?
Brennan: Stands out from a crowd.
Angela: Do you have a nickname Booth? Something the other cops call you.
Booth: Why? What have you heard? Said by:
